Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Moderator: Metal Sludge
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Red Hot Chili Peppers
In Finland we have this thing called "Reilu Meininki".
- Anthrax442
- Cockblocked by Poison
- Posts: 7753
- Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:12 am
- Location: Chicago, IL
- Contact:
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley

MurrayFiend wrote:Shit, deathcurse, you sure know how to make an exit.
-
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 27686
- Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:49 am
- Location: Candyassland
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
The Beatles-stupidASS boring sh*t
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
100% this.
-
- Headlining Clubs
- Posts: 2100
- Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:07 am
- Billy Jack
- Headlining Clubs
- Posts: 2226
- Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:05 pm
- Location: Sitting in my Angry Chair
- Psychobolia.com
- Playing a Package Tour in Arenas
- Posts: 13430
- Joined: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:17 am
- Location: Paris, France, land of sleaze and cheese, wine and whine
- Contact:
- DonJuanDeMarco
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4200
- Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:50 pm
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
PRETTY B...
I MEAN, PINK FLOYD!
I MEAN, PINK FLOYD!
"You want Don Juan DeMarco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love?"
- FreddyFender
- Debut Album Goes Gold
- Posts: 3976
- Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:36 am
- Bono Nettencourt
- Headlining a Theater Tour
- Posts: 6048
- Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:32 pm
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4173
- Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:31 pm
- Location: Vancouver
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
RHCP have sucked for decades, but they're not worse than Motley. Crue for the win!
- HueyRamone
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 33970
- Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:07 pm
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Kiss Animalize onward is worse than Motley TOP onward.
Poison is far worse than both.
Jovi is objectively better, but for chicks. It would be unseemly and unmanly for a dude to admit he likes them. It would be like a man admitting he likes to wear a pink little pinafore.
Poison is far worse than both.
Jovi is objectively better, but for chicks. It would be unseemly and unmanly for a dude to admit he likes them. It would be like a man admitting he likes to wear a pink little pinafore.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
- Bono Nettencourt
- Headlining a Theater Tour
- Posts: 6048
- Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:32 pm
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Agreed, but after Animalize they were neither massive nor platinum. They were in a flat spin til they put the makeup back on.
-
- Opening Act in Local Bars
- Posts: 313
- Joined: Sat Nov 25, 2023 4:58 pm
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Motley Crue became horrible but the video you choose to show isn't proof of that. Up until Dr. Feelgood they were on top of the world, they looked and sounded good, and while they had a lot of filler, their hits more than made up for it. If the band died in a plane crash in 1991, they would have been one of the most legendary bands of all time. They would have died at their height and everybody would have wondered what great things they could have gone on to accomplish.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Wed Apr 30, 2025 10:48 pm Because they’re fuckin horrible.
https://youtu.be/3dh8k2Dnscg?si=RzlBisY3yehO0UvQ
- VinnieVincentsVag
- Headlining a Theater Tour
- Posts: 6338
- Joined: Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:22 pm
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4730
- Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:39 am
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
I’m loving the energy round these parts!FreddyFender wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 11:48 amBingooooo
-
- Cockblocked by Poison
- Posts: 9510
- Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:23 pm
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 4:24 pmAgreed, but after Animalize they were neither massive nor platinum. They were in a flat spin til they put the makeup back on.
Gold, Platinum
CRAZY NIGHTS
Gold, Platinum, Double Platinum
SMASHES, THRASHES & HITS
- Love_Industry
- Signed to a Major Label Multi-Album Deal
- Posts: 18611
- Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:49 pm
- Location: Zasransk, Belarus
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Jackass... sorry Jackyl made it to platinum.
There's the answer.
There's the answer.
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑
LI is a gentleman and scholar but that “Parasite” take is wild!
LI is a gentleman and scholar but that “Parasite” take is wild!
- Bono Nettencourt
- Headlining a Theater Tour
- Posts: 6048
- Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:32 pm
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
A GH album. Bahaha. And they had to put old songs on it to get it to sell.risingfarce wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 8:36 pmBono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 4:24 pmAgreed, but after Animalize they were neither massive nor platinum. They were in a flat spin til they put the makeup back on.
Gold, Platinum
CRAZY NIGHTS
Gold, Platinum, Double Platinum
SMASHES, THRASHES & HITS
-
- Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
- Posts: 1488
- Joined: Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:20 am
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
There are plenty of bands worse than Motley Crue that had a brief taste or two of platinum in the 80s and 90s, but massive platinum bands? Not many that I can think of. Actually, Motley Crue hasn't been a massive platinum band since Dr. Feelgood.
-
- Playing Frat Parties
- Posts: 271
- Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:41 am
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Ratt
"You can't even remember...what I'm trying to forget"
- EyeDocOfRock
- Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
- Posts: 1695
- Joined: Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:14 pm
-
- Signed to a Major Label Multi-Album Deal
- Posts: 22965
- Joined: Wed May 10, 2006 6:04 am
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Thu May 01, 2025 3:51 pm Kiss Animalize onward is worse than Motley TOP onward.
Poison is far worse than both.
Jovi is objectively better, but for chicks. It would be unseemly and unmanly for a dude to admit he likes them. It would be like a man admitting he likes to wear a pink little pinafore.
I don’t know what a pinafore is. Apparently you do.
Your first sentence is laughable.
Motley Crue suck and always have. They’re a joke.
You’re right. Poison suck too. Bands like Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Scorpions and Skid Row were always better than the both of them.
AC/DC and The Beatles? This place is full of idiots.
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Right? This and the love for Turbo on the Priest thread are sober reminders that I am on a board full of guys that thought/thinks Poison rocked/rocks.
- FreddyFender
- Debut Album Goes Gold
- Posts: 3976
- Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:36 am
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Why are you on a hair metal message board if you don't like Motley Cure and Poison? 

-
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 27686
- Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:49 am
- Location: Candyassland
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
AC DC - The BarfBeatles music is something Scientology fans worship proving they are the dumbest of the dumbf*cks in music just brainwashed media Walmart shoppers
Pretend
not like Asphalt Ballet -Lillian Axe and others -that is where the hot pussy came from..year after year decade after decade#ridethewind..bop bop bop#cherrypie
* The Police they always sucked
Bon Jovi 1988 > The Police
The Police did everything wrong- horrible image-horrible songs- Sting always sounded stupid
Pretend

* The Police they always sucked
Bon Jovi 1988 > The Police
The Police did everything wrong- horrible image-horrible songs- Sting always sounded stupid
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
- Love_Industry
- Signed to a Major Label Multi-Album Deal
- Posts: 18611
- Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:49 pm
- Location: Zasransk, Belarus
Re: Name a massive platinum band worse than Motley
Someone had to call out AC/DC. They have some stone cold classics up until BIB in 1980, not going to argue, but also the worst good to filler ratio of any band at that level. Even if we include Kiss at the same level. Are there more than 2 good songs on any album after BIB? Maybe Black Ice, or is just the filler better on that one.
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑
LI is a gentleman and scholar but that “Parasite” take is wild!
LI is a gentleman and scholar but that “Parasite” take is wild!