Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:54 am

^^^

Subtle, I just caught that!

Space Bear · Post by **Space Bear** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:33 am

futonsrf wrote:^^^ Subtle, I just caught that!

Yeah, took me a couple seconds to figure out what was going on.

Desslar · Post by **Desslar** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:51 am

Space Bear wrote:
futonsrf wrote:^^^ Subtle, I just caught that!
Yeah, took me a couple seconds to figure out what was going on.

Um, is there some inside metal roofing joke I'm not catching?

stevo · Post by **stevo** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:31 am

look at the roof

Desslar · Post by **Desslar** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:30 pm

stevo wrote:look at the roof

Oops. Color me stupid. But I guess that just makes me a typical Roxx fan.

Here's an aerial view of the Roxx palace. Nice pool.

Hell'sHungryChild · Post by **Hell'sHungryChild** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:53 pm

Im just glad this thread is back! Hope it never leaves the 2nd page again...

edjr · Post by **edjr** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:08 am

I want videos. I'm tired of just hearing the awesomeness, I need to see it too.

stevo · Post by **stevo** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:14 am

check youtube or just scroll this post...there are 15 of em

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:18 am

stevo wrote:check youtube or just scroll this post...there are 15 of em

There's no real live videos of Ramsey though aside from him and a few kids playing "Strutter" in front of someone's garage. It's always the same live footage that doesn't match up with the audio. And there's never been anyone on here from the San Antonio area that's even heard of ROXX. I think he just sits in the basement with a drum machine recording all these horrible songs.

zzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzz** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:44 am

I still don't get why folks with bands on here won't let ROXX open up for them. Come on Stevie, Tracii, Stonebreed guy, etc.., let ROXX open for you in San Antonio, Austin, or Houston. We want videos of a live performance.

edjr · Post by **edjr** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:59 am

zzzzzzz wrote:I still don't get why folks with bands on here won't let ROXX open up for them. Come on Stevie, Tracii, Stonebreed guy, etc.., let ROXX open for you in San Antonio, Austin, or Houston. We want videos of a live performance.

Roxx opening for you is a great idea. You would look like world beaters after them.

Pr0sthetics · Post by **Pr0sthetics** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:12 am

zzzzzzz wrote:I still don't get why folks with bands on here won't let ROXX open up for them. Come on Stevie, Tracii, Stonebreed guy, etc.., let ROXX open for you in San Antonio, Austin, or Houston. We want videos of a live performance.

Are you kidding?

The rockologist would turn down those gigs faster than he could pout!

Ramsey Cruziani would only want to play high profile gigs...

itwalksboyfriend · Post by **itwalksboyfriend** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:57 am

Can someone just break this thread down to bullet points?

Who the fuck is Ramsey Cruise and Roxx?

Zinny · Post by **Zinny** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:40 am

Desslar wrote:
stevo wrote:look at the roof
Oops. Color me stupid. But I guess that just makes me a typical Roxx fan.

Here's an aerial view of the Roxx palace. Nice pool.

Nicer than Vinnie Vincent's crib...!

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:56 am

itwalksboyfriend wrote:Can someone just break this thread down to bullet points?

Who the fuck is Ramsey Cruise and Roxx?

Do you remember Michael Hott? They're sort of kindred spirits. You really need to read the first few pages to get an idea and especially the last few pages since those have new photos and new links to his music pages. I promise you won't regret it.

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:51 pm

itwalksboyfriend wrote:Can someone just break this thread down to bullet points?

Who the fuck is Ramsey Cruise and Roxx?

Ramsey is a terrible musician who is pretty deluded and thinks he is amazingly talented, to the point he offers music lessons ( voice, etc ). His music is laughably awful, I and many here have been in tears listening to his epic songs. People here had him going posing as actual fans and he caught on after a while. I can't find it, but his own Rock Star energy drink commercial is...just stupid.
Click the link. Listen. Thank us later.

