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Is he claiming that's his drummer? Because I wouldn't put it past him to lie about that too.
dave grohl is his drummer? kewl! :lol:

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I don't know if this motherfucker has been posted yet. Horns Up!

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WTF wrote:I don't know if this motherfucker has been posted yet. Horns Up!

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I just found this on Youtube and at the 7 second mark, he says he runs a daycare. :shock: The song is just plain awful, but at the 4:36 mark is a family picture and the pic at 4:52 looks like semen instead of a tear coming out of his eye. :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yq-mlrE8x8
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zzzzzzz wrote:I just found this on Youtube and at the 7 second mark, he says he runs a daycare. :shock: The song is just plain awful, but at the 4:36 mark is a family picture and the pic at 4:52 looks like semen instead of a tear coming out of his eye. :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yq-mlrE8x8

I made it to one minute and had to turn it off. Fuck my ears started to bleed. AGAIN.
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Skip to the family pic at least. :lol: :lol:
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zzzzzzz wrote:Skip to the family pic at least. :lol: :lol:
I refuse! Can't take anymore!
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zzzzzzz wrote:I just found this on Youtube and at the 7 second mark, he says he runs a daycare. :shock: The song is just plain awful, but at the 4:36 mark is a family picture and the pic at 4:52 looks like semen instead of a tear coming out of his eye. :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yq-mlrE8x8
He gives singing lessons, in case anyone here forgot or wasn't aware. :lol:
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How about muting the sound? The perfect sound for ROXX and Meatti music. :lol: :lol:
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zzzzzzz wrote:I just found this on Youtube and at the 7 second mark, he says he runs a daycare. :shock: The song is just plain awful, but at the 4:36 mark is a family picture and the pic at 4:52 looks like semen instead of a tear coming out of his eye. :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yq-mlrE8x8
Holy crap. Listening to that made semen come out of MY eye.
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zzzzzzz wrote:I just found this on Youtube and at the 7 second mark, he says he runs a daycare. :shock: The song is just plain awful, but at the 4:36 mark is a family picture and the pic at 4:52 looks like semen instead of a tear coming out of his eye. :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yq-mlrE8x8
His wife runs a day care out of their home, and he's a teaching assistant at a private preschool. Or at least that was their old life in San Antonio. No idea what awaits in the Big Apple.
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So does he punish the bad kids by making them listen to his music? Also, how will this project sound?
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ROTFLMFAO!
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From Twitter;

ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Ramsey releases ROCK-N-ROLL racial joke on FB....LOL


So Ramsey doesn't tell jokes, he releases them? Plus tells his multitude of fan that it's racial? Dude didn't learn much from Kramer's instage outburst. :)

What was the joke anyway?
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zzzzzzz wrote:So does he punish the bad kids by making them listen to his music? Also, how will this project sound?
Here's a live performance of Ramsey's kids, apparently of the song "Rock (Roxx?) the House":
http://www.youtube.com/user/ROXX1969#p/u/0/p9oTxPXNFUQ

You can see the Great One wandering about in the background. Personally I think his daughter smokes him on vocals.
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futonsrf wrote:From Twitter;

ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Ramsey releases ROCK-N-ROLL racial joke on FB....LOL


So Ramsey doesn't tell jokes, he releases them? Plus tells his multitude of fan that it's racial? Dude didn't learn much from Kramer's instage outburst. :)

What was the joke anyway?
ROCK-N-ROLL JOKE

SATAN and I were talking the other day about how great ROCK-N-ROLL music is spawned from...We both agreed it ain't from being technical such as theory and musical compositions way too much thinking no BALLS, and it ain't from speed at 1,000 beats & notes per sec this is merely a plead for insanity NO substance... and it surely as HELL ain't from some stupid costume wearing gimmick.. like some BITCH with too much make-up..it only makes you out as an attention WHORE. SATAN looks at me and says you know Ramsey great music comes from within one's ever burning eternal SOUL and laugh's furiously as he reaches over and grabs an AC/DC CD and puts into his player...AND blares it obnoxiously loud...so I reached over to him and whisper hey why not the KISS CD...he looked at me with these flaming eyes and replies "I HATE JEWS".




ETA: By the way, the guy's name is Cruz. It's kinda sad that he's a self-hating Latino.

