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http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 21502?ap=1

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Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
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Holy shit, that really is everything you want from a Roxx number. Damn.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!

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futonsrf wrote:Damn. :shock:

Ramsey branches out and obliterates Rod Stewart, Nick Gilder and the Star Spangled Banner, which is the audio equivalent of flag burning.

Also for your holiday listening pleasure Ramsey mocks the birth of Christ and Santa with My Christmas Eve, a turd of epic proportions!
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 80185?ap=1

I'm speechless, except for laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The track I Love You makes the rest of the above sound good!
That Rod cover is incredible.
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EvilRockPosh wrote:
futonsrf wrote:Damn. :shock:

Ramsey branches out and obliterates Rod Stewart, Nick Gilder and the Star Spangled Banner, which is the audio equivalent of flag burning.

Also for your holiday listening pleasure Ramsey mocks the birth of Christ and Santa with My Christmas Eve, a turd of epic proportions!
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 80185?ap=1

I'm speechless, except for laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The track I Love You makes the rest of the above sound good!
That Rod cover is incredible.
Fuck, it makes me laugh! The chorus is pure gold! GOLD!
:lol: :lol:

Michael Hott is Pavarotti next to Ramsey Cruise!
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The Christmas song, not the one he does on stage.
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 21552?ap=1

I'm weak, I'm weak...this song is killing me! :lol: :lol:
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Oh my god. OH MY GOD. Sex, lust and rock 'n' roll, indeed. I'm first in line for his inevitable VH1 reality dating show, ROXX My World. For the fuck of shit, "I Love You" is incredible.
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Roxx is a real life Spinal Tap, except Spinal Tap had better songs and were better players. If Roxx were just a spoof like spinal tap they actually might become huge as a spoof/goof and the best part or "punchline" is that while they obtain huge success being viewed and portrayed as a live spinal tap type of comedy act the band themselves isnt in on the joke and truly think their new found fame is legitimate...kind of like right now! Hahaha
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Mrs. Space Bear pulled up Ramsey's page on Facebook so I could see it. And what is the first thing I see? Purpleidiot's comment. :lol:
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"I Love You" may be the worst Rock song I ever heard. I mean, the original they're blatantly ripping of was bad enough, but this is truly god-awful.

Also, is the new cd called Rock Bottom or Rock Is Back????

Sadly, I read on Ramsey's facebook page that the guitarist left the band.
Btw why the fuck do he keep referring to himself and the only other guy left in his shit stain band (Michael Anthony?? Did he really sink this low?? Nah can't be the VH guy) in third person, as "the guys"? The guys??????? Oh you mean you and your buddy?

ROXX is taking over the world, one Youtube play at a time!!!!! AWESOME!!!!
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Fuck, looks like I've got some reading to do. :lol:
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SatanHimself wrote:Fuck, looks like I've got some reading to do. :lol:
I was wondering where you were!
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Best...band...ever.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:Best...band...ever.
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Other than this being an epic thread, could this explain Roxxxtard?
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Maybe I'm late to that joke, but he HAS been strangely absent on this thread... :?:
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Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
Only the sultans of purest rock and roll could make this epic stretch out for six and a half minutes.




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Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.


The comment function isn't disabled on this video. Maybe someone wants to tell him how much Sludge loves his band and that he should join us here. Just sayin'.
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I'm trying but I keep getting an 'error try again'
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vanitybinge wrote:I'm trying but I keep getting an 'error try again'
Apparently Youtube doesn't allow any links, but i left few comments with url...

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Comments can be added on this "song".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbclt9la ... re=related
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Ramsey has had ROXX going since 1999. You'd think there would be some improvement after 11 years!

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futonsrf wrote:Ramsey has had ROXX going since 1999. You'd think there would be some improvement after 11 years!

:lol:
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New album cover. Ramsey says they were not influenced by the Scorpions at all.

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Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.

Holy Christ! :shock:

That was just....pure fucking INSANITY.
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Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
:shock: Shit! I thought i heard everything after 30 seconds, but it's actually getting more and more impressive. The whispered "I love you" at the end made me wee a little.
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Sex, lust, and rock n' roll. Screw the drugs.
His HOTT ROXX are onfire!
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Has this been linked yet? It's his ROCK MUSIC INSTRUCTOR intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgX7UK5Om_I

Why is looking around so nervously? Was there somebody with a gun just outside of the camera shot?

He's going to teach me what it's like to be a successful rock musician! I hope I can be as successful as him!
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