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Where can I get a coffee table book of all the sludge photoshops? It's just the kind of conversation piece I'd like to have on display when I'm entertaining guests.
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Bianca wrote:Blotz obviously thinks he's something like a God, and he's right.

Behold, BLOTTZUS!
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:
Bianca wrote:Blotz obviously thinks he's something like a God, and he's right.

Behold, BLOTTZUS!
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Fucking hell!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Masterpiece!

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A few video's here, including Bobby address the crowd. https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson.standley
"bus problems come on man so boring we have our bus its awesome and we r watching judge judy on it right now tour is going great 14 more shows to go see you out there rockin peeps not you garbageman you stay home" - HueyRamone, 7/3/12
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I'm currently in Vegas on business and went to Vamp'd to check out Sin City Sinners last night, and there was a bit of Blotzer related Sludge slung on stage during the set... Jizzy Pearl was on vocals and Scotty Griffin on bass. After they played Rock You Like A Hurricane, Jizzy said "Scotty, there's a hurricane in Sturgis tonight!" and both laughed, I knew they had to be referring to Blotzer's Ratt playing. Sin City Sinners then played Round and Round, after which Jizzy told the crowd "Make sure you all go on social media and say you just heard the best version of Ratt out there now" and followed that by telling Scotty "Hopefully that'll push him over the edge!" :lol: Scotty actually replied with saying "The final meltdown!" to the tune of The FInal Countdown, which leads me to believe that he's been following the saga on Sludge along with the rest of us.
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Scotty here's. He actually posted in another thread just the other day and declined to comment on Bobby. Always good to see you pop in, Scotty.
"bus problems come on man so boring we have our bus its awesome and we r watching judge judy on it right now tour is going great 14 more shows to go see you out there rockin peeps not you garbageman you stay home" - HueyRamone, 7/3/12
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doctordestructo wrote: Sin City Sinners then played Round and Round, after which Jizzy told the crowd "Make sure you all go on social media and say you just heard the best version of Ratt out there now" and followed that by telling Scotty "Hopefully that'll push him over the edge!" :lol: Scotty actually replied with saying "The final meltdown!" to the tune of The FInal Countdown, which leads me to believe that he's been following the saga on Sludge along with the rest of us.
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So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 586567251/

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 511725380/
"bus problems come on man so boring we have our bus its awesome and we r watching judge judy on it right now tour is going great 14 more shows to go see you out there rockin peeps not you garbageman you stay home" - HueyRamone, 7/3/12
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Ok, I'll start
Round and round solo was a joke, the comments in fake Ratt page are 95% negative.
The video where bob brings out the Trump for bikers guy is what I imagine a klan rally would be like. That post also has some great negative comments
I'm not sure how much longer Fake Fake Ratt can survive
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cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 586567251/

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 511725380/
"Round and Round" is lifeless. Just a snooze.

As far as the Trump thing....... :lol:

VOTE FOR TRUMP, DUDE. DON'T FUCK AROUND.
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Blotzo appears drunk, and all that Trump shit must be his way of lashing out at the world. Whatta DOLT.
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cowpins wrote:Scotty here's. He actually posted in another thread just the other day and declined to comment on Bobby. Always good to see you pop in, Scotty.
Yeah,
I made a comment about the clothes they were wearing in a press photo, and he replied to that.
Always seemed like a cool guy to me & I always liked when he would comment on things.

The Blotzer talking to audience video clip-
Wow! Just wow!
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Instead of a band contacting the Trump campaign to tell them to stop playing their song, the Trump campaign might contact a band to tell them to stop endorsing him onstage. :lol:
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 586567251/

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 511725380/
"Round and Round" is lifeless. Just a snooze.

As far as the Trump thing....... :lol:

VOTE FOR TRUMP, DUDE. DON'T FUCK AROUND.
The fucking guy has lost it!

It's pretty pathetic when the main attraction is onstage begging for affection/ attention....

I feel sad for Him...

On second thought...I don't.

