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Ramsey Cruise's student band ROXX II doing a cover of Detroit Rock City. He taught all of them how to play and sing. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksOy6NxPEk
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Ramsey's drum lessons promo;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuWLgNyE ... re=related

The video keeps wiping to something different he's is apparently demonstrating, but I'll be damned if I can tell what it is.
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And..can someone who knows bass give a review of Ramsey's bass lesson video? I'm wondering if he actually knows anything but just can't put it all together into something resembling a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtAvaIkC ... re=related
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futonsrf wrote:Ramsey's drum lessons promo;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuWLgNyE ... re=related

The video keeps wiping to something different he's is apparently demonstrating, but I'll be damned if I can tell what it is.
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futonsrf wrote:And..can someone who knows bass give a review of Ramsey's bass lesson video? I'm wondering if he actually knows anything but just can't put it all together into something resembling a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtAvaIkC ... re=related
It's like watching a monkey hooked up to wires that shock him until he beats on the bass some more. Almost unfathomable in his incompetence.

My favorite part of these videos is the cross-dissolves... they make it feel like it's going on forever, time just passing by and he never ever stops.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD4fMhsdo

More rock n' roll confusion.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD4fMhsdo

More rock n' roll confusion.
There is an apparent attempt at comedy here, but all that actually happened is that I want to beat them both to death. It could be a hit on Telemundo tho.
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futonsrf wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
IDIAMINDADA wrote:So when does PurpleIdiot start a band called KOXX.

It's hilarious how PI is the biggest shit talker yet him and ROXX are on the same "idiots dressing up and playing kiss covers team".

PurpleIdiot........Do you not look in the fucking mirror? How's the weather on planet denial?
Well, concept is similar, at times, as Ramsey does a non makeup thing, claims to not be KISS influenced and shit talks KISS alot. Klown doesn't sound to bad imo, while we all know how Ramsey sounds.
Just sayin'.
I haven't read this thread page for page, just seen bits and pieces... this guy claims to not be influenced by Kiss and shit talks them? :shock:
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I haven't read this thread page for page, just seen bits and pieces... this guy claims to not be influenced by Kiss and shit talks them? :shock:[/quote]
Look up Ramsey Roxx on facebook, fun readin'!
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This thread deserves bumpage....
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He`s fucking insane if he doesn`t want to embrace the Sludge love (See Mr.Hott)...Sludge is like the ladder to sucess...oh wait! He is insane!
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I would LOVE to hear some clips of this. From his Facebook.
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Mark of Krokus...in my book is number one front man and singer of all time... KROKUS #1 ROXX!....I use to sing the hell out of all the Krokus songs over and over in my earlier days.
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Ramsey adds pics to facebook. :?

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Why hasn't the MetalSludge CEO requested a interview or 20 questions with Ramsey Cruise? Is he jealous of ROXX? :lol: :lol: Maybe Satan's Chicken can get ROXX to open for LA Guns.
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zzzzzzz wrote:Why hasn't the MetalSludge CEO requested a interview or 20 questions with Ramsey Cruise? Is he jealous of ROXX? :lol: :lol: Maybe Satan's Chicken can get ROXX to open for LA Guns.
And why hasn't Doc McGhee or Rod Smallwood offered his management services? There are billions to make from the ROXX enterprise. Billions!


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PurpleIdiot wrote:ROXX is tons and tons of videos, audio, photos.....
music lessons, energy drink commercials......thong butt graphics.
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Nemesis72 wrote:It looks like Ramsey really thinks he's the shit and has a future being a musician and how can he not have been told countless times how bad he sucks by anyone and everyone around him.
He has Fifi Larue Syndrome.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uO7I3jylSs

By far the best ROXX song...
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Because Ramsey is such a true patriot, the US Navy named a ship after him. :lol:

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wroaf99 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uO7I3jylSs

By far the best ROXX song...
is that fucker trying to sound like simmons or something? fail.

ramsey roxx should sing all roxx songs. period.
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wroaf99 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uO7I3jylSs

By far the best ROXX song...
is that fucker trying to sound like simmons or something? fail.

ramsey roxx should sing all roxx songs. period.
Naw he isn't trying to sound like Simmons. Ramsey says they aren't KISS influenced. I've seen no evidence suggesting KISS was an influence at all.
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wroaf99 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uO7I3jylSs

By far the best ROXX song...

Man that sucks so hard it hurts. God all fucking mighty(tm)!
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futonsrf wrote:
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wroaf99 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uO7I3jylSs

By far the best ROXX song...
is that fucker trying to sound like simmons or something? fail.

ramsey roxx should sing all roxx songs. period.
Naw he isn't trying to sound like Simmons. Ramsey says they aren't KISS influenced. I've seen no evidence suggesting KISS was an influence at all.
oh yeah, i forgot. my bad.
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Michael Zimmonz is the Gene Simmons impersonater that Ramsey knows, but sings in his own band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD4fMhsdo
http://www.myspace.com/kissunmaskedthetribute
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zzzzzzz wrote:Michael Zimmonz is the Gene Simmons impersonater that Ramsey knows, but sings in his own band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD4fMhsdo
http://www.myspace.com/kissunmaskedthetribute

that's the funny thing about that guy....
he doesn't sing.....or play in a band.

he just makes youtube videos of him playing bass along to KISS songs and calls himself a tribute band.

he did try vocals to God Of Thunder one time after and it was laughably bad.
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