Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

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zzzzzzz wrote:Is that Don Donkey sitting in the middle on the steps? :lol: :lol:

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Trunk has to be wearing a UFO shirt. Lol.
We get it. Wear the shirt of the band you are going to see
Don't be that guy!!!
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gtrjay wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:Is that Don Donkey sitting in the middle on the steps? :lol: :lol:

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Trunk has to be wearing a UFO shirt. Lol.
We get it. Wear the shirt of the band you are going to see
Don't be that guy!!!
Well, Trunk's other UFO shirt is in the wash right now because what else was he going to use for his jerk rag while listening to "Lights Out" on repeat?
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lemmysmole wrote: :lol: How many fucking times is Blobby going to post that pic of him with the drumsticks in an X pattern?
Fixed!

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gtrjay wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:Is that Don Donkey sitting in the middle on the steps? :lol: :lol:

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Trunk has to be wearing a UFO shirt. Lol.
We get it. Wear the shirt of the band you are going to see
Don't be that guy!!!

This is dumber than anything Trunk has ever said or done.
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Kristy_Deville wrote:
lemmysmole wrote: :lol: How many fucking times is Blobby going to post that pic of him with the drumsticks in an X pattern?
Fixed!

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And we thought Carlos was the gardener all these years. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kristy_Deville wrote:
lemmysmole wrote: :lol: How many fucking times is Blobby going to post that pic of him with the drumsticks in an X pattern?
Fixed!

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hahahaha! dude, I smell a series.
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Here's a rerun from 6 months ago:

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Kristy_Deville wrote: Image
Damn, another mazing photoshop!
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backwoodsdrifter wrote:Image

This right here is FB material. Lol

Hell even a screen shot of the start of this thread with the title alone "Bobby = piece of shit" would be a joy.
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backwoodsdrifter wrote:Image

Fucking great!!!!
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backwoodsdrifter wrote:Image
Not as funny as the airplane one, but still pretty funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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dmbrocker wrote:
backwoodsdrifter wrote:Image
Not as funny as the airplane one, but still pretty funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who is posting to FB?
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I have to say these posts and photoshops are outstanding and have brought a lot of people entertainment. The airplane one has to be my favorite. It feels good to laugh at a completely deluisonal "man"
From the Skelton costume to opening the show dancing to James brown, Bob's insanity & tarnishing of the RATT brand never ends! From the god awful lack of communication ballad style intro to insisting the "band" plays message in a bottle into you think you're tough...
How can we forget his quotes:

"There was co-erting going on, a lot of colluting!" - Bob Boltzer 2016

"I am on that like a pit bull on a two year old!" - Bob Blotzer 2016

"I wear my arm on my sleeve." - Bob Blotzer 2016

Or guns n rises is just three thirds of the original five.

At the end of the day this is a sick, mean, delusional man, desperate for attention and will ultimately fail, in the mean time it sure is fun watching him fall.
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Bump because Bobby = a piece of shit
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I saw a Ratt gig advertised recently and thought of going but then I realised it wasn't the core members just the average drummer who didn't write any of their decent songs and a cover band.
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SCSINNER wrote: "I wear my arm on my sleeve." - Bob Blotzer 2016
did he really say that?
:lol:

that drops him down to Dym/Machado level intelligence!
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You can comment on why this guy is deep throating a Heineken bottle that Blotz is holding. :lol: :lol:

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^^ never seen that Ratt shirt before, is that a bootleg?
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Psychobolia.com wrote:^^ never seen that Ratt shirt before, is that a bootleg?
Nope. My Dad used to have that shirt. He sold it on ebay for a decent price.
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Luminiferous wrote:Image

Are you wanting us to comment on this pic ?
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Wow Tawny Kitaen got fat!!!
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gtrjay wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:Image

Are you wanting us to comment on this pic ?
I think the comments just write themselves..
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Luminiferous wrote:Image
Holy crap, is that a tranny standing next to Bobby?!?
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Was that hat photoshopped onto Bobby's head?
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ozzyrulz777 wrote:
Psychobolia.com wrote:^^ never seen that Ratt shirt before, is that a bootleg?
Nope. My Dad used to have that shirt. He sold it on ebay for a decent price.
In his whole life, my dad never wore a RATT shirt.
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