Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

[GutterCreep]

He needs to sing the Star Spangled Banner at the next Super Bowl!

Ramsey Bless America!

[Endless Yodel]

Has this been linked yet? It's his ROCK MUSIC INSTRUCTOR intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgX7UK5Om_I

Why is looking around so nervously? Was there somebody with a gun just outside of the camera shot?

He's going to teach me what it's like to be a successful rock musician! I hope I can be as successful as him!

And what a professional, inviting studio space he appears to be in! I'll bet his email crashes from the boatload of inquiries about his services.

[Mateo]

Not since Licketysplit has an individual made so much money off of lucrative endorsement deals. http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/ ... PhzmaG-7-k

A little late to the game... Still its fuckin hilarious

[SatanHimself]

Just read this and checked out most of the links...fuck. I'm speechless. So is anyone gonna bring this clown (no offense Purp) over here?

[Desslar]

Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.

Quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.

[Mateo]

So this clown still has no idea about this epic thread?

[FreaKShoW]

Please!!!
Someone get his ass over here and make my week

[AJL]

Arrg!! I can't get "Rock is Back" out of my head today!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69VXAjo-7Vo

[futonsrf]

Just read this and checked out most of the links...fuck. I'm speechless. So is anyone gonna bring this clown (no offense Purp) over here?

I have a myspace page I never used so it has absolutely nothing on it, but I sent him a message and got no response. I looked at his myspace pages, it seems he looks at his solo page a lot. Maybe a message on his YouTube channel? I don't know if a bunch of us liking his facebook page would get him to notice any increased hits or not. He's a hair metal fan obviously so maybe he knows what sludge is and is staying away.

[Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_]

I've never heard anything so fucking horrible in all my life and I'm pretty sure that statement might be 100% fact. I've heard some really really horrid shit in my days, but dear god, that shit is SO bad it is just unbelievable that this guy thinks he is actually worth a shit whatsoever. Much less good enough to give "rock lessons" holy shit, I'm embarassed just listening to the shit

A friend of mine & his wife walked in here earlier as I was sampling a hot rockin' ROXX track and I swear I immediately muted the volume on my laptop, god forbid they might think I'm actually listening to this shit

Words simply can not describe such a degree of suckdom.

Saw one video where they were "secretly being recorded" at a practice or something and on the screen comes a "Ramsey is such a rockin' motherfucker" or some such shit and it reminds us that "they didn't know they were being filmed" - blah blah - yeah, right. Same with that totally gay "Ramsey's ass shake" that a "fan" sent him Yeah, right. Fan and ROXX are 2 words that will never, and I mean NEVER co-exist.

What I wanna know is, since they have played all these live shows (2 shows that were full KISS tributes to satisfy the segment of their "fanbase" that wanted them to do KISS stuff + other shows with their original stuff to satisfy the OTHER half of their "fanbase"), why are no real live songs posted to Youtube? As in love with his deluded self as this guy seems to be, you'd think had they played all these "shows" that there would at least be several live clips posted to Youtube. This delusional hack seems to post every other little tidbit that he can, even a "thank-you" to all his "fans" standing in front of his shower

I'd come closer to believing that Barack Obama is a reptilian than I would that ROXX actually has ONE, just ONE honest, actual, legit FAN.....

[AJL]

What I wanna know is, since they have played all these live shows (2 shows that were full KISS tributes to satisfy the segment of their "fanbase" that wanted them to do KISS stuff + other shows with their original stuff to satisfy the OTHER half of their "fanbase"), why are no real live songs posted to Youtube?

While there is no live recording sound, you can see a short video clip of ROXX (make-up era) playing live at around 23 seconds into this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sis2LSa8 ... re=related
Be warned though, the song sucks and the clip is quite pathetic, it looks like they're playing at a truck stop with only 5 people watching, sitting at the counter.

[futonsrf]

The best thing about Roxx and Ramsey is the huge laughs his "music" has given me. I had only heard the first song I posted at the beginning of the thread, and as I explored more I found out he had tons more stuff and it amazingly got worse and worse, with his tune I Love You maybe being the pinnacle. If you haven't already listen to all his vids, songs, etc. It and his delusion he is a rock god are pure comedy !!! The guy needs a reality show or something!

[futonsrf]

This seems to be his"Beth".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXlTKghchY

[alexharvey]

Seems he forgot to disable comments on this one.

