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The cool thing about Stonebreed...

Post by Udo Dirkschneider » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:15 pm

They somehow whored themselves out so much on the net that people actually know who they are - to a point.

I mean, there have been tons of bands promoting, but somehow these dudes made it through the din and into out hearts.

I often wondered if someone kept posting their shit everywhere possible, year after year... would they get noticed?

Like them or hate them, you know who they are!

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Post by BDG135 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:05 pm

Stonebreed gives Sludgers plenty of free entertainment.
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Post by Turner Coates » Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:20 pm

Udo Dirkschneider wrote:They somehow whored themselves out so much on the net that people actually know who they are - to a point.

I mean, there have been tons of bands promoting, but somehow these dudes made it through the din and into out hearts.

I often wondered if someone kept posting their shit everywhere possible, year after year... would they get noticed?

Like them or hate them, you know who they are!

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Re: The cool thing about Stonebreed...

Post by LAglamrocker » Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:34 pm

Yea it's quite disappointing Stonebreed name is so big but people have to google Janet Gardner
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Post by NearlyNormal » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:36 pm

People may know of them but can't name a single song and immediately associate them with "suck".
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Post by Luminiferous » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:39 pm

People on Sludge knowing them doesn't amount to much, especially when Carlos has made the band a running punchline on here..

I know 20 club level bands right now who do the exact same thing Carlos does, albeit they don't pay to play, nor do they beg for gear or rides to their shows, nor are any door-to-door meat salesmen, but they bust their asses and promote their shows and make them happen with their own gear..
Not once have I ever heard one of them resorting to gofundme because they don't want to spend their own money to travel 1800 miles to play an area that no one knows a song by the band..
They also wouldn't offer to put someone on their guest list, then whine about the lousy 10 bucks admission fee the band is losing because of it and try to guilt the person into flipping out $15 for a cd full of rehashed Molly Hatchet riffs and Eeyore level vocals....

They also don't spam Metal Sludge with their local show announcements, because their local fans already know, via Facebook, that their band is playing a show..

They also do not create really shitty flyers and attempt to make themselves look bigger than they are by adding "special guests" to the headliner's advertisement, nor do they namedrop like Eddie Trunk trying to impress a bunch of anonymous smart aleks on a hair metal message board....
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Luminiferous wrote:a cd full of rehashed Molly Hatchet riffs and Eeyore level vocals....
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Post by Kid-Wicked » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:39 pm

Luminiferous wrote:People on Sludge knowing them doesn't amount to much, especially when Carlos has made the band a running punchline on here..

I know 20 club level bands right now who do the exact same thing Carlos does, albeit they don't pay to play, nor do they beg for gear or rides to their shows, nor are any door-to-door meat salesmen, but they bust their asses and promote their shows and make them happen with their own gear..
Not once have I ever heard one of them resorting to gofundme because they don't want to spend their own money to travel 1800 miles to play an area that no one knows a song by the band..
They also wouldn't offer to put someone on their guest list, then whine about the lousy 10 bucks admission fee the band is losing because of it and try to guilt the person into flipping out $15 for a cd full of rehashed Molly Hatchet riffs and Eeyore level vocals....

They also don't spam Metal Sludge with their local show announcements, because their local fans already know, via Facebook, that their band is playing a show..

They also do not create really shitty flyers and attempt to make themselves look bigger than they are by adding "special guests" to the headliner's advertisement, nor do they namedrop like Eddie Trunk trying to impress a bunch of anonymous smart aleks on a hair metal message board....
that aboot covers it. well said.
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Re: The cool thing about Stonebreed...

Post by Udo Dirkschneider » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:05 am

I think I'm ready to join the Stonebreed army!!!!! Maybe I'll even buy some merch boyos!!!
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Post by BDG135 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:19 am

They're moving up in the world being interviewed by BUZZTV https://youtu.be/Omim4lemgLs
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Post by Artemis2085 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:41 am

Turner Coates wrote:
Udo Dirkschneider wrote:They somehow whored themselves out so much on the net that people actually know who they are - to a point.

I mean, there have been tons of bands promoting, but somehow these dudes made it through the din and into out hearts.

I often wondered if someone kept posting their shit everywhere possible, year after year... would they get noticed?

Like them or hate them, you know who they are!

