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Re: Faygo

Post by princessofrock » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:37 pm

DemonFilth2001 wrote:
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DemonFilth2001 wrote:Live 7 miles from Mooresville. 2 from Charlotte. So...

I will hit you up on my next trip up in about 7 weeks and deliver some Faygo.
Sounds like a plan! I'll be sure to put on my Josh Todd temporary tattoos.
So you'll be easy for me to spot.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:21 pm

princessofrock wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
princessofrock wrote:

I will hit you up on my next trip up in about 7 weeks and deliver some Faygo.
Sounds like a plan! I'll be sure to put on my Josh Todd temporary tattoos.
So you'll be easy for me to spot.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll be in better shape. More hair.
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Re: Faygo

Post by dmbrocker » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:41 am

Fourteen pages of this and not a single thread on Surge?!? Come on, people!
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:23 pm

dmbrocker wrote:Fourteen pages of this and not a single thread on Surge?!? Come on, people!
Do Juggalos drink Surge too?
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Re: Faygo

Post by dmbrocker » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:45 pm

DemonFilth2001 wrote:
dmbrocker wrote:Fourteen pages of this and not a single thread on Surge?!? Come on, people!
Do Juggalos drink Surge too?
Probably. That, Vault, and Canada Dry.
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:55 pm

Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
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Re: Faygo

Post by Turner Coates » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:45 pm

DemonFilth2001 wrote:Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
Here we go:

NEW FLAVORS
Corn On The Cob
Tomato
Sugar
Salt & Sugar
Water & Sugar
Oatmeal
Banana Peel
Bath Water
Bath Water & Sugar
Diet Bath Water & Sugar
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:29 pm

Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
Here we go:

NEW FLAVORS
Corn On The Cob
Tomato
Sugar
Salt & Sugar
Water & Sugar
Oatmeal
Banana Peel
Bath Water
Bath Water & Sugar
Diet Bath Water & Sugar
Not bad. Tomato soda has potential. Corn and banana soda as well. Maybe oatmeal too.
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Re: Faygo

Post by Turner Coates » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:37 pm

Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
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Re: Faygo

Post by Desslar » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:10 pm

Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:Great business idea. Need to send to Faygo Corporate....

Faygo Flavor of the Month Club

For a small annual fee...

Get a 6 pack of a different flavor mailed to you each month. They can even come up with new flavors for subscribers. Subscribers can rate the exclusive flavors. Highest rated flavors go into mass production.
Here we go:

NEW FLAVORS
Corn On The Cob
Tomato
Sugar
Salt & Sugar
Water & Sugar
Oatmeal
Banana Peel
Bath Water
Bath Water & Sugar
Diet Bath Water & Sugar
Not Faygo, but...

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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:22 pm

No shit??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

So Faygo would be late to market?
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Re: Faygo

Post by Turner Coates » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:23 pm

I had no idea.
About 15 years ago, a friend and I were joking about a soft drink for stoners. We called it "Bong Water." I looked it up online and somebody was selling "Bong Water" soda.
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pm

Turner Coates wrote:I had no idea.
About 15 years ago, a friend and I were joking about a soft drink for stoners. We called it "Bong Water." I looked it up online and somebody was selling "Bong Water" soda.
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
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Re: Faygo

Post by Turner Coates » Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:43 am

DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
Nope. I never cared for bongs. Too stinky/messy. I use a pipe I carved from serpentine stone.
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:46 am

Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
Nope. I never cared for bongs. Too stinky/messy. I use a pipe I carved from serpentine stone.
Gives ya a healthy stoned feeling?
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Re: Faygo

Post by Turner Coates » Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:57 am

DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
Ever drink bong water by accident? :shock:
Nope. I never cared for bongs. Too stinky/messy. I use a pipe I carved from serpentine stone.
Gives ya a healthy stoned feeling?
It's a very stable genius feeling.
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Re: Faygo

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Re: Faygo

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Re: Faygo

Post by HeavyMetalZombie666 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:47 am

Turner Coates wrote:Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
:lol:
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:11 pm

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
:lol:
Where have you been?
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Re: Faygo

Post by Mazerati » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:59 pm

DemonFilth2001 wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Another of the many uses for Faygo:

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It also works as a weed killer.
:lol:
Where have you been?
he's been busy drinking Americas favorite Cola!..Faygo
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Re: Faygo

Post by Turner Coates » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:08 pm

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Re: Faygo

Post by Mazerati » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:29 pm

Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
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Re: Faygo

Post by Desslar » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:07 pm

Mazerati wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
Or for a little less you could get this set of candles:

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Re: Faygo

Post by Mazerati » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:09 pm

Desslar wrote:
Mazerati wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
Or for a little less you could get this set of candles:

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:lol: good find!
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Re: Faygo

Post by princessofrock » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:21 am

Mazerati wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:Image
now that's awesome..now i know what to get demonfilth and Princessofrock for a wedding present!
We might fight too much over that. Not quite enough Faygo in that machine to satisfy 2 thirsty people.
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:17 am

I want those candles! Talk about setting the mood!
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Re: Faygo

Post by DemonFilth2001 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:08 am

Fucking snowing here. Forgot to stock up on Faygo Orange yesterday. Fuck me and my poor planning.
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Re: Faygo

Post by Desslar » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:28 pm

DemonFilth2001 wrote:Fucking snowing here. Forgot to stock up on Faygo Orange yesterday. Fuck me and my poor planning.
Does it work as antifreeze?
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Re: Faygo

Post by Mazerati » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:38 pm

Demonfilth you could make a killing selling Faygo on Ebay

64 bottles of Faygo Creme Soda sold at $8 a bottle plus $11.70 shipping!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/FAYGO-24oz-BOT ... SwImRYbIg3

there was a guy selling Faygo 12 packs for $22 on ebay and he sold over 260 of them :lol:
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