His covers of Hot Child in the City, Tonights the Night, Amazing Grace, the Star Spangled Banner and various other atrocities can be heard at the first link.

http://www.myspace.com/ramseycruise/mus ... r=featured

http://www.youtube.com/user/RamseyCruziani

http://www.myspace.com/rock_music_instructor

Ramsey ROXX!!!!!

Pr0sthetics · Post by **Pr0sthetics** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:44 pm

DON'T LET THE ROXX EVER DIE !

RAMSEY ! RAMSEY! RAMSEY!

stevo · Post by **stevo** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:36 am

"They have all the talent...I am just a guide"

Ramsey quote on kids in his music camp after a "performance".......

stevo · Post by **stevo** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:41 am

he is so humble....sigh....

stevo · Post by **stevo** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:07 am

Did I just read correctly on the ROXX site that Ramsey is trying to do a phantom of the opera cd????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jesus christ....

I wonder if when Paul actually comes out if Mr. Cruziani will include some pics of himself sucking some guy off?

You need to stay in character Ramsey!!

PurpleIdiot · Post by **PurpleIdiot** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:41 am

added a RAMSEY CRUISE & ROXX appreciation section to this message board
http://pissfaq.proboards.com/index.cgi

ribcage · Post by **ribcage** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:51 am

futonsrf wrote: I can't find it, but his own Rock Star energy drink commercial is...just stupid.

Ramsey ROXX!!!!!

That energy drink commercial is absolutely my favorite thing of all time. I wish I would have saved the video. Can't find it anymore.

vulpix104 · Post by **vulpix104** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:41 am

ribcage wrote:
futonsrf wrote: I can't find it, but his own Rock Star energy drink commercial is...just stupid.

Ramsey ROXX!!!!!
That energy drink commercial is absolutely my favorite thing of all time. I wish I would have saved the video. Can't find it anymore.

I actually did save it, since I heard he took all his videos down once and I figured it would happen again.

I don't know what kind of file it saved as, but it plays with most media players.

Here it is, if you want it:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q6T50349

ribcage · Post by **ribcage** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:49 pm

vulpix104 wrote:
ribcage wrote:
futonsrf wrote: I can't find it, but his own Rock Star energy drink commercial is...just stupid.

Ramsey ROXX!!!!!
That energy drink commercial is absolutely my favorite thing of all time. I wish I would have saved the video. Can't find it anymore.
I actually did save it, since I heard he took all his videos down once and I figured it would happen again.

I don't know what kind of file it saved as, but it plays with most media players.

Here it is, if you want it:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q6T50349

Hell yes!

Thanks!

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:24 pm

I don't remember hearing this one before. Ramsey covering Rod Stewart's "Tonight's the Night" over a karaoke backing track. I love the panning during the chorus. Ramsey's music was made to be truly appreciated on headphones.

http://www.myspace.com/ramseycruise/mus ... o-23280185

Desslar · Post by **Desslar** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:15 am

Ramsey wanted to join Vixen??

http://www.myspace.com/roxypetrucci/photos/11766247

We need to get together to make some ROCK TUNES...awesome

To good to be...love the violet streaks

Man, how awesome would that have been? Ramsey would have killed on "Edge of a Broken Heart."

zzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzz** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:56 am

If Ramsey and Vixen got together, talk about living on the edge of a broken ear drum.

stevo · Post by **stevo** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:51 am

this thread must never die.....

Ramsey, please do an interview with Stevil so the real glory of ROXX can be told in all its glory from its superstars own mouth!!!!

Hellsinkey · Post by **Hellsinkey** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:07 am

SoulsOfBlack wrote:I don't remember hearing this one before. Ramsey covering Rod Stewart's "Tonight's the Night" over a karaoke backing track. I love the panning during the chorus. Ramsey's music was made to be truly appreciated on headphones.

http://www.myspace.com/ramseycruise/mus ... o-23280185

Good lord. I can't decide if Ramsey's or El Duce's version is better.

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:25 am

See, now you have to post El Duce's version. I've never heard it but if it's anything like Ramsey's, I know I'm gonna love it (almost) as much.

Ramsey>Duce>Rod

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