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God damn I wish I still lived in Austin,TX


I would have literally drove to San Antonio to interview this mofucka with tape recorder and camera. Fuck Fuck Fuck!!

I'll never get to meet the great rockstar himself!
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If you weren't up to shady nonsense in my beautiful country, your ass wouldn't have gotten deported. We let ANYONE stay here, even towelheads.
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With of course a great quote from the man himself " Play it the way I wrote it"

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stevo wrote:Ramsey needs him some spell check
and talent.....
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stevo wrote:dude - I opened the roxx website and had an epileptyc seizure looking at the blinking lights....I mean, can't you read shit on the home page!!
That website is the visual equivalent of the sonic assault that his music is! :D
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sliquor wrote:A plethora of ROXX photos from over the years can be found here:
http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/ALIVE/index.html
He must've spent, like, 4 hours shading their upper lips.
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Sweet Harmony is an odd title for a song filled with horrible off-key guitars and vocals. Sweet Irony would be more appropriate.
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ORIGINAL MEMBER ALEX DIAMOND REGROUPS FORCES WITH ROXX ONCE AGAIN AS LEAD GUITARIST...THE GUYS STILL ARE CURRENTLY AUDITIONING BASS PLAYERS

*Ad for bassist in the August Issue of *

"The Edge Magazine"
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"Craigslist.com"


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stevo wrote:quote from website:

The band that has exceeded the endless boundaries of showmanship and stage presence and has been such and influence on the S.A. Rock-n-Roll scene. Their charisma and magic and reinvention from time to time has been admired by other bands. "It never fells when this band set sails the waves spread across the land"
This is the only band ever to take it a step further every time they hit the streets, giving a new hard rocking sound with all great hook catching original songs that kick-ass from rock ballots, hard rock, alternative to heavy metal.

!!! HARD ROCK LIVES!!!
They have created something very unique and have been given masterpieces of ROCK & still giving their FANS what they deserve.
"ROCK-N-ROLL WILL never DIE"
...ROCK-IN-PEACE...
I'm pretty sure Ramsey is the guy who writes all those Chinglish manuals.
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knuck wrote:
sliquor wrote:A plethora of ROXX photos from over the years can be found here:
http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/ALIVE/index.html
He must've spent, like, 4 hours shading their upper lips.
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8x12 FOOt backdrop?!! Really Ramsey...never seen a backdrop with college ruled lines on it.
These pictures...so many questions like ,who is the Green Rock Goblin? When is the comic book coming out and who drew that awesome artwork? Has Roxx been influenced by Kiss, or is it just a coincidence?

BTW after 6 months of snooze, This thread is getting better than ever with so much new info. I say Rock (Roxx) Is Back!!!
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WHOOO! Hey look at this ROXX collectable! I gotz to gets me some of these!

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All these various dingleberry sites (Myspace, Angelfire, FB, YouTube) and not one clean domain name. That's our Ramsey!
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Somebody oughta call him and say they want to record with him.
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Has Roxx been influenced by Kiss, or is it just a coincidence?
Hmmmm....great question. Did Ramsey get the rose tattoo on his right arm before Paul? Meh, prob. just a coincidence since he doesn't care much at all for KISS. Most likely he had absolutely no clue that Paul had one JUST LIKE IT on his arm. Pure coincidence, I tell ya....
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Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_ wrote:
Has Roxx been influenced by Kiss, or is it just a coincidence?
Hmmmm....great question. Did Ramsey get the rose tattoo on his right arm before Paul? Meh, prob. just a coincidence since he doesn't care much at all for KISS. Most likely he had absolutely no clue that Paul had one JUST LIKE IT on his arm. Pure coincidence, I tell ya....
Here's an interview to shed a little light on that:
http://globalkisstributes.web-log.nl/gl ... index.html

Q: When and where was Kiss Roxx "born", how did you came together?

A: San Antonio Texas around 1999 the idea was tossed up about wearing make-up from bass player Derek Plant and Micheal Anthony (Drummer). Ramsey Cruise was the artist behind the mask designs. The band was formed back in 1997 by Micheal Anthony & Ramsey Cruise.

Q: What's up with the band today, did you just take off the makeup or is it totally over?

A: The make up gig somewhat still stands today as a 2nd band and as extention of ROXX.

The members in KISSROXX has only 2 original members of ROXX.
KISSROXX today is still alive and currently searching for 2 new members.

