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tym wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:51 pm
Gibsonite wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:24 pm
ElectrickMagick wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:59 pm I know someone who told me they got COVID through cellphone tower signals, doesn't mean I believe them either.
He has it wrong, the 5g signals are for activating the mind-control nanobots in the vaxx, not for causing covid
I used to be scared about getting a STD from sitting on a tractor. My then girl friend, thats how she got it. She got it from sitting on a tractor seat in shorts. Which is so odd, cause the gf after that, she got pregnant from sitting on a public tolite. Sure made me feel better that even though both her and I are white, the kid was born black. I was worried she had an affair.
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Re: Why Motorhead never did a record with a fucking symphony
DemonFilth2001 wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:19 am
Rocker4Real wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:46 am They had to pay a symphony big bucks to do an album with Metallica. Why would they [the symphony] do an album with a C band?
C bands on here typically have a couple of gold albums in the US. This is a D band.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:43 pm PULL THE PLUG …
Jack Russell’s Great White play Questionable gig in Texas as Fans Watch in Shock, one Fan compares it to “Weekend at Bernie’s”
https://metalsludge.tv/pull-the-plug-ja ... t-bernies/

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REO Cokewagon wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:58 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:43 pm PULL THE PLUG …
Jack Russell’s Great White play Questionable gig in Texas as Fans Watch in Shock, one Fan compares it to “Weekend at Bernie’s”
https://metalsludge.tv/pull-the-plug-ja ... t-bernies/

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:22 am ALL of the videos have been removed...
Clearly the band [Jack Russell's Great White] is trying to clean up and hide their mess!
Venus Flytrap wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 4:03 pm I still can't figure out how the band had enough pull to get the videos taken down. This isnt a big time band with a corporate machine behind them. This is a small potatoes operation.
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2024 4:52 pm "I had a dream with the CEO in it"

One of those nights where I had multiple dreams.
In one, my wife and I were staying in a hotel and in the lounge, Tuff were playing.
I was not aware of this, but we went to get a drink and Stevie was there.
He had flowing golden locks and bragged to me about having his own bus, while his band had to travel in a van together.
I introduced myself as Gazpacho and showed him pics of my wife’s vagina.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2024 4:25 am Thanks. If it wasn't for people who don't care what Dee Snider thinks, I wouldn't know what Dee Snider thinks.
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FOON wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 3:09 pm Last summer I went with my son and his friends to a cabin in Tennessee. They all made the drive into a bigger town one evening. Once I got finished at my remote job I figured I would walk the mile down to a little bar and grill for a bite and a few beers.

Come dusk I realized I better get my ass moving. About 1/4 mile up the hill a bear pops out of the deep brush dish, stops faces me and stares at me. I raise my arms and yell, bear looks at me and goes back into brush.

I could hear him in there moving around and there was little traffic. What traffic that did go by didn’t care to pick up a guy in a Black Sabbath Born Again shirt.

I made pretty good time doing the fat guy 3/4 mile run.
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gtrjay wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:09 pm I posted on here 10 + years ago that my buddy was opening for Bert Miracles. I was his guitar tech that night. Got in free and got to see the show. It was a fun time and there to support my buddy.
He sound checks and we are going to grab dinner in his area. But we decided to watch Bert's band do their sound check from the side stage, next to the monitor guy (who hated them and talked shit all night). We were maybe 5-10 feet tops from the keyboard player. We would have not been that close during the show.

Anyway, as Pete is singing as Bert is out doing his charity work with the local radio station. The band is loud, and I have to fart badly. My farts aren't just air, they are bad. Rotten cheese, cabbage, and a hint of sweet onion with a touch of poo and sewer. I end up not just farting but farting bad, and long and was probably just shy of actually shitting my pants. :shock:

So as I am finishing the band is done, my buddy is like "Oh fuck man, you smell like a sewer!" We walk away to grab dinner but notice the guys walking through what was like a pigpen scene from charlie brown of my fart. It was keyboardist, drummer, and bass player. They were saying something and their faces said it all. I played it off and acted cool and just took it all in.
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Indy_Rob wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2025 11:21 am
gtrjay wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:09 pm I posted on here 10 + years ago that my buddy was opening for Bert Miracles. I was his guitar tech that night. Got in free and got to see the show. It was a fun time and there to support my buddy.
He sound checks and we are going to grab dinner in his area. But we decided to watch Bert's band do their sound check from the side stage, next to the monitor guy (who hated them and talked shit all night). We were maybe 5-10 feet tops from the keyboard player. We would have not been that close during the show.

