ROCK N' ROLL GRANNIES ... The number of older Rock guys looking like Grannies is mind boggling

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ROCK N' ROLL GRANNIES ... The number of older Rock guys looking like Grannies is mind boggling

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I have seen social media posts with these collages, it's kind of crazy how some of these guys look like the town Grandma!

I guess it's the ones who are sporting a full rack of natural long hair in their 60's or 70's... and... some others rocking wigs who look the Granniest.

Wait, is that a word?

Who are your Top Rn'R Grannies?

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This genre of music let themselves go to shit. Band members and fans, they all look like shit.
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Why Sebitchian is the top grannie!
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Jon Bon Jovi is hot granny

Marq Torien is cool great Uncle at Thanksgiving with the cool life

Tom Keifer is holding up well- still kind of hot

Betsy Bitch- still fantasy

Joe Elliot was never hot- he should go to beauty salon before tour - dark brown hair with red highlights would work

Nelson twins still the gold medal winners
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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I was wondering why Brian Johnson was singing to an old woman in a recent photo. And it took me a good 5-10 seconds to realize it was Angus Young.
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Metal Judge wrote: Tue Jul 08, 2025 8:06 am This genre of music let themselves go to shit. Band members and fans, they all look like shit.
I don't think genre or music has anything to do with it. Most people let themselves go get fat and other people just look old. You just don't notice it as much because you didn't have a poster on your bedroom wall of the old guy in front of you at Wendy's.
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Sambora has ventured into Golden Girls territory.
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I always liked this pic of Page and Joe Perry because they look like Hollywood's hottest new lesbian power couple.

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Could be worse, they could look like Caillou.

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veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

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