Misheard lyrics that you KNOW arent right, but you heard em like that, and cant get em outta your head like that.

[DavidLeeLarsUlrichRoth]

Flock of Seagulls - 'Iran. Iran's so far away.'

In Slayer's 'At Dawn They Sleep', the lyric is 'Impalement - immortality's scorned', but I always hear 'Impalement in metallic storm.'

If anyone did a reggae cover of Enter Sandman, they could say 'Rasta Never Never Land.'

[Asshole_Rose]

Collective Soul - December

Real lyrics: Just tilt my sun towards your domain
What I hear: Just took my son on a trip to Maine

[Hellbentforfeathers]

Hwy to hell

I always heard

See''s a nigger on a one way ride
Ask him nothing, leave me be

But apparently it's see's a ticket

[VincesGarterbelt]

The Black Crowes “Twice as Hard”. During the chorus I hear “Twiiiiiice as Hard Fought” and no matter how many times I hear that song I can’t convince myself that’s not what Chris is singing. Lol.

[Gibsonite]

Canadian power-pop band Harlequin had a bunch of good songs in the early '80s, but I will always call this one Anal Sex

Harlequin - Innocence
https://youtu.be/VZb9j0uoD78?feature=shared

[ParaDime77]

Both from Poison - Open Up And Say Ahhh

Nothin But A Good Time - "I just lock a my phone every now and then”

Wait, what!? That’s not the lyric!?

[Dr. Hollywood]

Bulletboys- 'Smooth Opinion'

I always heard the pre-chorus as: "Looks like girls are hard to find / I ain't got that kind of time / I send shivers.."

[rubysdad]

Hwy to hell

I always heard

See''s a nigger on a one way ride
Ask him nothing, leave me be

But apparently it's see's a ticket

Season ticket,
Askin nothin

[roxxxtar]

I know Eddie Vedder said…

On a wheel, on a wizard on a wha-ee-ale
Anna Nicole’s mama said I won’t wanna see Anna fall down again
And the wizard, on Aleve a Gump I know
I said I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag


But what he really said was…I have no idea.

[HeavyMetalRulz]

G'n'R - You Could Be Mine.
Actual Lyric : you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand
What I hear to this day : you can take the bed and sofa cause it's more than I can stand.

I still hear this! And with the song it actually fits and makes sense.

Also Joan Jett "I love rock and roll"

Mandela Affect?? "I saw him standin there by the record machine....."

It's really "I saw him dancing there by the record machine..." I"ll never remember it that way!

[TeslaFan]

Will forever be “wrapped up like a douche”.

This has to be the most famous of all.

[Asshole_Rose]

G'n'R - You Could Be Mine.
Actual Lyric : you can take the pity so far, but it's more than I can stand
What I hear to this day : you can take the bed and sofa cause it's more than I can stand.

I still hear this! And with the song it actually fits and makes sense.

Hahaha, so do I!

[KISSRULES06]

KISS- X IN SEX

"Youre beggin for an apple but you only get a peach"

Baby lets put the X in sex

[AlexVonHaig]

Louie Louie

Ive heard what it purported was but I was not convinced and still have no idea what the lyrics were.

On a positive note, I did learn to mumble when I have no idea what Im saying

[Hellsinkey]

Will forever be “wrapped up like a douche”.

This has to be the most famous of all.

Or: "Scuse me while I kiss this guy".

[Gibsonite]

Oh oh ohh, its my dick!

Pilot - Magic (1975)
https://youtu.be/MzlK0OGpIRs?feature=shared

[LovePowerFromTheMamaHead]

The U2 song they play at work all the time.

I thought Bono was singing "Electric Coaster".

Apparently it's Electrical Storm

[HueyRamone]

"Shot through the heart, and you're too late. You needed love - badly"

[EzyRider]

I was jamming on Judas Priests 'Fight of Your Life' a couple days ago and I swore he was saying something about being in a bathtub in the chorus, but the real word is BATTLE.

Maybe it's Rob's English enunciation, I don't know.

I had to look it up because I'm thinking NFW are Priest singing about bathtubs!

In the moment - when you think you're falling
It's up to you - you've got the fight of your life
In the BATHTUB - you're the last man standing
You're the victor of the fight
The fight of your life

(BTW this album is holding up well, so f'ing good!!)

Judas Priest - Fight of Your Life (Official Lyric Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdZBZ66rtCU

[exitflagger]

I see those Wegovy commercials and I've always figured the jingle song is saying "WE GOOBY!"

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

there's a bathroom on the right...