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futonsrf wrote:
Desslar wrote:This is getting old without any direct participation from the Violet one. Can someone go undercover and ask him for a trial "rock" lesson?
Can you view this board without registration? He's had the link to this thread in some facebook messages for some time. He, unlike HOTT, may be aware of what is up here. Purple Idiot is the only one who has gotten some unsuspecting responses from. I nominate him! :twisted:
Uh-oh, didn't realize Ramsey was onto us. But I expect he'd take any warm bodies to fill seats at his shows/lessons. It's not like Roxx is getting a lot of bookings lately.

Is this a photo of Ramsey reading Sludge?
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futonsrf wrote:
Desslar wrote:This is getting old without any direct participation from the Violet one. Can someone go undercover and ask him for a trial "rock" lesson?
Can you view this board without registration? He's had the link to this thread in some facebook messages for some time. He, unlike HOTT, may be aware of what is up here. Purple Idiot is the only one who has gotten some unsuspecting responses from. I nominate him! :twisted:
Uh-oh, didn't realize Ramsey was onto us. But I expect he'd take any warm bodies to fill seats at his shows/lessons. It's not like Roxx is getting a lot of bookings lately.
I'm not sure of he is on to us or not, I suspect so just because he hasn't turned up here. Then again, the first page of this thread wouldn't give him much hope if he saw it.
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futonsrf wrote:Written in January;

>>Latest News on the band ROXX auditions, Gibby Zee former lead guitarist of the Ultimate Rock Band re-auditions to re ignite his position back in the band, Gibby Zee departed from ROXX in 2005 due to a decision Michael Anthony and Ramsey Cruise decided to take for the future of the band "Gibby was basically left out of the decision" and the Bassist was fired the controversay started when Micheal and Ramsey decided that the make-up and costumes gimmick had to be ended in inorder for the band to be taken serious Michael quoted
'We are no where rock-n-roll clowns and donot care be part of the circus" the characters where turning heads and doors where opening in and the band was being considered a second hand act, while in prior days before the hiring of Gibby Zee "ROXX" was spreading like wild fire for their unique sound and their down dirty and nasty Rock images that went hand in hand with their personalities and eccentric ROCK sound the band was opening for major acts such as Quiet Roit, Ted Nugent and King Diamond etc. Radio stations were starting to get wind on this reivented ROCK sound, major label where also checking into the band, the band also went to accomplish being hired in many venues as themselves without performing any covers of any sort Ramsey qoutes "We knew we had something when we did our first gig where we opened for a great cover band and literally blow them away with our original music" Today Lee Knight has replaced Micheal Anthony after 3 years of working along side Ramsey the energy and the spirit of the band is once again recaptured. Ramsey today makes the final desicion in forseeing the future of the band.<<
Ramsey has created a new form of writing. It's not a run-on sentence... but I have no idea what you call it. All I know is when I finished reading that, I had to nap for a while.
That piece of "writing" gave me a cataract in my left eye.
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futonsrf wrote:
Desslar wrote:This is getting old without any direct participation from the Violet one. Can someone go undercover and ask him for a trial "rock" lesson?
Can you view this board without registration? He's had the link to this thread in some facebook messages for some time. He, unlike HOTT, may be aware of what is up here. Purple Idiot is the only one who has gotten some unsuspecting responses from. I nominate him! :twisted:
Come to think of it, purpleidiot hasn't been around much lately. Maybe he's already hooked up with Ramsey?
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futonsrf wrote:
Desslar wrote:This is getting old without any direct participation from the Violet one. Can someone go undercover and ask him for a trial "rock" lesson?
Can you view this board without registration? He's had the link to this thread in some facebook messages for some time. He, unlike HOTT, may be aware of what is up here. Purple Idiot is the only one who has gotten some unsuspecting responses from. I nominate him! :twisted:
The HOTT One actually registered and posted a few times before skulking off, leaving a trail of moist tissues.
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WTF wrote:
The HOTT One actually registered and posted a few times before skulking off, leaving a trail of moist tissues.
that was a very sad day here at sludge.
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So did Hell'sHungryChild get his ROXX swag yet?
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I see that Ramsey "remastered" the Rock is Back video. Some of his best lyrics so far and love the hand saw sounds in the beginning.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php ... 1&comments
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ROCK IS BACK
Yeah!

All stars grab your red guitars
shinning white like a white stage light
feel the power of the drums in blue
tonight the night we're going to rock you

peace and love go hand in hand raise so your flag
for all rock-n-roll bands

ROCK IS BACK
Let's rock the nation
ROCK IS BACK
Oh it's back
ROCK IS BACK
Let's roll in liberation
ROCK IS BACK
It's back
GOD Bless(Miss) America

Yeah!

Everyone all around the world
have you heard all the noise today
Rock of ages got to fight for right
to party and rock hard all night

peace and love go hand in hand raise so your flag
for all rock-n-roll bands

ROCK IS BACK
Let's rock the nation
ROCK IS BACK
Oh it's back
ROCK IS BACK
Let's roll in liberation
ROCK IS BACK
It's back
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zzzzzzz wrote:I see that Ramsey "remastered" the Rock is Back video. Some of his best lyrics so far and love the hand saw sounds in the beginning.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php ... 1&comments
Come on now, why on earth did that sonic masterpiece need revamping?

