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lords of fubar wrote:
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inextrem wrote:Whatever Ramsey... what about the world tour?
I think he's like Carlos from Stonebreed in that he believes a show at Sam Ash and then one at a dive bar across town constitutes a "world tour." (I recalled when Carlos started a thread about Stonebreed going on tour and they were all shows in the LA area.)

I wonder if the former members of Stonebreed who parted ways with Carlos are still looking for a frontman. That could be Ramsey's big break!
i just returned from a world tour with my cover band...we played in north carolina last sat... :wink:
Hmm...driving from your home to the gas station or Starbucks or wherever to the venue, and then from there to Taco Bell for some late night dinner and then back home is *technically* traveling in a part of the world. But you don't have to do any cheesy editing to add fans in videos of your shows, unlike Ramsey. :lol:
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I wonder if the former members of Stonebreed who parted ways with Carlos are still looking for a frontman. That could be Ramsey's big break![/quote]
i just returned from a world tour with my cover band...we played in north carolina last sat... :wink:[/quote]
Hmm...driving from your home to the gas station or Starbucks or wherever to the venue, and then from there to Taco Bell for some late night dinner and then back home is *technically* traveling in a part of the world. But you don't have to do any cheesy editing to add fans in videos of your shows, unlike Ramsey. :lol:[/quote]

true,,,but my band Heathen isn't ''iconic'' either,,,, :wink:
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just posted

Ramsey Cruciani updated his cover photo.
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San Antonio BEST yes BEST fking ORIGINAL BAND...who knows maybe even across the universe....ROCK ON!

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lords of fubar wrote:just posted

Ramsey Cruciani updated his cover photo.
4 mins · Edited ·

San Antonio BEST yes BEST fking ORIGINAL BAND...who knows maybe even across the universe....ROCK ON!

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WTF is up with his lips? Ramsey been going to those "rainbow parties" that Oprah was talking about? And I don't believe that ANYONE, EVER was like "oh man, what's that song? It's so classic and fucking great!" and had it end up being a Roxx song. Best band anywhere according to WHOM EXACTLY?

That nigga is trolling. No doubt about it.

If you can read this, Ramsey "Ram My Asshole and Ram in Down My Throat" Crusiani (since he is aware of Sludge and this thread and has read it before); fuck you and fuck your mother for not swallowing the load that made you. You're a poseur with a really bad wig. Rock on, faggot! Rock on right off a fucking cliff!
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get ready to be ''ROXXED'' CALF....


Ramsey Cruciani
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Well looks like next year we'll be moving-OUT to Cali...everything on schedule so far....ROCK ON!
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That could possibly lead to the Sludge trifecta - ROXX, Feef & The mighty Breed on the same bill!
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lords of fubar wrote:get ready to be ''ROXXED'' CALF....


Ramsey Cruciani
28 mins ·

Well looks like next year we'll be moving-OUT to Cali...everything on schedule so far....ROCK ON!
Off topic, but do you use that same drum set for your bar band/cover gigs?? Its an awesome set-up! But goddamn... you must spend and hour setting up and another hour tearing down... Thats mega commitment... I also play drums and when I did the cover gigs, it was just the classic Steven Adler set-up... 10 minutes and ready to rock lol... Kudos if thats what you do every time... but wow... ANNND, do the other guys fret when you take up the whole band/stage area in the smaller bars? lol... I been curious about that for a long time!
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SikkiNixx wrote:
lords of fubar wrote:get ready to be ''ROXXED'' CALF....


Ramsey Cruciani
28 mins ·

Well looks like next year we'll be moving-OUT to Cali...everything on schedule so far....ROCK ON!
Off topic, but do you use that same drum set for your bar band/cover gigs?? Its an awesome set-up! But goddamn... you must spend and hour setting up and another hour tearing down... Thats mega commitment... I also play drums and when I did the cover gigs, it was just the classic Steven Adler set-up... 10 minutes and ready to rock lol... Kudos if thats what you do every time... but wow... ANNND, do the other guys fret when you take up the whole band/stage area in the smaller bars? lol... I been curious about that for a long time!
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i also have set up time down to about 20 or 30 minutes and my bandmates dont mind at all...
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ummm….. does this look like FUBAR DRUM KIT APPRECIATION THREAD?



