Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
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Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
The following bands went platinum or gold. Knowing what you know now in 2025, which of these bands really had no business having that much success?
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Why can't I select multiple options
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
What he said. Start over.
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Except for Mr. Big . . . all of them.
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Jackyl with Kix a close second. The others all deserved as much or more success than they had.
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Mr Big
So many more deserved that success
F*ck probably every single band I listen to everyday…last 11 while eating extra pineapple pizza from beach deli..Lillian Axe- Wildside—Asphalt Ballet -Vain- Alleycat Scratch- Kik Tracee- Cycle Sluts From Hell- Electric Boys- Shotgun Messiah- Hardline-Valentine
That’s fun beach game- 1 slice per band.
Makes every slice special
So many more deserved that success
F*ck probably every single band I listen to everyday…last 11 while eating extra pineapple pizza from beach deli..Lillian Axe- Wildside—Asphalt Ballet -Vain- Alleycat Scratch- Kik Tracee- Cycle Sluts From Hell- Electric Boys- Shotgun Messiah- Hardline-Valentine
That’s fun beach game- 1 slice per band.
Makes every slice special
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Went with Saigon cuz I don't think I've ever heard a single song of theirs.
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Jackyl may be the worst hard rock band to ever go platinum. You may know I despise Pantera but can sort of understand liking them. They were somewhat original for a big band at the time and had personalities. Jackyl were just gimmicky and generic.
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Jackyl and it's not even close. Just awful dreck.
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Britny Fox would be my pick. Just shows how popular the scene was at the time. A Cinderella knock-off could go Gold.
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
I didn't even realize Britny Fox went gold or I would have added them for sure. Oops! My bad. They probably would have gotten my vote too.Rocker4Real wrote: ↑Mon Aug 25, 2025 6:53 am Britny Fox would be my pick. Just shows how popular the scene was at the time. A Cinderella knock-off could go Gold.
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Jackyl were a joke. Should've been Z-list at best.
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Re: Bands That Had No Business Going Gold/Platinum - A Poll
Why aren't Stryper on the list?
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Happy to see Jackyl running away with this one. Just as I run away if I hear a Jackyl song.
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BulletBoys - First album is alright. Got a few catchy songs. Understand why they went gold.
Faster Pussycat - Their first two albums kick arse. They should have done better than gold!
Jackyl - Not heard much of them. But the odd song I have heard didn't make me want to check out more of their material. Very generic sounding so they win this poll.
Kix - Great band. Love all their records except their last one.
L.A. Guns - Debut album kicks arse. And they are one of the few bands that have actually released good records since their heyday. Deserved to go gold for sure. Although I find their most popular record Cocked and Loaded to be a big step down from the debut.
Mr. Big - They had that big ballad, so I understand why they did. Not for me though.
Saigon Kick - Don't think I've ever heard a song by this band.
Slaughter - Their debut album is an acquired taste due to the vocals. But there are plenty of catchy songs that are perfect for the genre.
Steelheart - boring from what I've heard. Which isn't much, thankfully.
Trixter - Very cheesy, but a couple of catchy songs.
Faster Pussycat - Their first two albums kick arse. They should have done better than gold!
Jackyl - Not heard much of them. But the odd song I have heard didn't make me want to check out more of their material. Very generic sounding so they win this poll.
Kix - Great band. Love all their records except their last one.
L.A. Guns - Debut album kicks arse. And they are one of the few bands that have actually released good records since their heyday. Deserved to go gold for sure. Although I find their most popular record Cocked and Loaded to be a big step down from the debut.
Mr. Big - They had that big ballad, so I understand why they did. Not for me though.
Saigon Kick - Don't think I've ever heard a song by this band.
Slaughter - Their debut album is an acquired taste due to the vocals. But there are plenty of catchy songs that are perfect for the genre.
Steelheart - boring from what I've heard. Which isn't much, thankfully.
Trixter - Very cheesy, but a couple of catchy songs.

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Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....
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You people that have never heard Saigon Kick need to check them out.
I always thought AIC stole some of their thunder
I always thought AIC stole some of their thunder
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Not sure why Jackyl is running away with it.
ACDC meets hair metal, singer can sing his ass off , and I believe they had 5 music videos off their first album alone.
As well as the novelty of the chainsaw song (which I hate)
All of that equals at least the 1 gold record. Moreso than Trixter, anyway. And it didnt have a pussy ballad to move units, like Mr Big, Saigon Kick, etc.
ACDC meets hair metal, singer can sing his ass off , and I believe they had 5 music videos off their first album alone.
As well as the novelty of the chainsaw song (which I hate)
All of that equals at least the 1 gold record. Moreso than Trixter, anyway. And it didnt have a pussy ballad to move units, like Mr Big, Saigon Kick, etc.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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I don't like AIC so I will probably give it a miss.VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Mon Aug 25, 2025 12:20 pm You people that have never heard Saigon Kick need to check them out.
I always thought AIC stole some of their thunder

GrayAntiMatter wrote:EVH
Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....