Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

[gtrjay]

These days are gone!

Thanks for the newsflash Dick Tracy.

It was irony since Stephen says he hates Red Blotzer

[gtrjay]

Here Bob cuts ahead of people in wheelchairs to board s flight

actual photo going around the internet that shows blobby being the slop he is while flying. He was asked to move his feet and he yelled and said "I am bobby blotzer from Ratt!"

[Chip Z'Hoy]

actual photo going around the internet that shows blobby being the slop he is while flying. He was asked to move his feet and he yelled and said "I am bobby blotzer from Ratt!"

If this is for real, this has gotten so out of control.

[Bair Hand]

actual photo going around the internet that shows blobby being the slop he is while flying. He was asked to move his feet and he yelled and said "I am bobby blotzer from Ratt!"

If this is for real, this has gotten so out of control.

it's real, pic proves it.

[dmbrocker]

These days are gone!

I miss those days for sure, but does anyone get the sense they were faking it even back then?

[Brickjaw]

These days are gone!

I miss those days for sure, but does anyone get the sense they were faking it even back then?

Well, 4 out of 5 are huddled bro style together...

[dmbrocker]

These days are gone!

I miss those days for sure, but does anyone get the sense they were faking it even back then?

Well, 4 out of 5 are huddled bro style together...

Guess I shouldn't be surprised that the fifth one is Blobs...

[NearlyNormal]

Does anyone have a link to Blotz's book? I'm sure it's an impossible read but I'm curious to see just how bad it is.

[gtrjay]

Does anyone have a link to Blotz's book? I'm sure it's an impossible read but I'm curious to see just how bad it is.

https://www.amazon.com/Tales-RATT-Thing ... by+blotzer

[kytepunches]

Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens

[RoyalSlack]

Does anyone have a link to Blotz's book? I'm sure it's an impossible read but I'm curious to see just how bad it is.

https://www.amazon.com/Tales-RATT-Thing ... by+blotzer

I know 12-year-olds who have far better writing skills.

[NearlyNormal]

Does anyone have a link to Blotz's book? I'm sure it's an impossible read but I'm curious to see just how bad it is.

https://www.amazon.com/Tales-RATT-Thing ... by+blotzer

I should have said FREE link. I'm not paying for that shite.

[HueyRamone]

Does anyone have a link to Blotz's book? I'm sure it's an impossible read but I'm curious to see just how bad it is.

https://www.amazon.com/Tales-RATT-Thing ... by+blotzer

I should have said FREE link. I'm not paying for that shite.

I read it for free and did a dissertation on it here on Sludge, which is sadly now gone, I think.

It's is full of some of the most classic bad writing ever. It's actually very entertaining on a lot of levels, all of which make Boopy look like a doof.

[gtrjay]

https://www.amazon.com/Tales-RATT-Thing ... by+blotzer

I should have said FREE link. I'm not paying for that shite.

I read it for free and did a dissertation on it here on Sludge, which is sadly now gone, I think.

It's is full of some of the most classic bad writing ever. It's actually very entertaining on a lot of levels, all of which make Boopy look like a doof.

Damn. Do you it in word document in s file somewhere? It would be so fitting in 2016 on this forum.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Huey's review was terrific. I remember him saying there was one line in the book that was like "I have a lot of stories about playing with Don Dokken. None come to mind right now..."

[kreamygoodness]

Looks as though the world's most craptacular drummer is hoping to expand his horizons and sell the world's most craptacular cooler.

https://www.facebook.com/TheRattExperie ... 7432769042

[Mojo]

Mother of God...

[NeverSurrender]

Who does he think will want to carry that around?

[Hungwell]

HAHAHAHA!!!

I love how Blobbo can't go anywhere without getting closed into another fakakta Private Label venture to lose his ass on.

Now the wife-beater has a half dozen dip shit coolers to stack next to the pallets full of hot sauce, books and Ratt N Rotgut! In business, Blobbo is like a special needs Nikki Sixx.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

The Ratt N Roll Cooler: For when KISS is too classy for you.

[gtrjay]

HAHAHAHA!!!

I love how Blobbo can't go anywhere without getting closed into another fakakta Private Label venture to lose his ass on.

Now the wife-beater has a half dozen dip shit coolers to stack next to the pallets full of hot sauce, books and Ratt N Rotgut! In business, Blobbo is like a special needs Nikki Sixx.

[Insane Clown Potsie]

He also posted about his interview on Trunk's show.

Hey Rattlers!
I just listened to my interview with Eddie Trunk (link below) from last Monday, which is something I don’t usually do.
I spoke to him using the speaker on my office phone, which meant I couldn’t hear him while I was speaking. Sure didn’t mean to cut him off.
I can definitely hear the stress and anxiety in my voice, which was still very fresh from the things that transpired over the last few weeks. Sorry if I seemed a bit scattered. As the saying goes, less is sometimes more.
Thankfully things are much more simmered down now and we’re gearing up for next week. Ratt N Rolling full steam ahead!
Love ya’s!
BB

[That-guy]

Now Blobby's making excuses for his shitty appearance on Eddie Trunk's show. Fuck this douche.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Now Blobby's making excuses for his shitty appearance on Eddie Trunk's show. Fuck this douche.

It was a great appearance! He just sounded nuts.

[NearlyNormal]

Huey's review was terrific. I remember him saying there was one line in the book that was like "I have a lot of stories about playing with Don Dokken. None come to mind right now..."

Fuck. Now I'm almost tempted to buy it.

[That-guy]

Now Blobby's making excuses for his shitty appearance on Eddie Trunk's show. Fuck this douche.

It was a great appearance! He just sounded nuts.

It was great from our point of view. He thinks it was a shitty appearance.

[Petey Von Sleez]

HAHAHAHA!!!

I love how Blobbo can't go anywhere without getting closed into another fakakta Private Label venture to lose his ass on.

Now the wife-beater has a half dozen dip shit coolers to stack next to the pallets full of hot sauce, books and Ratt N Rotgut! In business, Blobbo is like a special needs Nikki Sixx.

"...special needs Nikki Six." Hammered that shit.

Huey's review was terrific. I remember him saying there was one line in the book that was like "I have a lot of stories about playing with Don Dokken. None come to mind right now..."

Fuck. Now I'm almost tempted to buy it.

Buy it, I was gonna go snatch the mutha fucka. I mean, I know when he ain't home.

[Aristocrat]

He also posted about his interview on Trunk's show.

Hey Rattlers!
I just listened to my interview with Eddie Trunk (link below) from last Monday, which is something I don’t usually do.
I spoke to him using the speaker on my office phone, which meant I couldn’t hear him while I was speaking. Sure didn’t mean to cut him off.
I can definitely hear the stress and anxiety in my voice, which was still very fresh from the things that transpired over the last few weeks. Sorry if I seemed a bit scattered. As the saying goes, less is sometimes more.
Thankfully things are much more simmered down now and we’re gearing up for next week. Ratt N Rolling full steam ahead!
Love ya’s!
BB

Quotes should be in quotes.

[LurkingAtWork]

I should have said FREE link. I'm not paying for that shite.

http://bookzz.org/book/1454059/f23bbb

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

I should have said FREE link. I'm not paying for that shite.

http://bookzz.org/book/1454059/f23bbb

Thanks for the link. I made it halfway through the third sentence of the introduction before my head exploded.

In doing this book, which I've thought about for many years, and listened to many friends tell me, "you need to do a book,"

Jesus Hemmingway Christ.