Ever danced to Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You" in a grocery store??

[REO Cokewagon]

Ever been in a store that was playing Ed Sheeran's Shape of You, and u started dancin' to it, like a weirdo?

Was ur wife or girlfriend with you, and tell u to cut that shit out? Or did she find it funny?

Did some other customer in the store see u dancin' and start dancin' with you? Did this person end up becoming a future girlfriend?

Did any store clerk see u doing this, and if so, what was their reaction? A look of horror on their face? Or did they laugh their ass off?

[factchecker]

Marks and Sparks?

Flash C*nt.