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dmbrocker wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:
SikkiNixx wrote:
Holy Faak!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is about as close to perfection as a photoshopped image could be.
Great work!
It's very homo looking! Let's not let this one get down to the second page, by the way. Fuck Blobs!

By the by, what is this asshole saluting? His reflection? His outfit? His phone? The spent dude napping on his pillow?

I hate it when some civilian blowhard "patriot" who's never put on a pair of combat boots tries to salute as if they have a right to use that greeting. It's always done incorrectly and with great ignorance, and looks fucking stupid.
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote:
That is about as close to perfection as a photoshopped image could be.
Great work!
It's very homo looking! Let's not let this one get down to the second page, by the way. Fuck Blobs!

By the by, what is this asshole saluting? His reflection? His outfit? His phone? The spent dude napping on his pillow?

I hate it when some civilian blowhard "patriot" who's never put on a pair of combat boots tries to salute as if they have a right to use that greeting. It's always done incorrectly and with great ignorance, and looks fucking stupid.
Yeah....

Plus notice how in his salute his right hand is positioned where it would be if he had a gun and was about to end his life... A little subconscious action?? It's like that's not the first time he's held that pose
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Come on Sam, everyone know Blobs is a great 'Murican patriot who loves his country and flag so much that he dances with it, drags it on the ground and actually walks on it on his way to his drum riser...

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Anyone else catch Blobby on SNL last week?
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Thebottomline wrote:Kind of funny. Just on Friday Ratt was down to 645,167 likes. Now it's back up to 645,240. Looks like someone in the Bobby camp is creating fb accounts just to like the page. With all the people dropping off that must be a full time job at this point just creating all those fake accounts just to like the page.


Now down to 643,649. Losing about a 1000 likes a month. Time for Bobby's help to get a move on it on making more fake fb accounts so they can add a like to Bobby's page.
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User61585 wrote:Anyone else catch Blobby on SNL last week?
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Lol!!!!
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Can someone post Blotzer Skelton dance? Spotty internet connection while traveling & need to show someone. Lol.
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Drunk at nine am?
Maybe he should have tried the hand stands instead...
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SCSINNER - get the ball rolling again and watch it go to 100 pages of fun before new years.
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Kristy_Deville wrote:SCSINNER - get the ball rolling again and watch it go to 100 pages of fun before new years.

This ^^^^^^


Plus you are in 8th inning of finishing out the sludge season as poster of the year!!!!
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Luminiferous wrote:
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Beddie_Wedder wrote:Image
Drunk at nine am?
Maybe he should have tried the hand stands instead...
Ohhh fukin' yeah!

What the fuck is this guy doing???

Does anybody have that skeleton dance vid in its original form??? Does the camera catch Bobby getting out from behind the drums, the whole dance, and back behind the drums... Basically want to see how clean he pulled off the illusion.. that screen on house right ain't conspicuous at all
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Faux Ratt is going on an extensive 2-date tour of England this month, maybe some UK sludgers can ask him to comment on last month's Ratt reunion show!
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Psychobolia.com wrote:Faux Ratt is going on an extensive 2-date tour of England this month, maybe some UK sludgers can ask him to comment on last month's Ratt reunion show!
I don't know about that. I imagine they'd wanna keep all their current teeth intact. Blobby isn't exactly known for being level-headed.

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SikkiNixx wrote:Ohhh fukin' yeah!

What the fuck is this guy doing???

Does anybody have that skeleton dance vid in its original form??? Does the camera catch Bobby getting out from behind the drums, the whole dance, and back behind the drums... Basically want to see how clean he pulled off the illusion.. that screen on house right ain't conspicuous at all
From my understanding the skeleton contortionist guy came out at the beginning of the show and did his act, then picked up the drumsticks to attempt to lead on that he was the drummer, then went up some stairs and afterward Blobs blundered down weighing about 50 pounds more and took off the mask to reveal himself and attempt to fool anyone without a brain stem into believing that a fat douchebag did all of those tricks..

The fact that he actually believed he could fool people into believing he was this trim athletic guy who was not only a drummer, but an acrobat on top of it is hilarious.. I wish someone would call out from the crowd sometime for him to do some of those moves they seen him do.. :lol:
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When was the mashed potatoes dropped from ceiling ?
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gtrjay wrote:When was the mashed potatoes dropped from ceiling ?
That was in his "script" for the intro video he wanted to produce until he learned it would cost him more than $10...
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This shouldn't fall to 2nd page.
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gtshark1 wrote:This shouldn't fall to 2nd page.

Never!!!
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gtshark1 wrote:This shouldn't fall to 2nd page.

Never!!!
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Rest assured Bobby we're making the effort to keep you top of mind here on Sludge!

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Once again we've let this one get to page two. Isn't there ANY new Sludge to throw at Blobs?
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dmbrocker wrote:Once again we've let this one get to page two. Isn't there ANY new Sludge to throw at Blobs?
FATT is headed to the UK next week to do a Stonebeef-style "tour" so hopefully there'll be some new drama.

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NearlyNormal wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:Once again we've let this one get to page two. Isn't there ANY new Sludge to throw at Blobs?
FATT is headed to the UK next week to do a Stonebeef-style "tour" so hopefully there'll be some new drama.

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I could see Blobs and his recent flag-draped Trump-style tarditude getting angry at the Brits for the Revolutionary War. Let's go with that suggestion.
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Damn. You guys are slacking!
Can't let this shit slip to page 4!
Goddam.


Oh yeah, Bob, fuck you.
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