Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

[sliquor]

& I don't want to know what that rubber glove is for!

[dmbrocker]

& I don't want to know what that rubber glove is for!

It's for a smoother glide when he's jacking off because of all the women who are rejecting him with that look. He's possibly getting rejected by gay men too considering he looks like a blonde Paul rip-off.

[Endless Yodel]

Is he trying to emulate Michael Starr now?

[ribcage]

Looks like he got his computer at a pawn shop for $219. Livin' large!

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
2 hrs ·
I was contemplating giving music lessons cos the females where coming for a bit more...lol...ladies ladies...it's all good

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
2 hrs ·
YouTube
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U'LL NEVER be a ROCK GOD COVERING shit...GODZ CREATE n aren't taught IT'S ALL NATURAL...baby...ROCK ON!

[dmbrocker]

Ramsey Cruciani
2 hrs ·
YouTube
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U'LL NEVER be a ROCK GOD COVERING shit...GODZ CREATE n aren't taught IT'S ALL NATURAL...baby...ROCK ON!

And yet he most likely started his career off "covering shit"...

[Turner Coates]

And yet he most likely started his career off "covering shit"...

I honestly don't think the guy could play a cover correctly. He'd sing off key and mess up the timing and changes.

[dmbrocker]

And yet he most likely started his career off "covering shit"...

I honestly don't think the guy could play a cover correctly. He'd sing off key and mess up the timing and changes.

Hence why it would be shit.

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
4 mins ·
Some of my content is really offensive or simply stupid...so pucker up and kiss my balls...U talentless hotless nobody...lol

[dmbrocker]

Ramsey Cruciani
4 mins ·
Some of my content is really offensive or simply stupid...so pucker up and kiss my balls...U talentless HOTTless nobody...lol

Fixed! And I won't disagree with the "simply stupid" part of this.

[NearlyNormal]

Ramsey Cruciani
4 mins ·
Some of my content is really offensive or simply stupid...so pucker up and kiss my balls...U talentless hotless nobody...lol

So he thinks the opposite of hot is "hotless"?

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
22 mins ·
IT's all about SEX...DRUGS,,,n Rock n ROLL...That's why RNR is the 3rd word...Stay SEXY...before U get LAID get PAID

[vanitybinge]

Ramsey Cruciani
22 mins ·
IT's all about SEX...DRUGS,,,n Rock n ROLL...That's why RNR is the 3rd word...Stay SEXY...before U get LAID get PAID

Wait...did he just confirm he’s a hooker now?

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
1 hr ·
who wants to Jam in a band that makes 2k a gig...if interested MS me for Details to start up

[inextrem]

Ramsey Cruciani
1 hr ·
who wants to Jam in a band that makes 2k a gig...if interested MS me for Details to start up

Hey guys, c'mon.... a sludger in the area has to contact this loon and report...

[inextrem]

Ramsey Cruciani
1 hr ·
who wants to Jam in a band that makes 2k a gig...if interested MS me for Details to start up

[Turner Coates]

Fans of this thread should check this guy out:
http://www.berdoo.com/

He just signed to Stonebreed's label.
Gonna be YUGE! He wants to get permission to use abandoned military bases for bringing to ROCK to vets and everybody else.

[stevo]

Ramsey Cruciani
1 hr ·
who wants to Jam in a band that makes 2k a gig...if interested MS me for Details to start up

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
10 hrs ·
Now what's wrong with songs writers these days...SEXLESS

[dmbrocker]

Ramsey Cruciani
10 hrs ·
Now what's wrong with songs writers these days...SEXLESS

Now what's wrong with Ramsey these days...BRAINLESS

[sliquor]

This awesome thread has been around so long the "Hott" reference in the title may be lost on some Sludgers.
Shame that epic thread is gone.

[Z28]

btw .......where is michael hott nowadays? i was listening to Ratt yesterday and Back for good came up and i will never ever get to delete the crow scream
Michael Hott did for his version of the song, maaan, we need an interview with him so baaaaaaaad!

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani
2 mins ·
The FUTURE is getting STUPIDER...We are LIVING in the DIGITAL DINOSAUR STONE AGE...WAKE ASSHOLES...LOL

[Turner Coates]

btw .......where is michael hott nowadays?

https://www.bandmix.com/michael-hott/

[BDG135]

btw .......where is michael hott nowadays?

https://www.bandmix.com/michael-hott/

He's professionally trained now? Did he get some lessons after his 2010 audition? https://youtu.be/P_h15VM3sTo

[NearlyNormal]

"ROXX price for VENUES N BARS is 2,000 USD...n $25 admission per person G.A....Starting in 2018...contact for details"

[BDG135]

Ramsey Cruciani shared his post.
2 hrs ·
Testing the ROXX GOODies as TWO...as usual UPSTAGED all other BANDS...n of course....the LADY's elbowing each other...as they RAISED their BROWS to my RNR LOVE candy...ROCK ON! (RX song RNR LOVER)

[futonsrf]

I haven't been here in a couple of years or so and decided to take a look, it's amazing this thread is still active. However I follow Ramsey on Twitter and he still posts Roxx crap multiple times a day and still sounds delusional, so Ramsey is the gift that keeps on giving, like herpes.

[stevo]

Ramsey Cruciani shared his post.
2 hrs ·
Testing the ROXX GOODies as TWO...as usual UPSTAGED all other BANDS...n of course....the LADY's elbowing each other...as they RAISED their BROWS to my RNR LOVE candy...ROCK ON! (RX song RNR LOVER)

As if they played somewhere