Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

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Carlos just got destroyed.
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SeniorGrande wrote:Image

I love how Blobby tries to use this pic to act like he's stylin' at a legit Country Club like Sherwood, when in fact he's golfing on a Thursday (to get the cheap ass rate of $80 dollars) at an open to the public course.



Fuck outta here with that shit Blobby. What's next, pics at Golden Corral?
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On a separate note, I love how Blobby is going to be touring to stay off the streets all the while he is out earning Warren the money to sue his ass into the stone age.

It must be all kinds of brutal to hand someone a check that they then endorse and hand to their lawyer to sink your ass.

lol
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Hungwell wrote:
SeniorGrande wrote:Image

I love how Blobby tries to use this pic to act like he's stylin' at a legit Country Club like Sherwood, when in fact he's golfing on a Thursday (to get the cheap ass rate of $80 dollars) at an open to the public course.



Fuck outta here with that shit Blobby. What's next, pics at Golden Corral?

http://moorparkgolf.com/rates/

Is he eligible for the Seniors rate ?
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Hungwell wrote:On a separate note, I love how Blobby is going to be touring to stay off the streets all the while he is out earning Warren the money to sue his ass into the stone age.

It must be all kinds of brutal to hand someone a check that they then endorse and hand to their lawyer to sink your ass.

lol
Someone should ask him how it feels with that exact quote " It must be all kinds of brutal to hand someone a check that they then endorse and hand to their lawyer to sink your ass. " :lol: :lol: :lol:
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welcome to the board SaintsWillConquer!!!

now what i really wanna know is who the hell is new Sludger CarlosLuvsBlotz !
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Turner Coates wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote: The introduction line is NOT part of Doc's statement. YOU wrote that and it appeared on here hours before it showed up on the RATT facebook page. So why would RATT be copying YOUR introduction? Let's face it, you basically work for Blotzer you lying flim-flam fuck!
"I can handle those people, Boss."

"Cool. You shall be my Minister Of Sludge."
I read it on Docs page, copy and pasted what he wrote then wrote my own introduction for you Mother Sludgers :) Hope that clears up your misunderstanding.
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STONEBREED wrote: I read it on Docs page, copy and pasted what he wrote then wrote my own introduction for you Mother Sludgers :) Hope that clears up your misunderstanding.

thats not the point.

the point is, Blobster copied & pasted ur exact words
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STONEBREED wrote: I read it on Docs page, copy and pasted what he wrote then wrote my own introduction for you Mother Sludgers :)
Thank you, Carlos...for that lovely introduction. :wink:
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STONEBREED wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote: The introduction line is NOT part of Doc's statement. YOU wrote that and it appeared on here hours before it showed up on the RATT facebook page. So why would RATT be copying YOUR introduction? Let's face it, you basically work for Blotzer you lying flim-flam fuck!
"I can handle those people, Boss."

"Cool. You shall be my Minister Of Sludge."
I read it on Docs page, copy and pasted what he wrote then wrote my own introduction for you Mother Sludgers :) Hope that clears up your misunderstanding.
That's not a misunderstanding Carlos, that's adding your/Bobby two cents and not clarifying that those weren't Doc's words, but Blobs/yours... But fortunately for all of us, Blobs doesn't care about any of this, much like yourself..

I do hope Blob's is at least purchasing some of your fine meats for all this hard publicity work you're doing for him..

Hungwell wrote:On a separate note, I love how Blobby is going to be touring to stay off the streets all the while he is out earning Warren the money to sue his ass into the stone age.

It must be all kinds of brutal to hand someone a check that they then endorse and hand to their lawyer to sink your ass.

lol
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Luminiferous wrote:
I do hope Blob's is at least purchasing some of your fine meats for all this hard publicity work you're doing for him.

:lol:
I bet I know who supplies the steaks for Blotzo's backyard barbecues.

"Hey, c'mon over, buddy. We're havin' a party.
Oh......and could ya do me a favor?"
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STONEBREED wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote: The introduction line is NOT part of Doc's statement. YOU wrote that and it appeared on here hours before it showed up on the RATT facebook page. So why would RATT be copying YOUR introduction? Let's face it, you basically work for Blotzer you lying flim-flam fuck!
"I can handle those people, Boss."

