Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

[Sleazology-101]

This thread went from Dane Cook to Richard Pryor overnight - holy fuck

What's up with that Hitler video? I can't get that shit to play!

me, either.

upload that shit somewhere else, please.

I had the same problem on my Firefox browser and then tried it on Internet Explorer (where it worked perfectly).

[Hungwell]

The video suddenly slows to a stop, like a cassette tape that has malfunctioned. The images on the screen freeze, then melt away like wax, to reveal countless Sludgers laughing balls at what a magnificent piece of shit Blobby actually is as well as his retarded lap dog, Carlos, who STILL has not furnished a link to his supposedly legit meat delivery service, thus PROVING to all that he is a scamming flim flaming fuck sock that deserves to be friends with an epic loser like Blobby.
The name of the news paper postinioned where L.A times would be, Sludge Weekly and the headline reads, "Bobby Blotzer=shit"

He looks up into the sky, his arms in a christ like pose, snow falling on him. An angelic female figure whispering in his ear, comforting him, you can do it, relax people will appreciate that your keeping the music alive!! Bobby then uncorkes a vicious right hand left hook combo across that bitch's cocksucker.

Story By Bobby Blotzer & Michael May

fixed

[panteraman319]

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of " The Bold and the Blobster"

"As the blob turns"

"The Blobs of our Lives"

"The Beaten and Restless"

"All My ( female ) Victims "

"Blobbys Hope"

"One Blob to Live"

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of " The Bold and the Blobster"

"As the blob turns"

"The Blobs of our Lives"

"The Beaten and Restless"

"All My ( female ) Victims "

"Blobbys Hope"

"One Blob to Live"

Machado? Is that you?

[EatNails]

I couldn't get it to play either, and it wouldn't download with the captions. So I remade it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zvf1v0Ixlw

[heavymental]

Hitler is not happy

http://captiongenerator.com/79522/Fake-Ratt

Thank you for that. Fucking Hilarious!

This part....."A singing meat salesman!!! In place of Robin Crosby?!?"

I finally understand the answer to:

"How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?"

[alleyrulez]

This thread went from Dane Cook to Richard Pryor overnight - holy fuck

What's up with that Hitler video? I can't get that shit to play!

me, either.

upload that shit somewhere else, please.

I had the same problem on my Firefox browser and then tried it on Internet Explorer (where it worked perfectly).

THAT WORKED!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[grishnak boss]

Hitler is not happy

http://captiongenerator.com/79522/Fake-Ratt

[grishnak boss]

The video suddenly slows to a stop, like a cassette tape that has malfunctioned. The images on the screen freeze, then melt away like wax, to reveal countless Sludgers laughing balls at what a magnificent piece of shit Blobby actually is as well as his retarded lap dog, Carlos, who STILL has not furnished a link to his supposedly legit meat delivery service, thus PROVING to all that he is a scamming flim flaming fuck sock that deserves to be friends with an epic loser like Blobby.
The name of the news paper postinioned where L.A times would be, Sludge Weekly and the headline reads, "Bobby Blotzer=shit"

He looks up into the sky, his arms in a christ like pose, snow falling on him. An angelic female figure whispering in his ear, comforting him, you can do it, relax people will appreciate that your keeping the music alive!! Bobby then uncorkes a vicious right hand left hook combo across that bitch's cocksucker.

Story By Bobby Blotzer & Michael May

fixed

[Stoner]

By Bobby Blotzer and Michael May.

When I first saw this, I thought it said "Michael Bay" and almost hyperventilated.

Who the fuck is Michael May and why is he writing autobiographical fanfiction with Blotzer? Does he have a tumblr?

[yeahbuddy]

Hitler is not happy

http://captiongenerator.com/79522/Fake-Ratt

Fantastic!!!
And its all true except SP singing in beautiful melodies or whatever that line was.
The rest of it is pretty much spot on.
Get that thing on YOUTUBE!!!

And like others, doesn't work on Firefox.
Go to another browser.