Just Ramsey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSskiWH_ ... re=related

[futonsrf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2rO8Ruq ... re=related



ROXX The most amazing band on the rise, This has got be one youngest ROCK-ROLL bands of our time that the tremendous ROCK EDGE that has been lost in the past decades.ROXX is definatley bring back the roots of pure of ROCK STARDOM...The Bad boyz of ROXX II range from the age of 13-15 years of age...J-RAY front-teen extrodinare, ALEX & ERIC The guitar dual bring back harmonies and trading off ripping solos, JAKOB on a crushing, monsterous bass sound and fill in Vocals , and ZACK the powerhouse back-bone the band....These guys have not even been together a year and all ready and all ready have the expertise before their time. The band is produced and managed by RAMSEY CRUISE a Rock Artist supreme that is currently giving Music Lessons to those passionate a heart for ROCK music. For info. contact Ramsey @210-521-1725
ROXX II website: http://www.myspace.com/[email protected]
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2009 ASCAP

[johnk5150]

Here's Ramsey's homage to Kiss's "I Still Love You" entitled "I Love You."

This one has all the Roxx signature trademarks on it: tone deaf vocals, out-of-tune solos that go nowhere and add nothing to the song, and choppy, inept editing. It is a wild, untamed thing of beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSE76vJM ... ata_player

God bless this thread... And God bless Roxx.

Quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.

Or the best. I can't turn it off. It's pure shit. I love it.

[futonsrf]

ROXX music productions.
One artist, Alyssa, who covers Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker. The chorus of her tune is something else.

This man must be stopped!

http://www.myspace.com/roxxmusicproductions

The Band ROXX Two, Ramsey singing with some of his students who he now calls the youngest band in San Antonio. It is as bad as expected. He's pretty good at teaching people to sing and play shitty. When will he give a songwriting course I wonder?

http://www.myspace.com/roxxtwo

[PurpleIdiot]

since Ramsey isn't available maybe someone can contact the members of ROXX TWO to come here and answer questions......
perhaps they can give us some insight into the brilliant mind of Ramsey and tell us what it is like to work with such a rock superstar.

[futonsrf]

since Ramsey isn't available maybe someone can contact the members of ROXX TWO to come here and answer questions......
perhaps they can give us some insight into the brilliant mind of Ramsey and tell us what it is like to work with such a rock superstar.

Write on his wall again on facebook, he responded to you.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pro ... all&ref=ts

[zzzzzzz]

Here is Ramsey's newest band called Fresh Beat, even younger than ROXX II.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckxG5T8gWuM

[WTF]

Separated at birth? ROXX and Stonebreed. Now that'd be a show.

[zzzzzzz]

I think if Criss Angel would go back to the past, I could see him, ROXX, and Michael Hott on a triple bill. Maybe even get that drummer who had those "great" drum lessons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3oKnxLvBZ4

[WTF]

Is it simple coincidence that the ROXX lead warbler is named Ramsey "Cruise" and Stonebreed's is Carlos Cruz?

[Space Bear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2rO8Ruq ... re=related



ROXX The most amazing band on the rise, This has got be one youngest ROCK-ROLL bands of our time that the tremendous ROCK EDGE that has been lost in the past decades.ROXX is definatley bring back the roots of pure of ROCK STARDOM...The Bad boyz of ROXX II range from the age of 13-15 years of age...J-RAY front-teen extrodinare, ALEX & ERIC The guitar dual bring back harmonies and trading off ripping solos, JAKOB on a crushing, monsterous bass sound and fill in Vocals , and ZACK the powerhouse back-bone the band....These guys have not even been together a year and all ready and all ready have the expertise before their time. The band is produced and managed by RAMSEY CRUISE a Rock Artist supreme that is currently giving Music Lessons to those passionate a heart for ROCK music. For info. contact Ramsey @210-521-1725
ROXX II website: http://www.myspace.com/[email protected]
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2009 ASCAP

Do you realize what we have now?

HIS PHONE NUMBER.

[WTF]

I emailed him this morning to see if I could book his band. No answer yet.

[PurpleIdiot]

check out the ROXX revernation page and watch the video for
ANGIE ANGEL.........

check out the lead guitar player.......talk about a great image....total rocker.

http://www.reverbnation.com/roxx#/artis ... eos/396692

[PurpleIdiot]

interview with ROXX

http://globalkisstributes.web-log.nl/gl ... kiss_roxx/

[Kings1967]

I emailed him this morning to see if I could book his band. No answer yet.

Find out how much he wants to play with the make-up ON. Tell him we demand ROXX in full regalia and nothing less. No make-up, no Violet Lovechild!

[zzzzzzz]

check out the ROXX revernation page and watch the video for
ANGIE ANGEL.........

check out the lead guitar player.......talk about a great image....total rocker.

http://www.reverbnation.com/roxx#/artis ... eos/396692

Around :24 in the video Let the Mascarade Begin, did you see how many people were in the crowd. They were all sitting at the bar.

[Redman77]

check out the ROXX revernation page and watch the video for
ANGIE ANGEL.........

check out the lead guitar player.......talk about a great image....total rocker.

http://www.reverbnation.com/roxx#/artis ... eos/396692