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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
futonsrf wrote:From Twitter;

ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Ramsey releases ROCK-N-ROLL racial joke on FB....LOL


So Ramsey doesn't tell jokes, he releases them? Plus tells his multitude of fan that it's racial? Dude didn't learn much from Kramer's instage outburst. :)

What was the joke anyway?
ROCK-N-ROLL JOKE

SATAN and I were talking the other day about how great ROCK-N-ROLL music is spawned from...We both agreed it ain't from being technical such as theory and musical compositions way too much thinking no BALLS, and it ain't from speed at 1,000 beats & notes per sec this is merely a plead for insanity NO substance... and it surely as HELL ain't from some stupid costume wearing gimmick.. like some BITCH with too much make-up..it only makes you out as an attention WHORE. SATAN looks at me and says you know Ramsey great music comes from within one's ever burning eternal SOUL and laugh's furiously as he reaches over and grabs an AC/DC CD and puts into his player...AND blares it obnoxiously loud...so I reached over to him and whisper hey why not the KISS CD...he looked at me with these flaming eyes and replies "I HATE JEWS".
Maybe the batteries in my Roxxometer are running low, but I'm having a hard time detecting a joke in there.
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Desslar wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:
futonsrf wrote:From Twitter;

ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Ramsey releases ROCK-N-ROLL racial joke on FB....LOL


So Ramsey doesn't tell jokes, he releases them? Plus tells his multitude of fan that it's racial? Dude didn't learn much from Kramer's instage outburst. :)

What was the joke anyway?
ROCK-N-ROLL JOKE

SATAN and I were talking the other day about how great ROCK-N-ROLL music is spawned from...We both agreed it ain't from being technical such as theory and musical compositions way too much thinking no BALLS, and it ain't from speed at 1,000 beats & notes per sec this is merely a plead for insanity NO substance... and it surely as HELL ain't from some stupid costume wearing gimmick.. like some BITCH with too much make-up..it only makes you out as an attention WHORE. SATAN looks at me and says you know Ramsey great music comes from within one's ever burning eternal SOUL and laugh's furiously as he reaches over and grabs an AC/DC CD and puts into his player...AND blares it obnoxiously loud...so I reached over to him and whisper hey why not the KISS CD...he looked at me with these flaming eyes and replies "I HATE JEWS".
Maybe the batteries in my Roxxometer are running low, but I'm having a hard time detecting a joke in there.
I think he's losing his mind and as a lot of people who lose their mind go, he's finding God or getting more religious. His latest tweet;

"ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Christianity in America needs to be reinvented and brought to modern day light of life to unify the faith"

:? We need more tone deaf tunes Ramsey!
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futonsrf wrote:
I think he's losing his mind and as a lot of people who lose their mind go, he's finding God or getting more religious. His latest tweet;

"ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Christianity in America needs to be reinvented and brought to modern day light of life to unify the faith"

:? We need more tone deaf tunes Ramsey!
If you're looking for more tone deaf tunes, check out the hilariously bad Dead End Gypsies cover of "Monkey Business" I just posted. They just might, and I do say might, give Ramsey a run for his money.
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futonsrf wrote: I think he's losing his mind and as a lot of people who lose their mind go, he's finding God or getting more religious. His latest tweet;

"ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Christianity in America needs to be reinvented and brought to modern day light of life to unify the faith"

:? We need more tone deaf tunes Ramsey!

The LAST thing we need is fucking religion. It fucks EVERYTHING up IMHO. Religion causes people to stop using their minds.
It's quite sad really.
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Tommyr wrote:
futonsrf wrote: I think he's losing his mind and as a lot of people who lose their mind go, he's finding God or getting more religious. His latest tweet;

"ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Christianity in America needs to be reinvented and brought to modern day light of life to unify the faith"

:? We need more tone deaf tunes Ramsey!

The LAST thing we need is fucking religion. It fucks EVERYTHING up IMHO. Religion causes people to stop using their minds.
It's quite sad really.
No argument from me. What was Ramsey's prob in the first place I wonder?
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Desslar wrote:
futonsrf wrote:
I think he's losing his mind and as a lot of people who lose their mind go, he's finding God or getting more religious. His latest tweet;

"ROXXCreations Ramsey Cruise ROXX
Christianity in America needs to be reinvented and brought to modern day light of life to unify the faith"

:? We need more tone deaf tunes Ramsey!
If you're looking for more tone deaf tunes, check out the hilariously bad Dead End Gypsies cover of "Monkey Business" I just posted. They just might, and I do say might, give Ramsey a run for his money.
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Ramsey for president!.

In case, these dumb americans don't want you, we'll welcome you with open arms in Europe!
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inextrem wrote:Ramsey for president!.

In case, these dumb americans don't want you, we'll welcome you with open arms in Europe!
I call bullshit. Europe was never hot for Ramsey's contemporaries like KISS and Ratt. Some genius just doesn't translate.
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You know, Ramsey might not be as bad as some of the choices we have in America or Europe.
At least he has some sort of charm about him.
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We'll that explains his previous recordings. :lol: :lol:
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