Wolfgang Van Halen’s Greatest Hit

[Gibsonite]

[LAglamrocker]

Wolfie needs to quit trying to be his dad ..what he should do
Order all fast food items at fast food joint.. eat them on camera sitting in front seat of his car

“Hey guys I just ordered all McDonalds breakfast sandwiches- let’s try them”

[Hatchets Molly]

Wolfie needs to quit trying to be his dad ..what he should do
Order all fast food items at fast food joint.. eat them on camera sitting in front seat of his car

“Hey guys I just ordered all McDonalds breakfast sandwiches- let’s try them”

Muckbang Van Halen

[Gibsonite]

Wolfie needs to quit trying to be his dad ..what he should do
Order all fast food items at fast food joint.. eat them on camera sitting in front seat of his car

“Hey guys I just ordered all McDonalds breakfast sandwiches- let’s try them”

Muckbang Van Halen

I've been calling him this for ages

[Hatchets Molly]

Wolfie needs to quit trying to be his dad ..what he should do
Order all fast food items at fast food joint.. eat them on camera sitting in front seat of his car

“Hey guys I just ordered all McDonalds breakfast sandwiches- let’s try them”

Muckbang Van Halen

I've been calling him this for ages

We were just talking about muckbang videos at lunch today. LAGs post sounded just like that.

[roxxxtar]

He should do reaction videos to other people eating food.

[Metal Sludge]

You know, as much as I want to hate him, just because he's gross, and an entitled little asshole, his songs don't really suck.
I saw him open for Guns and Roses, and I liked it more than I wanted to.
I hear them on the radio occasionally, classic rock station, and before they announce WVH, I realize, I liked that song.
So I'm not a huge fan, and I hate him in general, he's not untalented. We gotta give him that.

[LAglamrocker]

If Eddie kid is going continue to “perform ” at least dress like Typhoon or Earthquake

* now I want late night Fatburger - guess it ends well!

[MetalSludgeCEO]

You know, as much as I want to hate him, just because he's gross, and an entitled little asshole, his songs don't really suck.
I saw him open for Guns and Roses, and I liked it more than I wanted to.
I hear them on the radio occasionally, classic rock station, and before they announce WVH, I realize, I liked that song.
So I'm not a huge fan, and I hate him in general, he's not untalented. We gotta give him that.

""""""""""""he's gross, and an entitled little asshole"""""""""""""

Well said!

Except for the use of the word 'little'

$tEvil

[Metal Sludge]

You know, as much as I want to hate him, just because he's gross, and an entitled little asshole, his songs don't really suck.
I saw him open for Guns and Roses, and I liked it more than I wanted to.
I hear them on the radio occasionally, classic rock station, and before they announce WVH, I realize, I liked that song.
So I'm not a huge fan, and I hate him in general, he's not untalented. We gotta give him that.

""""""""""""he's gross, and an entitled little asshole"""""""""""""

Well said!

Except for the use of the word 'little'

$tEvil

Alright, he's a huge asshole...how's that?

[Black Stuff]

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[Wild Obsession]

Waffle VHXXL is such an entitled prick, his "career" is 110% his last name, in the real world his "career" would be working at Game Stop and playing Wild Wing Cafe with his Foo Fighter's cover band.

AND......he's fucking "gross", a slovenly man-child,........ absolute definition of a "neckbeard".

Neckbeard: is a pejorative term and stereotype, often used to describe a man who exhibits social awkwardness, underachievement, or misogyny, often associated with a specific style of facial hair where hair is grown long on the neck but sparse or absent elsewhere on the face.

[Turner Coates]

Will the REAL Wolfguy please stand up...

[LAglamrocker]

Bakery Halen “ hey Axl I’m staying because I’m good! My fans are way more stupid than IWC!”

LAglamrocker left MY show with GNR in Vegas to go get GNR Vegas event shirt LOL! He could still see me well from the 3rd level

[eddie lee roth]

He should write a blues song about being kicked out of a all you can eat type place.

[Anthrax442]

He's not fat anymore, based on IG. There's going to be some crying around here....

[LAglamrocker]

…he will always be untalented fat prick..dude can’t even do chainsaw solo…or write a good song like Punk Rock Pope..his life is garbage like his fans

[LAglamrocker]

..oh look Ding Dongs Halen is now 3 Doors Down Halen ..the goal of being Third Eye Blind Burger King almost complete:..give him his Burger King crown now
Wolfie is Bronny James of music world
Daddy got me everything..wah wah

Wolfie going ruin LAglamrocker “life”
Poison/Mammouth WVH 2026 tour coming

[eddie lee roth]

If Eddie kid is going continue to “perform ” at least dress like Typhoon or Earthquake

* now I want late night Fatburger - guess it ends well!

[roxxxtar]

Once a fat kid, always a fat kid

[Turner Coates]

He should write a blues song about being kicked out of a all you can eat type place.

"Oh them deviled eggs are on my trail now
And I just ain't gonna get no more chow"