What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Excellent!
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
I think you need to write it as "Dawn Ho"
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Regardless if it includes a big tub and tiny bubbles I’m in.
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Have not been on airplane since 2002
Not getting on plane for Hawaiian “ Dawn Ho”
Laguna Beach has everything I could ever want
Morning noon or night#HoFun(female)
Not getting on plane for Hawaiian “ Dawn Ho”
Laguna Beach has everything I could ever want
Morning noon or night#HoFun(female)
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
I’d laugh out loud at that joke, but I’m told that Hawaiians only let people say aloha.
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Don't pay her.
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Not a whore joke, and since no one laughed at my walrus joke so I share this with trepidation, but here goes:
A gimpy white guy is taking a piss at a urinal and a big black guy comes and is taking a piss next to him. White guy looks over/down and says “Wow, how do I get one like THAT?” Black guy decides to mess with him and says “Easy. Just tie a string around it, attach the other end of the string to a door knob and slam it HARD a few times a day.” White guy says will do.
A few weeks later the two find themselves in the same bathroom. Black guy asks if it’s working, and white guy says “Yep, I’ve been doing it every day, and it’s finally starting to turn black.”
A gimpy white guy is taking a piss at a urinal and a big black guy comes and is taking a piss next to him. White guy looks over/down and says “Wow, how do I get one like THAT?” Black guy decides to mess with him and says “Easy. Just tie a string around it, attach the other end of the string to a door knob and slam it HARD a few times a day.” White guy says will do.
A few weeks later the two find themselves in the same bathroom. Black guy asks if it’s working, and white guy says “Yep, I’ve been doing it every day, and it’s finally starting to turn black.”
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Two whores are on the corner bemoaning how tough times are.
One says “Shits rough. I fucked a guy last night just for cab fare home”
The other one says “that’s nothing. Last night I blew a guy for free, just so I’d have something warm in my stomach”
One says “Shits rough. I fucked a guy last night just for cab fare home”
The other one says “that’s nothing. Last night I blew a guy for free, just so I’d have something warm in my stomach”
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
THIS LMAO!
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