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Psychobolia.com wrote:^^ never seen that Ratt shirt before, is that a bootleg?
Nope. My Dad used to have that shirt. He sold it on ebay for a decent price.
In his whole life, my dad never wore a RATT shirt.

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Beyotch_Knowles wrote:Was that hat photoshopped onto Bobby's head?
I wondered that at first, but it's from his son's FB page, so probably not..

He probably felt his bandanna wasn't covering enough of his perfectly restored hair and threw on one of his many Drumpf hats he owns..
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http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/bobby- ... ew-lineup/

(this thread almost slid to 3rd page!)
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The latest episode of "As the FATT Turns"...

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Bobby in middle. Really ?
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kreamygoodness wrote:The latest episode of "As the FATT Turns"...

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so does he take the time to trim and color that queer ass facial hair, or just save time and draw it on with a sharpie? Nice guyliner as well.

Lead singer still looks like Neil from the Young Ones.
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Hey Bobby ... If those new guitar players give you any shit here is someone who will fill the shoes nicely. Great meter, Great image , hell, throw some of those "patch pants" on him and you've got a hott line up.



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Luminiferous wrote:Image
Holy fuck. Robbin Crosby is alive!
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Jeff Keith was young, naive, and hungry for fame. Things were different back then.
zzzzzzz wrote:You can comment on why this guy is deep throating a Heineken bottle that Blotz is holding. :lol: :lol:

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I'm less focused on dude's bottle-throating skills than I am on that spectacular mullet over Bob's right shoulder.

That, friends, is a thing of beauty.
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:I'm less focused on dude's bottle-throating skills than I am on that spectacular mullet over Bob's right shoulder.

That, friends, is a thing of beauty.

I want to pet it.
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TheDeadBastard wrote: Lead singer still looks like Neil from the Young Ones.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
And why in the name of FUCK is he wearing an Exploited t-shirt? He doesn't exactly look like he's gonna be slapping The Massacre or Beat The Bastards on his turntable on his days off...
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No updates or show reviews all week. Does Blotzer no longer = piece of shit?
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NearlyNormal wrote:No updates or show reviews all week. Does Blotzer no longer = piece of shit?

Blotzer always will = a piece of shit

Even if he drops the fake Ratt and gives up and goes back to cleaning my carpet and let real Ratt save whatever ounce of future they have left he still would = a piece of shit.
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@LeeRatbag no kidding. I'm sure he lip syncs to Let's Start A War in his bedroom.....or maybe Sex & Violence :)
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REAL RATT (minus piece of shit) hits stage any minute on the cruise.
Lose lips sink ships!
Bob always = piece of shit
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SCSINNER wrote:REAL RATT (minus piece of shit) hits stage any minute on the cruise.
Lose lips sink ships!
Bob always = piece of shit
Great if finally true. Hope that show continues on land.
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On stage now, first song "wanted man"
Degrasso on drums
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What a great way to get a grassroots PR campaign rolling.
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SCSINNER wrote:On stage now, first song "wanted man"
Degrasso on drums
I love it. Blobby's world is about to crumble.
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This thread is going to come back to life!! Oh I can't wait to hear what Blobbo has to say. I think I might have to go troll the Ratt FB
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Looking forward to Rock N Skull...
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Someone posted a photo from MORC on the Ratt FB page.... :wink: :lol:
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Luminiferous wrote:Someone posted a photo from MORC on the Ratt FB page.... :wink: :lol:
I just went to check... it's still there :lol:
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A few people posted it there! :D
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Fuck yeah!!!!!!
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I hope Blobbo gets real drunk and starts tweeting about Real RATT!
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