derp tInf0Il hAtz!NeonKnite wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 9:03 amIt was shot by someone filming the screen. Do you also believe in the magic bullet theory and pizza gate?tooth wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 8:01 am Pretty sure both Stevie Wonder & Helen Keller saw the clip. Reports are the guy's a BILLIONaire & an unlikeable azzhole all around. The only thing I've read about the woman is she is married & most everybody at the workplace is laughing & loves it. I don't believe for one second that this wasn't orchestrated. If you have millions, you can certainly "get to" the camera guy, any camera guy.
Coldplay Kiss cam exposes alleged affair between CEO & CHRO
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The memes are flooding the internet.
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I’m with the conspiracy theory. Neither the CEO or HR broad look like any member of Kiss, past or present. Why would they be on the Kiss Cam?!?
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He gone... she next?
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The CEO is the new avatar of Gene and the broad is the new Avatar of Paul. They're still not great, but they're better than the original avatars.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 4:47 pm The Philadelphia Phillies had some fun with it:
https://x.com/JasonFox29/status/1946366771373523177
This was hilarious. I can't get enough of the memes either.
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He comes across like that CEO of his own Titanic sightseeing tour.
Maybe they could get away and fuck in a submarine.
Maybe they could get away and fuck in a submarine.

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Yeah, and they convinced Coldplay to start doing this every night on tour and then at Gillete he knew the ceo and his sidepiece would be there and then be hugging at that exact moment, and the film crew would cut to them, and then a random person would film it, he knew how the CEO and the sidepiece would react, and the Coldplay guy would say something funny about them having an affair, and then the random person would release their video of the video because it was funny, and it would be a worldwide internet viral moment. All to let his wife know he was cheating.tooth wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:07 amNo, someone else did it to fcuk him over. Reason being he, the CEO guy that got caught cheating, has most likely skrewed over many people in his life on his way to a Billion dollars (all Billionaires have, I would assume). So, one/some of the people the CEO skrewed along the way returned the favor.
or you know this someone could have just TOLD HIS WIFE.
But don't let logic, reasoning, or any common-sense ruin an insane conspiracy theory.
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Or ridiculous run-on sentences.Velvis wrote: ↑Sun Jul 20, 2025 9:22 pmYeah, and they convinced Coldplay to start doing this every night on tour and then at Gillete he knew the ceo and his sidepiece would be there and then be hugging at that exact moment, and the film crew would cut to them, and then a random person would film it, he knew how the CEO and the sidepiece would react, and the Coldplay guy would say something funny about them having an affair, and then the random person would release their video of the video because it was funny, and it would be a worldwide internet viral moment. All to let his wife know he was cheating.tooth wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:07 amNo, someone else did it to fcuk him over. Reason being he, the CEO guy that got caught cheating, has most likely skrewed over many people in his life on his way to a Billion dollars (all Billionaires have, I would assume). So, one/some of the people the CEO skrewed along the way returned the favor.
or you know this someone could have just TOLD HIS WIFE.
But don't let logic, reasoning, or any common-sense ruin an insane conspiracy theory.
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I'm convinced too many people believed the X-files was a documentary.Velvis wrote: ↑Sun Jul 20, 2025 9:22 pmYeah, and they convinced Coldplay to start doing this every night on tour and then at Gillete he knew the ceo and his sidepiece would be there and then be hugging at that exact moment, and the film crew would cut to them, and then a random person would film it, he knew how the CEO and the sidepiece would react, and the Coldplay guy would say something funny about them having an affair, and then the random person would release their video of the video because it was funny, and it would be a worldwide internet viral moment. All to let his wife know he was cheating.tooth wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:07 amNo, someone else did it to fcuk him over. Reason being he, the CEO guy that got caught cheating, has most likely skrewed over many people in his life on his way to a Billion dollars (all Billionaires have, I would assume). So, one/some of the people the CEO skrewed along the way returned the favor.
or you know this someone could have just TOLD HIS WIFE.
But don't let logic, reasoning, or any common-sense ruin an insane conspiracy theory.