[hairmetalsux]

I couldn't get it to play either, and it wouldn't download with the captions. So I remade it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zvf1v0Ixlw

Thanks! I was just starting up Camtasia so I could publish it to YouTube, but now I'm shutting it back down

[gtrjay]

I couldn't get it to play either, and it wouldn't download with the captions. So I remade it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zvf1v0Ixlw

Fucking epic !!!
Anyone post to fb or send to blotz direct message ? This would make his head spin lol

[LAPoet]

"The golden tones" of Stephen Pearcy. Well played.

[EnuffRatt]

I couldn't get it to play either, and it wouldn't download with the captions. So I remade it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zvf1v0Ixlw

Thanks! I was just starting up Camtasia so I could publish it to YouTube, but now I'm shutting it back down

From Bobby's intro video featuring the Christ pose masterpiece, to Hairmetalsux's Hitler video, this shit is hilarious and fucking priceless! Bravo Metal Grudge!

And the great thing is you know Blotz will post or say some more stupid shit which will bring more epic to this thread. Just a matter of time.

Somewhere Blotz and Carlos are trying to contact Donnie Vie to form a Metal Sludge Support Group.

[Midwestmetalgod]

"All of you who saw Ratt with Jizzy Pearl, leave!"

[Inessence]

I just binge-read this whole thread from start to finish. Couldn't stop reading.
The Hitler video is a masterpiece and if there were a Sludge Hall of Fame, It would be a first-ballot induction.

Good work outta you, Mental Grudge.

Almost. Not to quibble, but Robbin has two b's. Did Blobby write it?

Doh! I thought they spelled Robbin with one B in Deutschland!

With RobBin's name fixed: http://captiongenerator.com/79570/Hitle ... -fake-Ratt

No, of course Blobby didn't write those captions, but do you think he's read them?

Very good. You get an A+

[ParaDime77]

Domestic abuse enthusiast

[Indy_Rob]

I couldn't get it to play either, and it wouldn't download with the captions. So I remade it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zvf1v0Ixlw

[WTF]

I couldn't get it to play either, and it wouldn't download with the captions. So I remade it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zvf1v0Ixlw

Amen!

"Warren is my favorite too."

"Tonight we burn our Ratt t-shirts."

[Indy_Rob]

I seriously hope like hell someone has posted this over on Ratt's FB page.

[alleyrulez]

I couldn't get it to play either, and it wouldn't download with the captions. So I remade it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zvf1v0Ixlw

y'think Blabbermouth will pick this up?

[alleyrulez]

I just sent it to Doc Ellis!

[STONEBREED]

You guys are FUCKED UP now your starting to hurt my feelings( even though I don't care again for the 8th/ 9th time now) LOL Seriously though that is some funny shit:) could you imagine Sludge having like a cartoon TV show , kind of like a family guy type thing on VH1 I sent the link to Blotz

[alleyrulez]

I sent the link to Blotz

prepare yourself for the inevitable bitch-slapping.

[STONEBREED]

I sent the link to Blotz

prepare yourself for the inevitable bitch-slapping.

Actually Blotz LOVED IT , he said his guts are hurting from laughing so hard:) Were finally starring in a movie together! You Sludgers are some real Fucked Up Individuals!

[alleyrulez]

Actually Blotz LOVED IT , he said his guts are hurting from laughing so hard:)

suuuure he did.

[inextrem]

Carlos... I got your back when you owned Sinner, but now you're slippin' into pathetic territory... dejalo ya, manito.

[Bair Hand]

he said his guts are hurting from laughing so hard:)

i believe it.
but i don't think he's laughing for the same reasons you think he's laughing.

[lemmysmole]

Every day brings new joy in learning that Bobby Blotzer is a piece of shit.

The Facebook trolling is priceless. He must be ready to explode. Carlos throwing down the hammer, then SCSinner going right back, then the Bobby Blotzer Story script treatment, then a new Hitler video...all we need now is Juan (you know he reads message boards) chiming in here somewhere.

Fucking brilliant