Which movie character do you most want to whale on?

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Which movie character do you most want to whale on?

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I’ve always wanted to pound on Clifford Peache … the school punching bag in My Bodyguard. That nerd was a fist magnet.

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I was rooting for Moody.
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SpongeBob SquarePants
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pieceofme wrote: Fri Jun 13, 2025 11:04 am SpongeBob SquarePants
How can anyone hate on a cool mofo like spngebob?
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Chanel Shortcake comes to mind... bareback of course!

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The skinny dark haired kid from Dazed and Confused who always grabbed his nose.
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ParaDime77 wrote: Fri Jun 13, 2025 3:26 pm The skinny dark haired kid from Dazed and Confused who always grabbed his nose.
Ohhh yeah, he was awful. The weak link in a great cast. Very whale on’able.
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ParaDime77 wrote: Fri Jun 13, 2025 3:26 pm The skinny dark haired kid from Dazed and Confused who always grabbed his nose.
I think that the guy who punched the Boston Public teacher guy in the face in the movie, and then got his ass kicked would be even better. He actually thought that a bunch of drunk high school kids were going to break it up so he'd get a free shot.
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ParaDime77 wrote: Fri Jun 13, 2025 3:26 pm The skinny dark haired kid from Dazed and Confused who always grabbed his nose.
He already got it bad, so you have to give him a few days to rest.
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Spongie wrote: Fri Jun 13, 2025 10:51 am I’ve always wanted to pound on Clifford Peache … the school punching bag in My Bodyguard. That nerd was a fist magnet.

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I was rooting for Moody.
I’ve always loved that movie. Honestly, I couldn’t wait for that bald jaggoff to get what was coming to him. Moody was funny but he was a bitch (Matt D is a legend though).

BTW, the kid is Christopher Makepeace. He did dialog for KISS’ (music from) the Elder but it was not used.
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Wiseacre wrote: Sat Jun 14, 2025 9:19 pm
Spongie wrote: Fri Jun 13, 2025 10:51 am I’ve always wanted to pound on Clifford Peache … the school punching bag in My Bodyguard. That nerd was a fist magnet.

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I was rooting for Moody.
I’ve always loved that movie. Honestly, I couldn’t wait for that bald jaggoff to get what was coming to him. Moody was funny but he was a bitch (Matt D is a legend though).

BTW, the kid is Christopher Makepeace. He did dialog for KISS’ (music from) the Elder but it was not used.
He was the hero kid in Meatballs.
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eddie lee roth wrote: Sun Jun 15, 2025 8:58 am
Wiseacre wrote: Sat Jun 14, 2025 9:19 pm
Spongie wrote: Fri Jun 13, 2025 10:51 am I’ve always wanted to pound on Clifford Peache … the school punching bag in My Bodyguard. That nerd was a fist magnet.

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I was rooting for Moody.
I’ve always loved that movie. Honestly, I couldn’t wait for that bald jaggoff to get what was coming to him. Moody was funny but he was a bitch (Matt D is a legend though).

BTW, the kid is Christopher Makepeace. He did dialog for KISS’ (music from) the Elder but it was not used.
He was the hero kid in Meatballs.
I wanted to whale on him then too. :lol:

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Spongie wrote: Sun Jun 15, 2025 9:40 am
eddie lee roth wrote: Sun Jun 15, 2025 8:58 am
Wiseacre wrote: Sat Jun 14, 2025 9:19 pm

I’ve always loved that movie. Honestly, I couldn’t wait for that bald jaggoff to get what was coming to him. Moody was funny but he was a bitch (Matt D is a legend though).

BTW, the kid is Christopher Makepeace. He did dialog for KISS’ (music from) the Elder but it was not used.
He was the hero kid in Meatballs.
I wanted to whale on him then too. :lol:

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Speaking of that timeframe I always thought this guy had a face that was all pro level nerd.

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I wanted to kill John Turturo's character in Miller's Crossing.
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Dennis Nedry. Fuck him for turning off that electric fence! He was kind of punchable as Newman, too.
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I would beat Lucas from the Bad News Bears to a pulp.
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Michelle Maylene from Coed Confidential.

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