Ritchie Blackmore had a heart attack about 18 months ago.

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Ritchie Blackmore had a heart attack about 18 months ago.

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Probably from years of banging that hot piece of ass hes got.
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A CAT scan revealed a deep purple mass.
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:06 am A CAT scan revealed a deep purple mass.
I thought it showed disfiguration
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