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I'm a huge fan of Paul McCartney, but "Wonderful Christmastime". I'm thankful I haven't accidentally heard it this year.
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NineteenEightyFour wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:25 pm I'm a huge fan of Paul McCartney, but "Wonderful Christmastime". I'm thankful I haven't accidentally heard it this year.
We were shopping the other day and it was a cover of it being played. Who thought that was a good idea?
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That's my #2 worst song...everytime the local live karaoké band does it I bolt out the door or rush into the smoker's lounge! And it's always the same fat bitch that requests it.
Yeah that song sucks, and you're right, it always some annoying fat girl who does it at karaoke.
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NineteenEightyFour wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:25 pm I'm a huge fan of Paul McCartney, but "Wonderful Christmastime". I'm thankful I haven't accidentally heard it this year.
It's nowhere near as bad as this one..

https://youtu.be/-IHP9Acxa54?si=vLLocVUYVCuZl2mc
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Anything by Billy Joel or U2


Mic drop ( or at least I wish they would )
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EyeDocOfRock wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 5:15 pm Anything by Billy Joel or U2


Mic drop ( or at least I wish they would )
Billy Joel has one of the strongest and most consistent catalogs out there. So, that’s a ridiculous take.

U2…hate them. But not close to one of the WORST.

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Gibsonite wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 4:38 pm
NineteenEightyFour wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:25 pm I'm a huge fan of Paul McCartney, but "Wonderful Christmastime". I'm thankful I haven't accidentally heard it this year.
It's nowhere near as bad as this one..

https://youtu.be/-IHP9Acxa54?si=vLLocVUYVCuZl2mc
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EyeDocOfRock wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 5:15 pm Anything by Billy Joel or U2


Mic drop ( or at least I wish they would )
I don't like U2 but that is a really dumb answer.
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 5:23 pm
EyeDocOfRock wrote: Sat Dec 16, 2023 5:15 pm Anything by Billy Joel or U2


Mic drop ( or at least I wish they would )
Billy Joel has one of the strongest and most consistent catalogs out there. So, that’s a ridiculous take.

U2…hate them. But not close to one of the WORST.

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Maybe I missed the point of this thread but the OP's question mark didn't offer much of an explanation.

Some of you motherfuckers feel that Sweet Child o Mine or We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions are the worst songs you ever heard? Really?

You fuckers wouldn't know bad music if Stevie Rachelle showed up with Tuff to play your mistress's quinceañera .

What about shit like Los del Río's Macarena or just about any song from any boys bands or girls bands? Huh?

Maybe listen to any Reggaeton song and come back to me about how Built this City is the worst song ever.
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BDG135 wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:54 am Madam X - High in High School
No song with the line "One plus One, it equals FUN! Now that's math to me!" could be the worst song ever.

or even a bad song!
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Anything from this slab of excrement.

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jetboy wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:39 am Anything from this slab of excrement:

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Hit a personal best power deadlifting to "boyz are gonna rock" down the gym with my mp3 years back.
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Anything by Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders.
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BDG135 wrote: Sun Dec 17, 2023 6:54 am Madam X - High in High School
I'd put this in the category of "worst song I have ever heard, that I secretly enjoy while driving alone"

Same with Poison's Rock like a Rocker
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Here’s one :

Mark St John shredding on top of a banjo piece.

https://youtu.be/NZZPrkVG-4U?si=Ctg-fPnvGc1H1b5-
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jetboy wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 12:39 am Anything from this slab of excrement:

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Nah. The final track, "Invasion," is really good.
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It would be really hard to beat out anything by Yoko Ono when it comes to worst songs.

There was a song I once hated, but then it turned around for me. Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners was a song I could not stand to hear. And it was blasted constantly on MTV and FM radio. It would almost put me into a rage when I heard it. One day I meet this cute chick named Eileen. At the time I had a brand-new Toyota 4X4 with a camper shell and carpet kit in the back. It was my little shagging wagon. I could drive it to the middle of nowhere, open up the tailgate and window, and just chill. Well Eileen took a drive with me. And we ended up naked in the back. The radio was going, and guess what song came on? Well let's just say I made the song title a reality. Since then, I can't hear that song without being teleported in time to my time with Eileen in the back of my truck.

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NineteenEightyFour wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:25 pm I'm a huge fan of Paul McCartney, but "Wonderful Christmastime". I'm thankful I haven't accidentally heard it this year.
I'm no McCartney fan, but I also hate that annoying song. But Jimmy Buffet (RIP 2023!) actually did a great laid back version of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hokv_Ie3Aaw
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