Anyway, as Pete is singing as Bert is out doing his charity work with the local radio station. The band is loud, and I have to fart badly. My farts aren't just air, they are bad. Rotten cheese, cabbage, and a hint of sweet onion with a touch of poo and sewer. I end up not just farting but farting bad, and long and was probably just shy of actually shitting my pants. :shock:

So as I am finishing the band is done, my buddy is like "Oh fuck man, you smell like a sewer!" We walk away to grab dinner but notice the guys walking through what was like a pigpen scene from charlie brown of my fart. It was keyboardist, drummer, and bass player. They were saying something and their faces said it all. I played it off and acted cool and just took it all in.

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bentbrother not 1 hour ago in the CEO’s ‘POLICE RAID’ thread
bentbrother wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 12:53 pm probably a mistake and they were supposed to raid the house next door..

someone gave a tip some street hustler was selling bootleg beau nasty cd's from a make believe office.
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gtrjay wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 4:40 am
Indy_Rob wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2025 11:21 am
gtrjay wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 7:09 pm I posted on here 10 + years ago that my buddy was opening for Bert Miracles. I was his guitar tech that night. Got in free and got to see the show. It was a fun time and there to support my buddy.
He sound checks and we are going to grab dinner in his area. But we decided to watch Bert's band do their sound check from the side stage, next to the monitor guy (who hated them and talked shit all night). We were maybe 5-10 feet tops from the keyboard player. We would have not been that close during the show.

Anyway, as Pete is singing as Bert is out doing his charity work with the local radio station. The band is loud, and I have to fart badly. My farts aren't just air, they are bad. Rotten cheese, cabbage, and a hint of sweet onion with a touch of poo and sewer. I end up not just farting but farting bad, and long and was probably just shy of actually shitting my pants. :shock:

So as I am finishing the band is done, my buddy is like "Oh fuck man, you smell like a sewer!" We walk away to grab dinner but notice the guys walking through what was like a pigpen scene from charlie brown of my fart. It was keyboardist, drummer, and bass player. They were saying something and their faces said it all. I played it off and acted cool and just took it all in.

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Anything by Stoner. I miss her and her Nellie Olsen avatar. Damn, where did she go?
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PhrozenInferno wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 1:51 pm bentbrother not 1 hour ago in the CEO’s ‘POLICE RAID’ thread
bentbrother wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2025 12:53 pm probably a mistake and they were supposed to raid the house next door..

someone gave a tip some street hustler was selling bootleg beau nasty cd's from a make believe office.
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The most you paid for a meet and greet:
Whatever Happened To… wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:39 am I'd sooner lick my dog's ass and balls than pay to meet any person.
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REO Cokewagon wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:46 am The most you paid for a meet and greet:
Whatever Happened To… wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:39 am I'd sooner lick my dog's ass and balls than pay to meet any person.
I'll get in on that dogball and ass licking if there's any left after you two are done with him.
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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REO Cokewagon wrote: Thu Aug 22, 2024 6:28 pm
FOON wrote: Tue Jul 02, 2024 3:09 pm Last summer I went with my son and his friends to a cabin in Tennessee. They all made the drive into a bigger town one evening. Once I got finished at my remote job I figured I would walk the mile down to a little bar and grill for a bite and a few beers.

Come dusk I realized I better get my ass moving. About 1/4 mile up the hill a bear pops out of the deep brush dish, stops faces me and stares at me. I raise my arms and yell, bear looks at me and goes back into brush.

I could hear him in there moving around and there was little traffic. What traffic that did go by didn’t care to pick up a guy in a Black Sabbath Born Again shirt.

I made pretty good time doing the fat guy 3/4 mile run.
The only time I ran faster was when a 6’4” black dude chased me with a knife.
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HueyRamone wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 1:04 pm
REO Cokewagon wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:46 am The most you paid for a meet and greet:
Whatever Happened To… wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:39 am I'd sooner lick my dog's ass and balls than pay to meet any person.
I'll get in on that dogball and ass licking if there's any left after you two are done with him.
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Rocker with the worst breath??
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Sat May 10, 2025 11:48 am I would guess that back in the day, Shane MacGowan could've knocked a buzzard off a shitwagon.


Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Sat May 10, 2025 12:31 pm
Kurt Cobain apparently never brushed his teeth--would eat an apple in the morning and said that was the same as brushing?--but also didn't have bad breath. Seems odd that a cigarette-smoking junkie that never brushes his teeth would have on-point breath but I guess that was the case.


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