Rate this song on a scale of 1 to 10: Hulk Hogan Real American

pieceofme · Post by **pieceofme** » Sun Jul 27, 2025 9:24 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_e ... rt_radio=1

1 being awful.
10 being a masterpiece.

WentEast · Post by **WentEast** » Sun Jul 27, 2025 9:35 am

1. And I didn’t even have to hear it.

krisholmes · Post by **krisholmes** » Sun Jul 27, 2025 9:56 am

Horrible.

Rick Derringer deserves to be dead, for doing that.

LAglamrocker · Post by **LAglamrocker** » Sun Jul 27, 2025 10:12 am

With Hulk walking to the ring vs Sgt Slaughter ringside in Fresno ..better than super model hot wife(female) with perfect kids and beach house in Laguna-10+

Without Hulk
2/10…wife disgusting pig that loves Chevy Metal living in Bellflower

Psychobolia.com · Post by **Psychobolia.com** » Sun Jul 27, 2025 10:20 am

Iced Earth should cover it, maybe get Ripper Owens back in the band to give the vocals some extra metallic ballz.

Spongie · Post by **Spongie** » Sun Jul 27, 2025 10:23 am

No ZERO option?

Nate S Axel · Post by **Nate S Axel** » Sun Jul 27, 2025 11:15 am

Beavis & Butthead liked it, so that's enough for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ZF6kt0J_M

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 5:55 am

Anyone who voted "1" has clearly never heard the terrible knock-off version Hulk Hogan used in WCW.

"Real American" is "Stairway to Heaven" by comparison.

CrankerBait · Post by **CrankerBait** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:14 am

Spongie wrote: ↑Sun Jul 27, 2025 10:23 am No ZERO option?

Or, in the case of this absolute abortion of a song, negative numbers?

pieceofme · Post by **pieceofme** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 9:20 am

Be honest, this song is now stuck in your head.

Nate S Axel · Post by **Nate S Axel** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 2:29 pm

Trump is probably going to add this song to the Alligator Alcatraz mixtape and the US Citizenship Test.

Gibsonite · Post by **Gibsonite** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 3:28 pm

Gay/Really fuckin' gay

dmbrocker · Post by **dmbrocker** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 3:31 pm

Good as a wrasslin' entrance theme, but not much else.

Wiseacre · Post by **Wiseacre** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:13 pm

11

Because derp

BootyDaddy69 · Post by **BootyDaddy69** » Mon Jul 28, 2025 8:47 pm

Wiseacre wrote: ↑Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:13 pm 11

Because derp

this

p86 · Post by **p86** » Tue Jul 29, 2025 12:24 pm

Great tune by Derringer. Originally used by the the US Express- Mike Rotunda and Barry Windham before they gave it Hogan.

Derringer’s Demolition theme song is great too.

Tommy2Tone84 · Post by **Tommy2Tone84** » Tue Jul 29, 2025 8:27 pm

-15,783