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Say goodbye to all those big bucks you made with EZO, Manowar and Phantom Blue!
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No prenup? Is david that stupid (answers own question)
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82 year old with a 32 year old. Gold diggers gonna gold dig...
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Meh. Still not as gay as fucking Cher.
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:20 am No prenup? Is david that stupid (answers own question)
It should be interesting to see what he gets. I believe in California he’s not necessarily given half of all assets. If they’ve been together for 2ish yrs, he may be entitled to half Geffen’s earnings during that period. I have to imagine even the interest on that much money is a load of cabbage.
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The way I see it he said
You just can't win it
Everybody's in it for their own gain
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Bad move should have just hired topless maid(male)
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Sleek wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:54 am Meh. Still not as gay as fucking Cher.

Gene Simmons fucked Cher. Does that make him gay like Geffen?
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Tommy2Tone84 wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:47 pm
Sleek wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:54 am Meh. Still not as gay as fucking Cher.

Gene Simmons fucked Cher. Does that make him gay like Geffen?
Obviously...
That's why gene always immediately pivots to say he was also seeing Diana Ross when he is asked about Cher... 😂
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What an idiot!
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His desire to slobber on that cocoa schlong will cost him dearly.
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Sleek wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:54 am Meh. Still not as gay as fucking Cher.
Cher was fucking hot as hell in the 70s.

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veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 3:09 pm
Sleek wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:54 am Meh. Still not as gay as fucking Cher.
Cher was fucking hot as hell in the 70s.

Cher was always smoking hot.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 3:09 pm
Sleek wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:54 am Meh. Still not as gay as fucking Cher.
Cher was fucking hot as hell in the 70s.
Guys, guys, guys, I am just joking.
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Old rich dudes with no prenups. Just give them half your shit right away. Skip the headaches at the end.
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Tommy2Tone84 wrote: Mon Jun 02, 2025 3:21 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: Thu May 29, 2025 3:09 pm
Sleek wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:54 am Meh. Still not as gay as fucking Cher.
Cher was fucking hot as hell in the 70s.

Cher was always smoking hot.
Not by the 80s. And in the "Turn Back Time" comeback, she started sounding like a goat choking on a bite of hakarl.
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