Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

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Oh no, Team Ratt's lead groupie Michelle reports Blobby hurt himself. :shock: :lol:
Bobby is back home from the UK. He sends his thanks to the fans in Wales and London. Unfortunately he took one on the job and hurt his thigh. But he's ready to #RattNRoll for their next date on Dec 2nd in Idaho.
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What. The. Fuck.

Is that for real?? Did he really upload his little boo boo for all Blot-zis to see???

Get Well Soon Bobbly! We's gonn pray fer ye..

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Are you kidding???? The guy advertised some little bump he got stumbling off his drum riser in Oklahoma after a few too many drinks, so it's not surprising he's begging for attention with his latest boo boo...

Here's an idea Blobs.... Quit with the getting drunk and taking prescription medication before hitting the stage, might save you a load of band-aids..
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zzzzzzz wrote:Oh no, Team Ratt's lead groupie Michelle reports Blobby hurt himself. :shock: :lol:
Bobby is back home from the UK. He sends his thanks to the fans in Wales and London. Unfortunately he took one on the job and hurt his thigh. But he's ready to #RattNRoll for their next date on Dec 2nd in Idaho.
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December 2nd huh? I do hope he has Neosporin on hand.
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zzzzzzz wrote:Oh no, Team Ratt's lead groupie Michelle reports Blobby hurt himself. :shock: :lol:
Bobby is back home from the UK. He sends his thanks to the fans in Wales and London. Unfortunately he took one on the job and hurt his thigh. But he's ready to #RattNRoll for their next date on Dec 2nd in Idaho.
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I'm sure other musicians have suffered the same thing but I cannot even count how many times on the road that I cut myself on something, gashed my leg on the drum riser or monitors, got my fingers bleeding from playing too hard or some other minor injury... It's part of being onstage, but Blobs is such an attention craving drama queen, it seems like he has to whine about the slightest little scrape he gets before, during or after a show... He's getting into Bert Miracles territory..

Maybe it's the bandannas?
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Blobster's letter to Glenn Frey:

Holy mother of God:

Seriously, Glenn Frey is Dead, he's gone?
I'm stunned, again. This is really earth shaking to me guys.
We all love the Eagles so much. One of the top 8 ever.

It's surreal sitting here today so excited and pumped with the daily Ratt new shows excitement that I get daily. Today I'm more excited as we just found out from our European agent we just landed , South America, Mexico, Ireland, Scotland, England, Japan, and I think I'm going to hear about Australia today. Then 10 minutes ago, BOOOOOM KAPOW. MY TEXTS start beating me down. Going from intense yelping , yes I Yelp, to sheer WTF NESS, THIS TOO MUCH. BREATHE........

I remember getting my firs Eagles record in again, as I spoke of last week when David Bowie was snatched, I got my first album, " on the border" which has so many great great songs it will never grow tired, IN 1974. Yes, I played to that record every day too.

I've been lucky enough to have seen them play 3 times. So flawless, such vocal harmonies, such a body of music that is and always will be here thru hundreds of years to come. I say goodbye in my heart and mind to Glenn Frey and say, Just like all the other artists that disappear, thank you for your musical genius Mr Frey and the songs that have been the backdrop to so many days and nights. I'll still have you playing on my boat as I motor along Lake Havasu because well, the lake , the mountains are the perfect backdrop to your bands greatness of tunes.

You're already gone, just to frekin soon.

Love,
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zzzzzzz wrote:Oh no, Team Ratt's lead groupie Michelle reports Blobby hurt himself. :shock: :lol:
Bobby is back home from the UK. He sends his thanks to the fans in Wales and London. Unfortunately he took one on the job and hurt his thigh. But he's ready to #RattNRoll for their next date on Dec 2nd in Idaho.
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That looks like the leg of a homeless guy. And the muthafugga needs to put on some lotion!

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SCSinner any word on Stephens latest Facebook posting?
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I see this and hope that someday he sits in with Marilyn Manson for a song or two, long enough to get hit in the face with a flying mic stand.
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My word on Stephen's posting is that it sure appears Bob's time is up!
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Ok, I give. Why does Blotz like to kiss his fingers so much? Did Sarzo teach him this? :lol: :lol:
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SCSINNER wrote:My word on Stephen's posting is that it sure appears Bob's time is up!
No way, the Blotz machine is unstoppable and unfuckwithable, homeboy's playing ARENAS soon!
"Our show with Bret Michaels on December 2nd in Idaho has been delayed, but we’re still on for December 3rd in Spokane, WA. It’s gonna be cold, but no worries… We’ll heat the place up.
We’re also scheduled for a few arena dates, including Amarillo, Texas on December 9th and Corbin, Kentucky on December 17th. Head on over to our Tour Page to get more info and links to tickets!
We hope all of you have a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Ratt -n- Roll"

source: http://rattwebsite.com/uk-blast-us-dates-arena-stops/
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Fucking Blotzer is such a piece of shit. I read that bitch that runs the Ratt Facebook group lurks here, so I would and ask her to clarify how Blotzer's this great patriot and cares about the flag and is very respectful of it. The flag of the country I fought for is never supposed to touch the ground. Ever.

That gif proves the fat slob doesn't give a fuck about the flag, what it represents or how many brave men have died wearing that flag on their uniform.

If he's going to continue to do his drunken gay ass Apollo Creed dance at his shows, let someone else carry the flag.
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SCSINNER wrote:My word on Stephen's posting is that it sure appears Bob's time is up!

What post? Only posts up are related to solo album
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gtrjay wrote:
SCSINNER wrote:My word on Stephen's posting is that it sure appears Bob's time is up!
What post? Only posts up are related to solo album
http://metalsludge.tv/big-news-stephen- ... peace-tba/

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SaintsWillConquer wrote:
gtrjay wrote:
SCSINNER wrote:My word on Stephen's posting is that it sure appears Bob's time is up!
What post? Only posts up are related to solo album
http://metalsludge.tv/big-news-stephen- ... peace-tba/

Try to keep up!

Saw it earlier tonight. But wasn't posted yesterday

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gtrjay wrote:
SaintsWillConquer wrote:
gtrjay wrote: What post? Only posts up are related to solo album
http://metalsludge.tv/big-news-stephen- ... peace-tba/

Try to keep up!

Saw it earlier tonight. But wasn't posted yesterday

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Actually, that was up yesterday before SCSINNER made his post. But whatever...
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There is a pastoral statement that says "the fruit of justice is peace." From what I gather, it refers simply to the law and fairness prevailing in the face of lawlessness.

"The fruit of silence is prayer. The fruit of prayer is faith. The fruit of faith is love. The fruit of love is service. The fruit of service is justice. The fruit of justice is peace."

Interesting.
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That Amarillo date isn't at the arena (Amarillo Civic Center).

It's RATT/Winger/Lita/Jack Russell at Azteca Music Hall; which is a legendary Tejano dance hall. Holds roughly 3,500 inside.
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CGaijin wrote:There is a pastoral statement that says "the fruit of justice is peace." From what I gather, it refers simply to the law and fairness prevailing in the face of lawlessness.

"The fruit of silence is prayer. The fruit of prayer is faith. The fruit of faith is love. The fruit of love is service. The fruit of service is justice. The fruit of justice is peace."

Interesting.
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