When I think of perfection - I think of "Rock is Back". Especially that lead guitar tone that sounds like it was recorded through Ramsey's queefs.
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:viewtopic.php?f=1&t=238087
Yeah, Ramsey would agree he belongs on that list.
I've been checking his facebook now and again, he's putting up old songs and one horrific live thing, I don't know if it's been here yet.
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Facebook update. Ramsey's stuck in an 80's I'm gonna be big pose.

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Cheers!

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SoulsOfBlack wrote:ROCK IS BACK
Yeah!

All stars grab your red guitars
shinning white like a white stage light
feel the power of the drums in blue
tonight the night we're going to rock you

peace and love go hand in hand raise so your flag
for all rock-n-roll bands

ROCK IS BACK
Let's rock the nation
ROCK IS BACK
Oh it's back
ROCK IS BACK
Let's roll in liberation
ROCK IS BACK
It's back
GOD Bless(Miss) America

Yeah!

Everyone all around the world
have you heard all the noise today
Rock of ages got to fight for right
to party and rock hard all night

peace and love go hand in hand raise so your flag
for all rock-n-roll bands

ROCK IS BACK
Let's rock the nation
ROCK IS BACK
Oh it's back
ROCK IS BACK
Let's roll in liberation
ROCK IS BACK
It's back
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futonsrf wrote:Facebook update. Ramsey's stuck in an 80's I'm gonna be big pose.

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He even wears his sunglasses at night (or indoors) like a true rock star!
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:lol:

I'm now on his facebook and it's comedy gold
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Bruce Chickenson wrote::lol:

I'm now on his facebook and it's comedy gold

See his solo update? :lol:

Ramsey Roxx Latest News Ramsey will be hitting the music scene in 2011 under his nickname "MEATTI" solo.

MEATTI ? :lol:
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Newsflash:

Ramsey Cruise is now online on Facebook chat, anybody who has him on facebook can now chat to the great man himself!

What would you ask him??
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How unfair is it that the Pink Floyd cover band can go viral and get hundreds of thousands of hits from around the world while Ramsey remains an underground cult figure? What does the guy have to do? He's like King's X or something.
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:lol: Cant be assed to see if this was already posted but the ROXX track 'Asylum' is hilarious, its a blatant rip-off of Metallica's 'Sad but true' but with some incredibly bad high vocals and various other shite..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-HS774d-A

Its also funny how every track is a KISS song thats been slightly re-named, such as 'Crazy Wild Night' or 'You love me to Hurt You' amongst others :lol:

Also, i found a classic video on my iPhone that i will post after as i cant find it on my PC, Ramsey doing an interview with a bunch of kids in his front yard after playing a gig to his neighbours :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Here's the interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFHxpjVW ... ata_player

Fucking kids look so embarrassed, who wouldn't?!

Do you think these people are serious or just feel sorry for the guy? Maybe he's special needs so they go along with his fantasy? I can't think of any other reason why anyone with half a brain would give him a second of their time..
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Mitzi4286 wrote:
alexharvey wrote:So Ramsey fired Gibby Zee and then made him audition to get back in? That's no way to treat The Silver Aliengel.

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I would expect better judgement from the "Voilet Lovechild."

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Poor baby is crying after Ramsey tried singing to him. :lol: :lol:

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Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here's the interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFHxpjVW ... ata_player
LOL @ "NiggerAnus"

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Ramsey has posted the lyrics and link to his Xmas classic My Xmas Eve. BTW he has this out under his new solo name, Meatti. It just gets better and better!




MY CHRISTMAS EVE

Holly let down your long red and dance for me tonight
...Carol come sing for me and make my world alright, alright
Mary oh baby your so sweet indeed
Joy you bring me baby down on my knees

Every girl around the world huh

Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve
Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve

Angel baby oh your sight to see
Faith with your big green eyes you take my breath away, woh
Bell baby come on in and show me a good time
Hope with those lips so fine tonight the night you'll be all mine

Every girl around the world huh

Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve
Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve

“I saw mommy kissing somebody but that wasn't Santa Claus and I'm going to tell my Daddy”

Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve
Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve
Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve
Oh I want and I need
On this rocking holy night my Christmas eve

Every girl around the world

Produced, Written and Composed by Ramsey Cruise
All rights reserved
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Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here's the interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFHxpjVW ... ata_player

Fucking kids look so embarrassed, who wouldn't?!

Do you think these people are serious or just feel sorry for the guy? Maybe he's special needs so they go along with his fantasy? I can't think of any other reason why anyone with half a brain would give him a second of their time..
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inextrem wrote:Best power ballad ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9myDzYBy ... re=related
The solo was tear inducing.. And not because of the emotion of the ballad :lol:

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Bruce Chickenson wrote:
inextrem wrote:Best power ballad ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9myDzYBy ... re=related
The solo was tear inducing.. And not because of the emotion of the ballad :lol:

P.S, Barcelona 5-0 Madrid was the best game I've seen in a long time, were u there?
No, I was at home watching it on Tv.... I'm not a big soccer fan at all, but holy shit! that was awesome!!!
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Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here's the interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFHxpjVW ... ata_player

Fucking kids look so embarrassed, who wouldn't?!

Do you think these people are serious or just feel sorry for the guy? Maybe he's special needs so they go along with his fantasy? I can't think of any other reason why anyone with half a brain would give him a second of their time..
I want to know if the people on his facebook telling him how good he is are serious or fucking with him.
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