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Good for him. Looks like fast shipping, as well. So not one of those printed upon order books.

https://www.amazon.com/Dont-You-Know-Wh ... 641&sr=8-1
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his stories are very interesting. Too bad he will send all his money to that guy in Russia he has been "long distance dating" for 3 years. Poor guy.
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That cover makes me hate AI
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keyofgee wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 4:43 am his stories are very interesting. Too bad he will send all his money to that guy in Russia he has been "long distance dating" for 3 years. Poor guy.
I Wonder if he talks about it in his book, lol
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Cover looks like Huey made it
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DangerZone wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 7:45 am Cover looks like Huey made it
Well, I think I can do a little bit better than that....

Before:

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jesus that's really the cover
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HottKarl777 wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 8:53 pm jesus that's really the cover
Maiden would be proud to have it on a cover
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Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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I’ll have to hit him up with my cover! Is That Facebook?
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HueyRamone wrote: Mon May 05, 2025 11:58 am I’ll have to hit him up with my cover! Is That Facebook?
Yes, he's already got some additional covers I think made by other people.
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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Regarding that concept cover of his, what am I looking at?
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'highbred'.
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He couldn't just ask AI to create a cover?
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Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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I thought the first cover was a joke, but he posted a video unboxing some books with THAT COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!! I hope the book is good!
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Got it yesterday, goat cover and all. Havent started it yet, but am assuming its more or less his FB posts of the past few years.
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Call out to Huey. He posted this along w/ Huey's version side by side w/ a Beavis and Butthead image.

"It takes a true artist to capture the essence of a person. Clearly Stevie Peavey is such a master see how masterfully he captures all the subtitle nuances of my personality especially when you compare his rendition side by side with someone like that MTV cartoon "Beavis and Butthead" hack Mike Judge!"
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cowpins wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 3:30 am Call out to Huey. He posted this along w/ Huey's version side by side w/ a Beavis and Butthead image.

"It takes a true artist to capture the essence of a person. Clearly Stevie Peavey is such a master see how masterfully he captures all the subtitle nuances of my personality especially when you compare his rendition side by side with someone like that MTV cartoon "Beavis and Butthead" hack Mike Judge!"
lol, what is the beavis and butthead thing about?
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 6:55 am
cowpins wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 3:30 am Call out to Huey. He posted this along w/ Huey's version side by side w/ a Beavis and Butthead image.

"It takes a true artist to capture the essence of a person. Clearly Stevie Peavey is such a master see how masterfully he captures all the subtitle nuances of my personality especially when you compare his rendition side by side with someone like that MTV cartoon "Beavis and Butthead" hack Mike Judge!"
lol, what is the beavis and butthead thing about?
He posted your image of him w/ Dave and Eddie with this image and wrote the above.

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cowpins wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 8:42 am
HueyRamone wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 6:55 am
cowpins wrote: Wed May 07, 2025 3:30 am Call out to Huey. He posted this along w/ Huey's version side by side w/ a Beavis and Butthead image.

"It takes a true artist to capture the essence of a person. Clearly Stevie Peavey is such a master see how masterfully he captures all the subtitle nuances of my personality especially when you compare his rendition side by side with someone like that MTV cartoon "Beavis and Butthead" hack Mike Judge!"
lol, what is the beavis and butthead thing about?
He posted your image of him w/ Dave and Eddie with this image and wrote the above.

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he said the original cover that he used looked like it was made by Beavis and butthead.
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yeah that book cover is stupid bad, reminds me of the Metal Church 'Hanging In The Balance' album cover

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It was enough to make Mike Howe quit the band. I need to go back and listen to that one!!
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Guess this is the new version. Did you do it, Huey?

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yep. He was appreciative, and ended up paying me close to 3times my (modest) rate out of generosity.

Just think, none of this would have happened if DangerZone hadnt goofed on me earlier in this tread
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 6:08 am yep. He was appreciative, and ended up paying me close to 3times my (modest) rate out of generosity.

Just think, none of this would have happened if DangerZone hadnt goofed on me earlier in this tread
I'm pretty sure you would need permission from KISS / Gene to use the make-up in this manner.

It's different if you used a photograph, but an artistic image like this? I'm guessing a cease and desist or lawsuit could be coming.
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NeonKnite wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:20 am
HueyRamone wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 6:08 am yep. He was appreciative, and ended up paying me close to 3times my (modest) rate out of generosity.

Just think, none of this would have happened if DangerZone hadnt goofed on me earlier in this tread
I'm pretty sure you would need permission from KISS / Gene to use the make-up in this manner.

It's different if you used a photograph, but an artistic image like this? I'm guessing a cease and desist or lawsuit could be coming.
I told him as much, and that i was no expert on legalities
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:25 am
NeonKnite wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:20 am
HueyRamone wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 6:08 am yep. He was appreciative, and ended up paying me close to 3times my (modest) rate out of generosity.

Just think, none of this would have happened if DangerZone hadnt goofed on me earlier in this tread
I'm pretty sure you would need permission from KISS / Gene to use the make-up in this manner.

It's different if you used a photograph, but an artistic image like this? I'm guessing a cease and desist or lawsuit could be coming.
I told him as much, and that i was no expert on legalities
He's clearly not too bright.

It's the same reason you don't see the actual KISS logo on books not released by KISS.
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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keyofgee wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 4:43 am his stories are very interesting. Too bad he will send all his money to that guy in Russia he has been "long distance dating" for 3 years. Poor guy.
He is a fucking idiot.
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His reasoning.

1the likenesses are taken from pictures they voluntarily posed in with me, my contracts stated I could us video and photos to support my company, with management's permission my company logo shares t-shirts with their companies logo, and my likeness appears in several KISS videos and books for which I receive no compensation, Not for nothing that's my blood recipe Gene is spitting up there so I canalways claim intellectual property, ha ha haand as the back cover states in bold lettering "Disclaimer: No celebrities featured in this book were harmed in its making. They do not sponsor, endorse, condone, contribute to, approve of, or find the slightest amusement in its contents." and besides I do not say anything particularly derogatory about Gene (Ace is a different matter but I really do not think they care) but unfortunately my dark lord will probably never even be aware of it as Gene will not be the problem. It is the army of attorneys whose job it is to scour the internet looking for any unauthorized, or perceived unauthorized use of his image, who will then justify their enormous salaries by automatically filing a cease and desist order without even consulting him. I have said it before, these are fun stories not meant to really hurt anyone but with everything I saw they should be more concerned with the book I could write rather than the one I did! As grandpa Watkins always used to say "Don't sweat the petty things boys, just pet the sweaty things!"
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Classic example of someone using basic ability with newer technology to rip someone off. Now the AI generation.
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