Q: You started as a non makeup Tribute Band, why did you changed to costumes and makeup?

A: Actually we were never a KISS tribute, we began as a original band and had always played originals songs.

About the make-up and costumes it was just for kicks, then we took to the next level and thought some how of maybe becoming a NEW KISS with NEW SONGS and NEW COSTUMES and a NEW FACE PAINT.

Q: What was the idea behind your unique masks?

A: THE UNIQUE IDEA behind the Mask was to be ourselves and START a NEW make-up band since other bands always copied everbody else musicially, we decided to bring something old in a NEW light with a NEW SOUND and of course more musically driving.

Q: How did they people react, because you where not looking exactly like Kiss?

A: The 1st time we out performing all our own music in costumes and make-up was a blast to our fan base who had followed us for an few of years without the make-up after awhile we started attracting KISS fans and we started hearing request for KISS songs.

We stuck to our guns and refused to play any KISS, so we contiued to perform with make-up but our loyal ROXX fan base was turning into a KISS fan base, so at this time we had to keep both sides happy so we started to incorporate KISS songs into our Set-List,

We were not happy with this decision but we did it anyway!

after several shows we decided to cut off the KISS songs and annouce that we would perform 2 FULL KISS tribute shows and say GOOD-BYE to the KISS songs forever so we did.

And as far as people digging the characters they love it they actaully believe that our images were better.
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Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_ wrote:
Has Roxx been influenced by Kiss, or is it just a coincidence?
Donnie Vie needs to set the facts strait for you: it's KISS who was influenced by Ramsey.
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Not sure if this has been posted yet, but in addition to providing kickass rock lessons, Ramsey will also take care of your kids while you're on the road playing gigs he can't get:

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SAVE MONEY FOR YOUR FAMILY AND GET THE SAME CHILD CARE BENEFITS THAT ANYBODY ELSE OFFERS ALONG WITH THE PERSONAL FLEXIBILITY THAT OTHERS DON'T OFFER. CALL US NOW."
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MUSIC!?

DID YOU READ THAT!? MUSIC!?



Holy fuck! he wants to force little children to listen to his shit !
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Pr0sthetics wrote:MUSIC!?

DID YOU READ THAT!? MUSIC!?



Holy fuck! he wants to force little children to listen to his shit !
Hey, it's tough to get little kids to behave. You have to put the fear of God in them. I can't think of a better way then threatening to crank "I Love You."
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Voila Chez Ramsey (yep, I was bored):


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Is that Ramsey shooting hoops out front?
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His age is 35 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah fuckin right

Im 34 and look nowhere NEAR as haggard as him!!
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Hell'sHungryChild wrote:His age is 35 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah fuckin right

Im 34 and look nowhere NEAR as haggard as him!!
I believe he is 45.
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ROTFLMFAO! He's deaf right? he HAS to be!
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Cool, the youtube channel is new.

Ramsey still continues his inarticulate rants, he is truly clueless. I mean, can anyone pick a shred of sense out of his most recent post on his youtube channel? I get he's crapping on the music industry, but damn! Fora guy who claims to have a Psychology degree (!!!) he writes like someone with english as a third language.


>>RamseyCruziani (45 minutes ago) Spam
Major record labels are trying emulate certain structures in newer bands but the harder they try the further they stray from creating something good in ROCK, The labels producers are lost with their backs up against the wall if this continues it will be another horrible decade for ROCK music, those old producers have come to a realization that they written their course. "It's time to replace them "<<
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The real bummer is that Ramsey seems to have forgotten somewhat about his "praise" he got here way back when until he figured something was up. Maybe the newer people picking up on him can give him some positive vibes and see what he says. He's on to me. :(
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futonsrf wrote:Cool, the youtube channel is new.

Ramsey still continues his inarticulate rants, he is truly clueless. I mean, can anyone pick a shred of sense out of his most recent post on his youtube channel? I get he's crapping on the music industry, but damn! Fora guy who claims to have a Psychology degree (!!!) he writes like someone with english as a third language.
Well, based on his name, English at least may not be his first language, and certainly could be third (after ROCK).
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Desslar wrote:Voila Chez Ramsey (yep, I was bored):


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Is that Ramsey shooting hoops out front?
I think he's getting ready to power-fuck the shit out of that mid 90s Ford Explorer.
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What must the neighbors think?

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