How will Sharon profit from Ozzys death?

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How will Sharon profit from Ozzys death?

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The Bitch has no shame. Will she sell auto pen baseballs like Dio? Will she sell Randy Rhodes Flying V guitars w Ozzys sig? Sell locks of Ozzys Hair or finger nail clippings? Selfies by his Casket?
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Well I'm sure there's a life insurance policy at the least...
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Pay for view funeral.
“For the fans” $99.99
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Selfie with casket? I would be interested in that
I would wear my Wasted In America 1992 tour shirt

SummerSlam ringside seat40,000$. Sharon could get more for Ozzy funeral ringside..at least 250,000$
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She could also go the Dio route and have shows with a hologram Ozzy.
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Lots of unreleased music will be released. Nothing wrong with that as the fans definitely want that kind of thing.

And she, along with the brats, are set for life.
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Im sure another cut and paste vocals album is being worked on as we speak. Sharon probably has him signing autographs 10 hours a day for the last 5 years. You know…. For the fans.
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Tue Jul 22, 2025 1:44 pm Pay for view funeral.
“For the fans” $99.99
With a 2-hour delay.
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She won't profit, everything will be donated to charity "cough"

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I would expect a new Ozzy greatest hits or box set. Maybe albums of outtakes, unreleased songs and/or live tracks. Maybe some tasteless memorabilia with his birth and death dates. I wouldn't be surprised if there were a one-year anniversary show next year commemorating his death, but somewhere in America instead of the UK.
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Whatever she can $ell!
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I'm sure she'll try and run a tribute show next July and turn it into an annual festival if there's an appetite for it.
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I'm going to guess at least two more Andrew Watt records and picture disc re-releases of the catalog.
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Just a few hiurs before the news broke i told my wife there will be AI Ozzy tracks afrer he was dead.

I guess we will find out. Whatever it iswill be ghoulish and garish second only what Gene approves if Paul dies first.
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Sharon Osbourne says Ozzy still has 10 - 20 good shows left in him before funeral..

https://thehardtimes.net/music/sharon-o ... ft-in-him/
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