What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?

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What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?

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With the kids, the money, and the legacy?
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The world becomes a better place?
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Thu Jul 24, 2025 6:59 am The world becomes a better place?
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We'll finally get an official release of "Blow On A Jug"
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Bats, doves and bands that don't like her can all feel safe again.
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I always loved Sharon career over Ozzy career
Sharon was always lovable fun character like The Iron Sheik
Ozzy was always cool but he was the pussy whipped rockstar
Made them both massively entertaining
I’m definitely going be way more sad when Sharon goes
Sharon vs ICP :lol:
Sharon on Howard Stern
Sharon vs Ozzy crybaby fans :lol: :lol:
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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LAglamrocker wrote: Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:26 am I always loved Sharon career over Ozzy career
Sharon was always lovable fun character like The Iron Sheik
Ozzy was always cool but he was the pussy whipped rockstar
Made them both massively entertaining
I’m definitely going be way more sad when Sharon goes
Sharon vs ICP :lol:
Sharon on Howard Stern
Sharon vs Ozzy crybaby fans :lol: :lol:
Sounds like someone believes everything he sees on a scripted “reality” show.

She was a cunt by ALL accounts. Did you forget about the time Ozzy tried to throw her out a fucking window? Pepperidge Fams remembers.
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Mattley will cry and stranglebate?
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The kids will probably take over and release tons of live material and demos that weren’t good enough for the albums.
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Phil Soussan will kick her grave marker.
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Kelly new husband will be new singer for Ozzy band
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Wiseacre wrote: Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:36 am
LAglamrocker wrote: Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:26 am I always loved Sharon career over Ozzy career
Sharon was always lovable fun character like The Iron Sheik
Ozzy was always cool but he was the pussy whipped rockstar
Made them both massively entertaining
I’m definitely going be way more sad when Sharon goes
Sharon vs ICP :lol:
Sharon on Howard Stern
Sharon vs Ozzy crybaby fans :lol: :lol:
Sounds like someone believes everything he sees on a scripted “reality” show.

She was a cunt by ALL accounts. Did you forget about the time Ozzy tried to throw her out a fucking window? Pepperidge Fams remembers.
When he said "We've decided you should go" he was speaking for all of us.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

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Surprised they haven't sold everything off like many have with their rights. Sharon may as well do that, there's no point carrying on at her age and with no Ozzy. Cash in your chips, and enjoy the rest of your life and leave a pot of gold for your family.
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MickeyG wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 3:56 pm Surprised they haven't sold everything off like many have with their rights. Sharon may as well do that, there's no point carrying on at her age and with no Ozzy. Cash in your chips, and enjoy the rest of your life and leave a pot of gold for your family.
Do any of the kids help run the "Ozzy" business with Sharon? & While the model will be different, "Ozzy Osbourne" will still generate business, on some level, for years to come. I wonder if any of the kids care?
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tooth wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 4:32 pm
MickeyG wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 3:56 pm Surprised they haven't sold everything off like many have with their rights. Sharon may as well do that, there's no point carrying on at her age and with no Ozzy. Cash in your chips, and enjoy the rest of your life and leave a pot of gold for your family.
Do any of the kids help run the "Ozzy" business with Sharon? & While the model will be different, "Ozzy Osbourne" will still generate business, on some level, for years to come. I wonder if any of the kids care?
Maybe Sharon will task Jack and Kelly with that job since they've spent the most time in the spotlight. Otherwise, you can expect Sharon to market Ozzy's memory in pretty much the same manner as Wendy does for RJD.
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I smell a Pophouse deal.

Ozzy Avatar. We can finally see Randy, live, or dead as an avatar. Same with Ozzy. Then hologram Dio crashes the gig and a fight to avatar death ensues.

HE IS IMMORTAL (just like Paula Stanley).

Avatar Sharon is still a cunt.
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She is a cunt.
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