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I’m all good for a smack down as much as the next guy but if we take ridiculous run on sentences out than what am I to do where am I to go.Wednesday 13 Fan wrote: ↑Mon Jul 21, 2025 7:54 amOr ridiculous run-on sentences.Velvis wrote: ↑Sun Jul 20, 2025 9:22 pmYeah, and they convinced Coldplay to start doing this every night on tour and then at Gillete he knew the ceo and his sidepiece would be there and then be hugging at that exact moment, and the film crew would cut to them, and then a random person would film it, he knew how the CEO and the sidepiece would react, and the Coldplay guy would say something funny about them having an affair, and then the random person would release their video of the video because it was funny, and it would be a worldwide internet viral moment. All to let his wife know he was cheating.tooth wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 10:07 am
No, someone else did it to fcuk him over. Reason being he, the CEO guy that got caught cheating, has most likely skrewed over many people in his life on his way to a Billion dollars (all Billionaires have, I would assume). So, one/some of the people the CEO skrewed along the way returned the favor.
or you know this someone could have just TOLD HIS WIFE.
But don't let logic, reasoning, or any common-sense ruin an insane conspiracy theory.
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So now we have to quit our jobs if we get caught hugging another woman?
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Yes so be careful. There’s only so many things available if you can’t bag groceries.

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Five days ago this dude had a pretty awesome life. If only they would have gone to see a shit band like KISS, nobody would have seen their faces.
For real though, I've been struggling to determine if the mistress is really an "upgrade" or not. I can kinda-sorta understand it if his wife was butt ugly and wouldn't fuck him anymore, but this one is close.
His wife does kind of look a little Michele Bachmann-ish, so if he wanted sex and she wanted to talk Bible verses or something, that would kind of suck. Is the mistress that much hotter though with what it will likely cost him for getting caught?
The mistress and her family though kind of sound like bitches:
Maybe they "deserve" each other? Since it'll cost both of them millions upon millions of dollars.
What say the rest of you? Which one is hotter?

For real though, I've been struggling to determine if the mistress is really an "upgrade" or not. I can kinda-sorta understand it if his wife was butt ugly and wouldn't fuck him anymore, but this one is close.
His wife does kind of look a little Michele Bachmann-ish, so if he wanted sex and she wanted to talk Bible verses or something, that would kind of suck. Is the mistress that much hotter though with what it will likely cost him for getting caught?
The mistress and her family though kind of sound like bitches:
The Cabots are known in Boston lore as so highborn they "speak only to God", the New York Post reports.
Social media posts and property records indicate Cabot is married to Andrew Cabot, sixth-generation heir to the Privateer Rum fortune.
His family lineage stretches back ten generations in New England and includes privateers, industrial titans, and merchant traders who helped shape American aristocracy.
The Cabots are one of Boston's original "Brahmin" families - a blue-blooded elite so powerful that even the Kennedy clan was considered too new-money to join their ranks.
Maybe they "deserve" each other? Since it'll cost both of them millions upon millions of dollars.
What say the rest of you? Which one is hotter?

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The wife is hotter.Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:45 am Five days ago this dude had a pretty awesome life. If only they would have gone to see a shit band like KISS, nobody would have seen their faces.
For real though, I've been struggling to determine if the mistress is really an "upgrade" or not. I can kinda-sorta understand it if his wife was butt ugly and wouldn't fuck him anymore, but this one is close.
His wife does kind of look a little Michele Bachmann-ish, so if he wanted sex and she wanted to talk Bible verses or something, that would kind of suck. Is the mistress that much hotter though with what it will likely cost him for getting caught?
The mistress and her family though kind of sound like bitches:The Cabots are known in Boston lore as so highborn they "speak only to God", the New York Post reports.
Social media posts and property records indicate Cabot is married to Andrew Cabot, sixth-generation heir to the Privateer Rum fortune.
His family lineage stretches back ten generations in New England and includes privateers, industrial titans, and merchant traders who helped shape American aristocracy.
The Cabots are one of Boston's original "Brahmin" families - a blue-blooded elite so powerful that even the Kennedy clan was considered too new-money to join their ranks.
Maybe they "deserve" each other? Since it'll cost both of them millions upon millions of dollars.
What say the rest of you? Which one is hotter?
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I don’t like this, everybody with money or a secretary is cheating on their wives … you don’t give up your company or quit your job because you got caught.
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A kinky 6 beats a boring 8, at least in the short term.
To quote Chris Rock
And in the long term, if I’m sick, is new pussy going to take care of me? No. If I’m hungry, is new pussy going to feed me? New pussy can’t cook!


