Cradle Of Filth drama

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Re: Cradle Of Filth drama

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Really is fun to see someone like Dani just move on like these scabs don’t matter at all. Fans don’t and never care

Oh no I can’t go see band I love because my favorite scab is gone :lol: :lol: I’m still going to see Green Jello at beach bar in San Diego…and the other 500 Metal Edge bands that tour

Everybody is replaceable- WWE needs to replace Sami Zayn
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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COF might have been paying them poverty wages... but can you imagine as a businessman and CEO, sitting there watching the husband and wife scabs drinking and fighting with each other every day? Annoying! It was his fault for thinking a husband and wife team on the road made sense. Maybe he thought he could save on hotel rooms.
LAglamrocker wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 9:06 am Oh no I can’t go see band I love because my favorite scab is gone :lol: :lol:

Everybody is replaceable-
Big talk from a Lance Eric and Ace Von Johnson fan.
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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Re: Cradle Of Filth drama

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RockSkar wrote:
Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
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Re: Cradle Of Filth drama

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Greg Steele jumps on stage for last 45 minutes
Can anyone name guy he just replaced :lol: He has only been in the “band” for decades :lol:
Can anyone name drummer tomorrow for acoustic Trixter :lol:

Who was bald bass player in Bon Jovi that nobody cares about..definitely not Lance Eric
L.E. needs to join one of my favorite bands like Locash

Michael Grant is probably the only scab that could charge for VIP experience and earn money from it

It actually gets better :lol:
Tribute band introduces new member :lol:
Uh oh I drove to Riverside now Disposable Teens has new bass player

Cradle scabs should form COF tribute and take money out of Dani pockets
Cradle Of Scabs..3pm West Covina
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Re: Cradle Of Filth drama

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TheCULTofMANSON wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:42 pm https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17A1Gs ... tid=wwXIfr

Another statement from Zoe
Sadly, Dani “Midget” Filth IS CoF
How many scabs have there been now?? 30+??
Dunno why some “keyboard player" on her period is so upset?

(As an aside, its funny her husband was cool with the situation for 10+ years before he met her, then chucks it all away because.. well she must have a very persuasive pussy)

Join an established band and stfu and play the songs.
If you don’t like the money go somewhere else.

Who will be excited to see “Zoe and Ashoks Cradle of Filth”?

Hahahaha he should add “Gilded Cunt” to the setlist before Ashok leaves :-D :-D

“The subject matter is simple. The "gilded cunt" refers to a spoilt dominatrix who demands worship through the acquisition of money. She is in actual fact, beneath the glitter of expensive jewellery, no more than tendered mutton dressed up as lamb. There was nothing quite as gratifying as screaming the word "cunt" at the top of one's lungs for the mid-section of this vicious little ditty.”
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Re: Cradle Of Filth drama

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AnotherPerfectB*stard wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 7:18 pm
TheCULTofMANSON wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:42 pm https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17A1Gs ... tid=wwXIfr

Another statement from Zoe
Sadly, Dani “Midget” Filth IS CoF
How many scabs have there been now?? 30+??
Dunno why some “keyboard player" on her period is so upset?

(As an aside, its funny her husband was cool with the situation for 10+ years before he met her, then chucks it all away because.. well she must have a very persuasive pussy)

Join an established band and stfu and play the songs.
If you don’t like the money go somewhere else.

Who will be excited to see “Zoe and Ashoks Cradle of Filth”?

Hahahaha he should add “Gilded Cunt” to the setlist before Ashok leaves :-D :-D

“The subject matter is simple. The "gilded cunt" refers to a spoilt dominatrix who demands worship through the acquisition of money. She is in actual fact, beneath the glitter of expensive jewellery, no more than tendered mutton dressed up as lamb. There was nothing quite as gratifying as screaming the word "cunt" at the top of one's lungs for the mid-section of this vicious little ditty.”

Ashok was fired already and Dani flew in a new guitarist
RockSkar wrote:
Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
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