JOHN 500s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

[BadDogWater]

In May 2025, John 5 will open up his person collection for the first time ever to fellow KISS fans around the world with his brand-new Knights In Satan Service Museum of KISS Memorabilia in Los Angeles, California.

Guided tours will be open to the public for one month only (with a possible expansion).

Current dates available are May 5-9, May 12-16, May 19-23 and May 27-30. Each will be led by John 5 himself who will provide tons of rich detail and answer any questions in an expansive 2 hour session. There will be a maximum of 6 guests per session.

Secure your place now - Limited Dates Available


Lame

[HueyRamone]

If you had 5 bros, it's only $83 each to hang with John 5 and look at Kiss krap.

Thats less than almost any Meet n greet, and you dont get whisked in for a 45 second autograph and photo, but hang with him for 2 hours?

J5 is a millionaire rock star, he's not gonna make an appointment with each dork for $40.

Or am i misreading this, and it's $500 per person, not per group?

[EzyRider]

So John5 is a Mr Universe level Kisstard??

This explains everything!!

ps- I just checked and it's $500 per dork. I added two tickets and it was 1000 bucks

https://john5store.com/collections/fron ... ice-museum

[HueyRamone]

So John5 is a Mr Universe level Kisstard??

This explains everything!!

ps- I just checked and it's $500 per dork. I added two tickets and it was 1000 bucks

https://john5store.com/collections/fron ... ice-museum

I guess that makes sense. J5 cant spend 2 hours dorking it up for only $500. I wonder how few dorks will make the event not be cancelled/postponed? I assume there needs to be at least 4 dorks for it to be worthwhile.

[FreddyFender]

That brings up an interesting point. He’s done a shitload of stuff but half of it didn’t sell shit (like that S&M Rob Halford band he did). I know he’s worked with a bunch of people, did he ever cowrite a massive Avril Lavigne song or anything? He wasn’t on Mechanical Animals just some MM albums that didn’t sell particularly well.

He's from a rich family - went out to LA to cosplay as a rock n roller.

Many such cases.

https://screamermagazine.com/interviews ... of-john-5/

[Sleek]

More like John 500, amirite?

[FreddyFender]

I wondered if that might have been the case. Not really accurate to call him cosplaying though, he’s done a lot of stuff at a high level.

His guitar sound in Crue suggests otherwise

[Zinny]

I wondered if that might have been the case. Not really accurate to call him cosplaying though, he’s done a lot of stuff at a high level.

What’s the most famous song he’s written or played on?
I honestly don’t know.

[HueyRamone]

Doubt there is one. But that’s the same with Glenn Hughes or Doug Aldrich or Ripper Owens and dozens of other guys. They don’t have a famous song either.

You dont think Burn is a famous song?

[MetalSludgeCEO]

John 5 is... one of the nicest guys in this industry!

$tEvil

[EzyRider]

Doubt there is one. But that’s the same with Glenn Hughes or Doug Aldrich or Ripper Owens and dozens of other guys. They don’t have a famous song either.

You dont think Burn is a famous song?

Sick BURN dood!!

[NeonKnite]

When you're there, ask him why he holds his guitar up by his tits.