Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

[lords of fubar]

and once again satan proves he is da fuckin man.......

[Endless Yodel]

I detect some sort of accent on Ramsey...I can not quite figure out if it is overly affected wannabe Paul Stanley, mild retardation, or he is some kind of gross icky foreigner.

Considering how he butchers the English language in his written communication, I suspect the second and third possibilities.

[PurpleIdiot]

And you never bothered bringing this genius to our attention?

Roxx has also been a friend on the klown myspace for at least a few years....I just never bothered to listen to them.

my loss.

[futonsrf]

Awesome! Not only do I admire Satan's Photoshop skills, I admire how he can come up with this shit!
I hope we can get Ramsey on here. He may avoid tho. I gave him a bit of shit on one of his facebook comments and he just gave a have a nice day vibe. Maybe this pic could be of some use...

[PurpleIdiot]

here's an equally delussional guy who needs to join ROXX.....
not nearly as entertaining since he has no orignal material but he's got about 1000 youtube videos.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6bCps9aKJI

http://www.facebook.com/michael.zimmonz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzHdLM4mbxo

[Space Bear]

here's an equally delussional guy who needs to join ROXX.....
not nearly as entertaining since he has no orignal material but he's got about 1000 youtube videos.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6bCps9aKJI

http://www.facebook.com/michael.zimmonz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzHdLM4mbxo

I've seen him before... Mr. Zimmonz. I always think of this guy mispronouncing Gene's name:

[futonsrf]

Seems like there are a few new tunes on his myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/roxxrocks
Money Ain't All That seems to have borrowed from Mama Kin quite a bit.
Night Child-
Lighting Strike, yes it is spelled that way. Great falsetto!
Bad Boys of R&R.
Crash and Burn- Must be recorded on his cellphone.
Rock and Roll Lover- cell phone again?

This isn't his worst, but fuck it's bad!

[sliquor]

This thread on the 2nd page.................OH HELL NO!
Not on my watch!

Roxx Is Baaaaack!!!

[vanitybinge]

Put this up your skirt, blondie



Did you notice Tom is in their top Myspace friends?

[inextrem]

Put this up your skirt, blondie



Did you notice Tom is in their top Myspace friends?

Tom Jones? or Tom Cruise?

[Woosh]

This dude and his band area a tad KISS influenced.

This dude is pretty much a ringer for Paul Stanley, facially. I wonder if he actually had work done to achieve such a cartoonish appearance or if it came naturally.

[demonsonofman]

What, you think Ramsey Cruise has enough money for plastic surgery?

From the sounds of him, he can't even afford new guitar strings.

[foxxcarr]

Here's a thought...do you think Ramsey Cruise has already replaced Paul Stanley? That would explain the state of Paul's voice in recent years. Maybe Gene is the only real one left. I heard that Paul died in a (bath/house?) fire in 2008.

[futonsrf]

[Green Mold]

Based on extensive video study and a class years ago in Psychology 101, it appears the Ramster is applying the early Kiss self-promotion technique of pretending you're already a big deal (i.e. Kiss arriving to gigs in limos early in their career), hoping the masses buy into it, and slipping into that role. Except in this case, I've only seen shots of Roxx live from what appears to be a self-serve cafeteria/diner. And while Kiss pumped up their image, they also had the ability to write songs with beginnings, middles, and endings. Roxx, on the other hand, has a sound that only rivals that of The Shags ("My Pal Foot-Foot" comes to mind).

Ramsey appears to have access to instruments and recording equipment... it's the ability to use them that's missing. Yet, listening to Roxx music is like watching a gem of a stinker on old episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000: its an abomination, but so addictive in its awfulness.

As much as the Michael Hott thread ruled... Delusionaly -- Ramsey Cruise > The Hott.

Photoshop-wise: The Hott > Ramsey

[futonsrf]

Based on extensive video study and a class years ago in Psychology 101, it appears the Ramster is applying the early Kiss self-promotion technique of pretending you're already a big deal (i.e. Kiss arriving to gigs in limos early in their career), hoping the masses buy into it, and slipping into that role. Except in this case, I've only seen shots of Roxx live from what appears to be a self-serve cafeteria/diner. And while Kiss pumped up their image, they also had the ability to write songs with beginnings, middles, and endings. Roxx, on the other hand, has a sound that only rivals that of The Shags ("My Pal Foot-Foot" comes to mind).

Ramsey appears to have access to instruments and recording equipment... it's the ability to use them that's missing. Yet, listening to Roxx music is like watching a gem of a stinker on old episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000: its an abomination, but so addictive in its awfulness.

As much as the Michael Hott thread ruled... Delusionaly -- Ramsey Cruise > The Hott.

Photoshop-wise: The Hott > Ramsey

Can't argue that. Ramsey knows this thread exists, if he comes by is another thing.

[Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_]

Roxx are simply SO original, I literally do NOT think that I can play their original material.............it is just SO fucking AMAZING! ROXX music is simply ONE of a KIND! Amazing stuff I must admit!

[inextrem]

The european army wants to know when ROXX is coming here!!!!

[HollywoodBomb]

This dude and his band area a tad KISS influenced.

This dude is pretty much a ringer for Paul Stanley, facially. I wonder if he actually had work done to achieve such a cartoonish appearance or if it came naturally.

I know his strength is his music but the guy looks awesome in KISS makeup.

[Endless Yodel]

This thread on the 2nd page.................OH HELL NO!
Not on my watch!

Roxx Is Baaaaack!!!

I like your thinking.

[UtahRatt]

I don't care if Ramsey is serious or joking, Perez Hilton would still call him a faggot. Stupid people with no shame should be killed on sight.

[Luminiferous]

Satan strikes again!

[Endless Yodel]

What, you think Ramsey Cruise has enough money for plastic surgery?

From the sounds of him, he can't even afford new guitar strings.

It would be one thing if Ramsey noticed that he bore a passing resemblance to Paul Stanley and ran with it. It would be another matter entirely if he had surgery to look like Paul (and why him, of all people?). Maybe he emptied out his 401k for it.

[futonsrf]

Ramsey and friend. Caption worthy pic!

[Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_]

It's funny if you can actually bear to make it through the so called "live" footage....there are a total of TWO people there sitting in folding chairs in front of the stage. I tend to wonder if it was even an actual live show.

[sliquor]

Ramsey and friend. Caption worthy pic!

RC & fanboy Alex Grossi "Bonding".

[UtahRatt]

For some reason I keep thinking this queen has posted here or the story has come up before. Anyone got a reply yet, the suspense is killing me.

[PowerSlaveToTheGrind]

Just listened to Roxx for the first time. It makes Fifi Larue sound great in comparison.

[GeddyCriss3]

Ramsey and friend. Caption worthy pic!

The gold just keeps on coming.....What a picture.

It looks to me that Ramsey went out trick or treating with Ann Willson

[SoulsOfBlack]

By "trick or treating" you mean sucking dick, right?