FUCK HIM!
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No offense to Stacy, but I've ALWAYS hated his weak as tone and it shows here. Truly a joke of a band. And yes, Bobby hasn't deleted the 95% negative comments yet.
"bus problems come on man so boring we have our bus its awesome and we r watching judge judy on it right now tour is going great 14 more shows to go see you out there rockin peeps not you garbageman you stay home" - HueyRamone, 7/3/12
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cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 586567251/
And I'm sorry for making you watch it again, but WTF is Bobby doing at the 1:43 remaining spot? This entire performance is a train wreck.
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Doc Ellis telling Blades to wrap it up at the end. :lol:

Oof.
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Oh I didn't catch that. That's fucking hilarious. Kinda digging Doc for that.
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God that was slow. I think part of the issue is Stacey is still copping Tracii Gun's tone, or well, attempting to anyways. There was no energy in that.
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cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 586567251/

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 511725380/

When the fuck did "ratt" become a political band?
In 2016 bands of this genre are lucky to have any fans. Why piss off alienate a large part of your fanbase regardless of who you are yelling for.

I mean. Rage against machine you know they are political. Uncle Ped you know is. Even JBJ while he endorses Clinton. He doesn't yell on stage for her.


Can u imagine if trump loses? Not for country but just to poss Bobby off.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Doc Ellis telling Blades to wrap it up at the end. :lol:

Oof.
Fuckin lead guitarists..

"Hey! It's my first gig! Im sure no one will mind if I just solo forever, in a band i've been in for 5 minutes!"
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cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!



https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 511725380/
Could someone send that second video to Bobby's wife Michelle Blotzer on Facebook. I don't think she knows he left her for Miranda or other bush. :lol: :lol:
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Doc Ellis telling Blades to wrap it up at the end. :lol:

Oof.
:lol: :lol:
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Doc Ellis telling Blades to wrap it up at the end. :lol:

Oof.
Sad and funny at the same time: Doc Ellis is the bandleader for RATT!!!
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gtrjay wrote:
cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 586567251/

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 511725380/

When the fuck did "ratt" become a political band?
When Blobs took over and created this tribute band...

For years he's been relegated to the back of the stage, keeping the beat while the crowd watched the members of the band they paid to see, DeMartini and Pearcy, and now since he's the boss, he's come to the conclusion he's the main attraction and now nothing is beyond his reach...

From the failed intro video idea, to the contortionist in a skeleton costume facade, to him finally being able to stop the show and blather on about himself and bask in the accolades of "keeping Ratt alive" from the crowd who just realized he's the only member of the classic lineup and being able to spout his political views to anyone who'll listen without being slapped back behind the kit and told to "shut up and play the fucking drums you cheesecake gorging idiot." by DeMartini..

Ratt the band isn't a political band, but Blobster is a major right wing Trumptard and his stumping for Trump only adds to the definition of what some see as a typical Trump supporter..

It's a known fact Blobs is a major arrogant fucking dickhead that nobody, not even his old bandmates or current tribute band members want to hang out with before or after a show, but could you imagine having to deal with this idiot and his political views and Trump sucking on a daily basis?

That said, Blobs needs to just stay behind the kit because he's neither a comedian or an intelligent person, so the only time he should be close to a mic is during the choruses when backup vocals are required..
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gtrjay wrote:
cowpins wrote:So are we not going to talk about the videos from last night? You fuckers made me actually work today!

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 586567251/

https://www.facebook.com/bonnie.johnson ... 511725380/

When the fuck did "ratt" become a political band?
pearcy, demartini, croucier and their lawyers can't act fast enough. blobby is dragging the ratt name & legacy down as about as low as it can go at this point.
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Blobbo is fucking CRAZY!! "I got some new guys, the other guys are cutting bushes while I'm trying to get bush"!!! I threw up in my mouth after watching that video!
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57 pages and 6 months later and this page just keeps getting better. Loving the photoshops.
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God damn it! I really need to make a sludgy FB acct and post this ratts page lol
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