I want to know how many Cali sludgers will be at the state line welcoming the rock star to their state?



he is in the best band across the universe you know
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[quote="stevo"]ummm….. does this look like FUBAR DRUM KIT APPRECIATION THREAD?







hahaha asshole :wink: :lol:
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just to be clear, this is NOT the same ROXX from the 80s right?
In the paper, seems a florist
Found in Lincoln Park, died of some anemia
No one raped her, poor Doloris,
Just detained her and drained her on the spot
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vanitybinge wrote:just to be clear, this is NOT the same ROXX from the 80s right?

ummmm not even close...roxx from the 80's is fucking Mozart in comparison
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lords of fubar wrote:
vanitybinge wrote:just to be clear, this is NOT the same ROXX from the 80s right?

ummmm not even close...roxx from the 80's is fucking Mozart in comparison
Good! I do enjoy some original ROXX when I need my BubbleGlam FIXX....woah, I think I got a new band name.
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lords of fubar wrote:
stevo wrote:ummm….. does this look like FUBAR DRUM KIT APPRECIATION THREAD?







hahaha asshole :wink: :lol:
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sliquor wrote:That could possibly lead to the Sludge trifecta - ROXX, Feef & The mighty Breed on the same bill!
I realize this would make it no longer a trifecta, but Michael Hott would be a great addition to the bill as well.

Add Complete (another Sludge favorite) and it's a festival!

These guys aren't any worse with singing and musicianship than Ramsey. ("Sparky, hey Sparky!")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY
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Roxx moving to California?

I'm moving to Washington. Fuck this shit. There are more than enough shitty bands here already. I bet they're gonna move to Turlock or something. Fresno? Modesto?
No, I bet Ramsey will go straight for Hollywood! Before being extradited back to San Antonio for the "child daycare thing" that made him move after abruptly stopping after 10+ years.

He should move New York. VanityBinge will go see him...out of curiosity to see if its the 80s Roxx. Before being strangely disappointed.
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sliquor wrote:That could possibly lead to the Sludge trifecta - ROXX, Feef & The mighty Breed on the same bill!
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edjr wrote:
sliquor wrote:That could possibly lead to the Sludge trifecta - ROXX, Feef & The mighty Breed on the same bill!
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Vains of Jenna could get back together and be the opening act.
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Udo Dirkschneider wrote:"Well it's been 10yrs gone by that my wife n I have helped over thousands of families with child care in these times of recession it's been one HELL of a wild roller coaster ride..."

hahaha what he's bragging because he's a professional molester/baby sitter?

:shock:

10 years….thousands of families…..

lets do some math….

Thousands = at minimum 2000….so…..

that would mean he and his cum dumpster watched 200 kids per year in their home….or actually neglected 200 kids per year as he was in his basement posing for pics and wifey was taking the photos.

I think the diddling laws in Cali are more lax than Texas
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Hey Danny, since you are best buds with Ramsey, ask him to please repost the original ROXX My Asylum video. The one where they are playing live to 3 people in a pizza parlor. The song somehow got into my head and I can't get it out. Of course when I sing it to myself, it clears the squirrels, birds, and occasional cats from my backyard. :lol: :lol:
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I have never seen this hidden GEM so I eagerly anticipate it!
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You could actually stomach the vocals because the bassist was singing the verses. :lol: :lol:
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will do...i'll ask him now
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lords of fubar wrote:will do...i'll ask him now

Danni - if Satan was still here I would ask him to use his photoshop skills to drop the ROXX backdrop into the pic you put in all your posts.

That way you could be in the biggest band in texas
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damn i wish i was better at photoshop i would do it my self....i miss satan on many levels anyway...now this is another one
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or photoshop Ramsey into your seat….we all know he is a better drummer.

his video proves that
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