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This should prove that you can’t trust your HR department with sensitive stuff if you want to complain about your boss or company.
They are not working for the little man, they are working for the company and only for the company.
HR = company moles
They are not working for the little man, they are working for the company and only for the company.
HR = company moles
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It would be a tough call for the judges as to who gets first placeNate S Axel wrote: ↑Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:45 am Five days ago this dude had a pretty awesome life. If only they would have gone to see a shit band like KISS, nobody would have seen their faces.
For real though, I've been struggling to determine if the mistress is really an "upgrade" or not. I can kinda-sorta understand it if his wife was butt ugly and wouldn't fuck him anymore, but this one is close.
His wife does kind of look a little Michele Bachmann-ish, so if he wanted sex and she wanted to talk Bible verses or something, that would kind of suck. Is the mistress that much hotter though with what it will likely cost him for getting caught?
The mistress and her family though kind of sound like bitches:The Cabots are known in Boston lore as so highborn they "speak only to God", the New York Post reports.
Social media posts and property records indicate Cabot is married to Andrew Cabot, sixth-generation heir to the Privateer Rum fortune.
His family lineage stretches back ten generations in New England and includes privateers, industrial titans, and merchant traders who helped shape American aristocracy.
The Cabots are one of Boston's original "Brahmin" families - a blue-blooded elite so powerful that even the Kennedy clan was considered too new-money to join their ranks.
Maybe they "deserve" each other? Since it'll cost both of them millions upon millions of dollars.
What say the rest of you? Which one is hotter?
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Pizzagate is the one where some assclown with a gun stormed into Comet Pizza demanding to see the secret sex dungeon in a building without a basement. Fucker got himself shot by police in January. This shit attracts geniuses.tooth wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 9:24 amMagic Bullet theory I don't know, although I'm guessing it has to do with JFK? Pizza gate I do know, as it's part of the "Frazzled Rip" or "Frazzle Drip" situation. I forget the specifics Pizza Gate, but I do know it had to do with the Se*ual Assault/Trafficking of minors by rich & powerful people, which I do believe. What with the Epstein Files in the news I would assume, regardless of which side of the aisle you sit on, most believe rich & powerful people are Se*ual Assault/Trafficking minors.NeonKnite wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 9:03 amIt was shot by someone filming the screen. Do you also believe in the magic bullet theory and pizza gate?tooth wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 8:01 am Pretty sure both Stevie Wonder & Helen Keller saw the clip. Reports are the guy's a BILLIONaire & an unlikeable azzhole all around. The only thing I've read about the woman is she is married & most everybody at the workplace is laughing & loves it. I don't believe for one second that this wasn't orchestrated. If you have millions, you can certainly "get to" the camera guy, any camera guy.


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He's an OnlyFans Man too:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/art ... 21342.html
Gotta love her response though.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/art ... 21342.html
In an exclusive statement to The Blast, Bop House creator Camilla Araujo alleged that Byron didn't just spend thousands on OnlyFans star Sophie Rain but allegedly dropped "over $250,000" on content from multiple creators, including other influencers affiliated with her Miami-based creator mansion.
"This isn't just about one person," Araujo told The Blast. "I saw the receipts. We're talking a quarter million in sub fees, custom content, and video calls. Not just with Sophie, with multiple girls."
Gotta love her response though.

When reached for comment by The Blast, Rain didn't deny the allegations outright but instead deflected, citing discretion and her faith. "I cannot comment on who my clients and donors are, but this situation is crazy as it is," she said. "As a Christian, I don't condone this type of behavior. I don't disclose my donors, but I am here for his wife if she needs a friend through these times. I know this type of thing can be hard. If she has any issues at all during this time of uncertainty, she can reach out to me. I would love to talk to her and reassure her that this guy is just a bump in the road."
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Did a quick search (for research purposes of course) and I can think of much better ways to blow 250k than on some 20ish internet skank whose boobs are already starting to succumb to the effects of gravity lol
