Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
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http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 21502?ap=1
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."
This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player
God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
Holy shit, that really is everything you want from a Roxx number. Damn.
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
ROXX RELEASES NEW SINGLE/VIDEO
GIVIN' LOVE
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php ... 414&ref=mf
ROXX RELEASES NEW SINGLE/VIDEO
GIVIN' LOVE
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php ... 414&ref=mf
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
That Rod cover is incredible.futonsrf wrote:Damn.
Ramsey branches out and obliterates Rod Stewart, Nick Gilder and the Star Spangled Banner, which is the audio equivalent of flag burning.
Also for your holiday listening pleasure Ramsey mocks the birth of Christ and Santa with My Christmas Eve, a turd of epic proportions!
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 80185?ap=1
I'm speechless, except for laughing!
The track I Love You makes the rest of the above sound good!
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Fuck, it makes me laugh! The chorus is pure gold! GOLD!EvilRockPosh wrote:That Rod cover is incredible.futonsrf wrote:Damn.
Ramsey branches out and obliterates Rod Stewart, Nick Gilder and the Star Spangled Banner, which is the audio equivalent of flag burning.
Also for your holiday listening pleasure Ramsey mocks the birth of Christ and Santa with My Christmas Eve, a turd of epic proportions!
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 80185?ap=1
I'm speechless, except for laughing!
The track I Love You makes the rest of the above sound good!
Michael Hott is Pavarotti next to Ramsey Cruise!
Cheers!
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The Christmas song, not the one he does on stage.
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 21552?ap=1
I'm weak, I'm weak...this song is killing me!
http://www.myspace.com/music/ramsey-cru ... 21552?ap=1
I'm weak, I'm weak...this song is killing me!
Cheers!
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Oh my god. OH MY GOD. Sex, lust and rock 'n' roll, indeed. I'm first in line for his inevitable VH1 reality dating show, ROXX My World. For the fuck of shit, "I Love You" is incredible.
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Roxx is a real life Spinal Tap, except Spinal Tap had better songs and were better players. If Roxx were just a spoof like spinal tap they actually might become huge as a spoof/goof and the best part or "punchline" is that while they obtain huge success being viewed and portrayed as a live spinal tap type of comedy act the band themselves isnt in on the joke and truly think their new found fame is legitimate...kind of like right now! Hahaha
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Mrs. Space Bear pulled up Ramsey's page on Facebook so I could see it. And what is the first thing I see? Purpleidiot's comment.
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
"I Love You" may be the worst Rock song I ever heard. I mean, the original they're blatantly ripping of was bad enough, but this is truly god-awful.
Also, is the new cd called Rock Bottom or Rock Is Back????
Sadly, I read on Ramsey's facebook page that the guitarist left the band.
Btw why the fuck do he keep referring to himself and the only other guy left in his shit stain band (Michael Anthony?? Did he really sink this low?? Nah can't be the VH guy) in third person, as "the guys"? The guys??????? Oh you mean you and your buddy?
ROXX is taking over the world, one Youtube play at a time!!!!! AWESOME!!!!
Also, is the new cd called Rock Bottom or Rock Is Back????
Sadly, I read on Ramsey's facebook page that the guitarist left the band.
Btw why the fuck do he keep referring to himself and the only other guy left in his shit stain band (Michael Anthony?? Did he really sink this low?? Nah can't be the VH guy) in third person, as "the guys"? The guys??????? Oh you mean you and your buddy?
ROXX is taking over the world, one Youtube play at a time!!!!! AWESOME!!!!
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Fuck, looks like I've got some reading to do.
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I was wondering where you were!SatanHimself wrote:Fuck, looks like I've got some reading to do.
Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Best...band...ever.
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Other than this being an epic thread, could this explain Roxxxtard?
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Maybe I'm late to that joke, but he HAS been strangely absent on this thread...
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Only the sultans of purest rock and roll could make this epic stretch out for six and a half minutes.Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."
This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player
God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
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In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."
This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player
God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
The comment function isn't disabled on this video. Maybe someone wants to tell him how much Sludge loves his band and that he should join us here. Just sayin'.
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I'm trying but I keep getting an 'error try again'
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Apparently Youtube doesn't allow any links, but i left few comments with url...vanitybinge wrote:I'm trying but I keep getting an 'error try again'
WE WANT RAMSEY!!!!!!!!!
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Comments can be added on this "song".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbclt9la ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbclt9la ... re=related
Cheers!
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Ramsey has had ROXX going since 1999. You'd think there would be some improvement after 11 years!
Cheers!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
futonsrf wrote:Ramsey has had ROXX going since 1999. You'd think there would be some improvement after 11 years!
Practicing his gayness it looks like! ROTFLMFAO!!! WTF?!!!!
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New album cover. Ramsey says they were not influenced by the Scorpions at all.
Cheers!
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."
This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player
God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
Holy Christ!
That was just....pure fucking INSANITY.
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Shit! I thought i heard everything after 30 seconds, but it's actually getting more and more impressive. The whispered "I love you" at the end made me wee a little.Green Mold wrote:Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."
This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player
God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
His HOTT ROXX are onfire!SoulsOfBlack wrote:"Stay away from my backdoor too."
I'm not sure he really means that.
Sex, lust, and rock n' roll. Screw the drugs.
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Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Has this been linked yet? It's his ROCK MUSIC INSTRUCTOR intro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgX7UK5Om_I
Why is looking around so nervously? Was there somebody with a gun just outside of the camera shot?
He's going to teach me what it's like to be a successful rock musician! I hope I can be as successful as him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgX7UK5Om_I
Why is looking around so nervously? Was there somebody with a gun just outside of the camera shot?
He's going to teach me what it's like to be a successful rock musician! I hope I can be as successful as him!
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