"Cool. You shall be my Minister Of Sludge."
I read it on Docs page, copy and pasted what he wrote then wrote my own introduction for you Mother Sludgers :) Hope that clears up your misunderstanding.
I know that's what you did. And then that same line ended up on Ratt's official page HOURS later. Does Ratt come to Metal Sludge for their updates? If not, it's clear you work for Blotzer in an official capacity. But don't worry, no one expects you to tell the truth. You're a con artist, plain and simple. You have no morals.
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Bobby Blotzer's got Carlos Stonebreed writing his PR for him? Hoo boy. :lol:
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SaintsWillConquer wrote: You're a con artist, plain and simple. You have no morals.
He's gonna build a wall around the Whisky.
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STONEBREED wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote: The introduction line is NOT part of Doc's statement. YOU wrote that and it appeared on here hours before it showed up on the RATT facebook page. So why would RATT be copying YOUR introduction? Let's face it, you basically work for Blotzer you lying flim-flam fuck!
"I can handle those people, Boss."

"Cool. You shall be my Minister Of Sludge."
I read it on Docs page, copy and pasted what he wrote then wrote my own introduction for you Mother Sludgers :) Hope that clears up your misunderstanding.

Hola Carlos
I saw steak in my freezer tonight while making pork chops for dinner.

If I place an order for you can you ship some meat to me in Detroit via FedEx with dry ice ?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ciao

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SCSINNER wrote:I would love to do an interview and spill everything.

what the fuck are you waiting for????
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Stonebreed is Bobby's bitch...that's all I got.
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LMAO @ Carlos & Blotz sitting around cooking this shit up over a plate of hot sauce covered possum steaks.

Carlos, I've heard you pay to play - are you paying Blotz to run this half-assed PR campaign for him too? You know, you get a lot of shit around here but in the grand scheme of things, you are one of us and I'm really going to hate seeing you get fucked over before this whole fiasco goes up in flames and ends in tears.








































Okay, no I'm not, but you get what I'm saying here. :lol:


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Turner Coates wrote:"Sorry Dad.....I checked everything out.
You guys are what's called uninsurable risk."

couple screen shots from FB on the RATT page on the post of his son insurance news. Not sure if all of these are sludgers or just fans tired of his shit! :lol:

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Carlos!

3 questions;

1. Why haven't you addressed my previous post about your meat business, re: promoting it like you do Stonebreed?

2. Has your meat business ever been investigated by a local, state, or federal agency?

3. How do I order some of that sweet, sweet (presumably not pink-slime filled) hamburger for review?
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Carlos!

3. How do I order some of that sweet, sweet (presumably not pink-slime filled) hamburger for review?
You can't have your hamburger until I get my tri-tip!
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Hey, Carlos,

You're a bitch.... :lol:
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Turner Coates wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
I bet I know who supplies the steaks for Blotzo's backyard barbecues.

"Hey, c'mon over, buddy. We're havin' a party.
Oh......and could ya do me a favor?"
Straight up!> Ha
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So Blotz is now a endorser for makhair. :lol: :lol:
http://www.makhair.com/
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Juan is playing at the Whiskey in two months.

Would be great to get Stephen and Warren to jam on a song without the Blotz.

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PearcyLaneMichaels wrote:Juan is playing at the Whiskey in two months.

Would be great to get Stephen and Warren to jam on a song without the Blotz.

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I like how he's using a 30 year old pic of himself to advertise this show :roll: :roll: :roll:

How about some truth in advertising:

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Indy_Rob wrote:
PearcyLaneMichaels wrote:Juan is playing at the Whiskey in two months.

Would be great to get Stephen and Warren to jam on a song without the Blotz.

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I like how he's using a 30 year old pic of himself to advertise this show :roll: :roll: :roll:

How about some truth in advertising:

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Someone post on ratt fb page and ask if Bobby is playing drums at this show? Act confused about name. And logo lol
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I think it was Nicole76 who said Bobby looks like a Ninja Turtle....can't help but think of that with some of the pics in this thread.
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