:D
I hope they're investing their money wisely. And I look forward to a Carlos bio.
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Post by cowpins » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:58 am

Udo Dirkschneider wrote:I think I'm ready to join the Stonebreed army!!!!! Maybe I'll even buy some merch boyos!!!
You're poaching on Demonfilth's territory here. One's more than enough. Give it a rest.
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Post by kwf » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:24 am

We know what the Clap is too, but that isn't any reason to celebrate their "suckcess"
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Post by Mojo » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:57 am

Luminiferous wrote:Eeyore level vocals....
"Thanks for noticing me" pretty wells sums Carlos up, too.
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Re: The cool thing about Stonebreed...

Post by Bludegeon » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:01 am

Can't really find anything cool about Stonebreed.

But, it is a cool thing that the only time I read about , or see anything Stonebreed, is on here. And, well, that is more than enough torture for a day.
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Post by bigmakoshark » Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:43 pm

Luminiferous wrote:People on Sludge knowing them doesn't amount to much, especially when Carlos has made the band a running punchline on here..

I know 20 club level bands right now who do the exact same thing Carlos does, albeit they don't pay to play, nor do they beg for gear or rides to their shows, nor are any door-to-door meat salesmen, but they bust their asses and promote their shows and make them happen with their own gear..
Not once have I ever heard one of them resorting to gofundme because they don't want to spend their own money to travel 1800 miles to play an area that no one knows a song by the band..
They also wouldn't offer to put someone on their guest list, then whine about the lousy 10 bucks admission fee the band is losing because of it and try to guilt the person into flipping out $15 for a cd full of rehashed Molly Hatchet riffs and Eeyore level vocals....

They also don't spam Metal Sludge with their local show announcements, because their local fans already know, via Facebook, that their band is playing a show..

They also do not create really shitty flyers and attempt to make themselves look bigger than they are by adding "special guests" to the headliner's advertisement, nor do they namedrop like Eddie Trunk trying to impress a bunch of anonymous smart aleks on a hair metal message board....

Kudos. An excellent synopsis of why Carlos will never going anywhere in the music industry.
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Re: The cool thing about Stonebreed...

Post by Turner Coates » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:23 pm

Udo Dirkschneider wrote:I think I'm ready to join the Stonebreed army!!!!! Maybe I'll even buy some merch boyos!!!
Stonebreed doesn't HAVE an army. They ARE however, like a coastal storm or hurricane, which is why it's called the Stonebreed Coast Guard.
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Post by BDG135 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:27 pm

They have street teams nationwide. Here's the thread for proof. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=335438
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Re: The cool thing about Stonebreed...

Post by STONEBREED » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:34 pm

Vegas was good to us :)
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Post by LAglamrocker » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:37 pm

Why isn't Da Breed direct support for Keifer Magic Mountain show? Most will be eating at the food court still

They have Burger King and Chipotle
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Post by STONEBREED » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:06 am

LAglamrocker wrote:Why isn't Da Breed direct support for Keifer Magic Mountain show? Most will be eating at the food court still

They have Burger King and Chipotle
We are Direct Support for Tom on April 12 at the Canyon Club Santa Clarita has nothing to do with Magic Mountain. Even though we're Direct Support and go on at 9, I bet I still your ass stroll in at like 9:50 as we're saying thank you goodnight!!!
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Post by LAglamrocker » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:48 am

Better shot for Vegas would have been line at merch table..not 4 guys and a shirt

Magic Mountain Canyon Club has headliner at 9
Guess that means Keifer at 8 for 45 minutes
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Post by Bludegeon » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:50 am

In "support" of Tom. lol. STFU you clown..

Like Tom would have to cancel the show because your sorry ass wasn't there "supporting" them..LOL..

You're paying for a slot at the show. You're not evening opening. You bring nothing to the table. No support. You're just "there"...
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Post by Turner Coates » Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:05 am

STONEBREED wrote:Vegas was good to us :)
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Post by LAglamrocker » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:56 pm

Band homework..write the review and hand it in before the show.

You need to stop with all the crowd shots and just do live band photos..up close close close
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Post by STONEBREED » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:45 pm

ANYONE COMING TO NAMM?
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Post by Turner Coates » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:05 pm

So everybody hop on a plane and head on out!
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Post by poisonheart » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:18 pm

Is NAMM a Meat & Greet?

You’re probably sick of it, but if you take requests, can you guys do “Medium Rare”?

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Post by STONEBREED » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:20 pm

poisonheart wrote:Is NAMM a Meat & Greet?

You’re probably sick of it, but if you take requests, can you guys do “Medium Rare”?

(Thanks, I’m here all night. Tip your waitress and try the horse).
We're playing the 2018 remix MEDIUM MARE
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