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OZZY - Shot In The Dark Clusterfuck

Post by JohnnyDouche » Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:59 am

This guy is beyond lost. Beginning of the guitar solo...train wreck (2:40). :lol:

https://youtu.be/pfKSZICbOsU

Teleprompter autopilot. Must be thinking of the bread he'll be pulling in selling Sabbath singles box sets.




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Re: OZZY - Shot In The Dark Clusterfuck

Post by dmbrocker » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:04 pm

You just know the only reason he's still touring at this point is so Sharon has a meal ticket. She'll have the poor guy touring 'til he collapses dead on stage at the age of 100...
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Post by suckit » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:09 pm

OMG that's worse than Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson put together...
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Post by TenBenny » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:29 pm

dmbrocker wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:04 pm
You just know the only reason he's still touring at this point is so Sharon has a meal ticket. She'll have the poor guy touring 'til he collapses dead on stage at the age of 100...

If Sharon needs food money at this stage of her life/Ozzy's career she's fucked. He doesn't have much left in the tank.

I agree that Ozzy is probably now just an ox in the field. After all he's done to her physically and emotionally, I can't believe there's any love left so the business end has gotta be it (although, sorry, Ozzy ain't livin' to be 100).
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Re: OZZY - Shot In The Dark Clusterfuck

Post by Don't Damn Me » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:32 pm

I was expecting a backing track Fiasco, but this is forgivable
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Re: OZZY - Shot In The Dark Clusterfuck

Post by suckit » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:34 pm

Don't Damn Me wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:32 pm
I was expecting a backing track Fiasco, but this is forgivable
i disagree. a backing track fiasco isn't the artist's fault, it's a technical difficulty. yes, it exposes them for having limited talent/ability, but it's not due to a lack of professionalism on their part. what ozzy did...it's like he's not even on the same planet as the rest of the band. horrible.
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Re: OZZY - Shot In The Dark Clusterfuck

Post by The Prez » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:41 pm

Sounds like his voice is fucked or he has a cold...didn't sound nearly ass bad a few days earlier in Moscow...
https://youtu.be/SSR6nsGZ4JM?t=1764
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Post by GaulPilbert » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:55 pm

Funny how Zakk didn't even look over for awhile when Ozzy started singing during the solo... and then it didn't seem like Ozzy actually understood what was going on right away when Zakk finally did try to get him back on track.
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Re: OZZY - Shot In The Dark Clusterfuck

Post by suckit » Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:59 pm

GaulPilbert wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:55 pm
Funny how Zakk didn't even look over for awhile when Ozzy started singing during the solo... and then it didn't seem like Ozzy actually understood what was going on right away when Zakk finally did try to get him back on track.
yeah, he just said "fuck it, i'm going to play thru this shit".
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Re: OZZY - Shot In The Dark Clusterfuck

Post by Whitetrashed » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:01 pm

JohnnyDouche wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:59 am
This guy is beyond lost. Beginning of the guitar solo...train wreck (2:40). :lol:

https://youtu.be/pfKSZICbOsU

Teleprompter autopilot. Must be thinking of the bread he'll be pulling in selling Sabbath singles box sets.




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Definitely an elderly moment. Getting old sucks. I love how the band doesn't even react, they must know this can happen at any moment. Zakk goes over to see if he's okay, which is nice.

But we're not discussing the real problem on the stage. (Which sucks, Sharon can't dress a stage to save her life).

Zakk. Dude. Axl BARELY pulled off a kilt.

Don't do that.

Ever again.

Unless he's telling us something. Maybe his next album will be Zaza Wylde?
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Post by suckit » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:04 pm

Whitetrashed wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:01 pm
JohnnyDouche wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:59 am
This guy is beyond lost. Beginning of the guitar solo...train wreck (2:40). :lol:

https://youtu.be/pfKSZICbOsU

Teleprompter autopilot. Must be thinking of the bread he'll be pulling in selling Sabbath singles box sets.




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Definitely an elderly moment. Getting old sucks. I love how the band doesn't even react, they must know this can happen at any moment. Zakk goes over to see if he's okay, which is nice.

But we're not discussing the real problem on the stage. (Which sucks, Sharon can't dress a stage to save her life).

Zakk. Dude. Axl BARELY pulled off a kilt.

Don't do that.

Ever again.

Unless he's telling us something. Maybe his next album will be Zaza Wylde?
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Post by Whitetrashed » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:06 pm

dmbrocker wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:04 pm
You just know the only reason he's still touring at this point is so Sharon has a meal ticket. She'll have the poor guy touring 'til he collapses dead on stage at the age of 100...
Ozzy and Sharon haven't needed the money since the TV show. I think it's both of them, it's the only thing holding Ozzy together, I think they both know if he retires all he's gonna do is sit in front of the TV and color, and he'll go fast. Being on tour gives him focus, where Sharon can keep an eye on him 24/7, and he can tell everyone he loves them. I think he wants to be there, she doesn't have that kind of control over her, if he said "Fuck you, Sharon, I'm not bloody touring anymore", she'd listen. It's all he really knows, without tours, Ozzy is just another mumbling old man tottering around an overpriced mansion in LA. So he's a mumbling old man tottering around a stage.
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Post by whammybar » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:26 pm

That was painful and pitiful. I managed to make it through him singing over the solo.
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Post by Blizzard of Cos » Sat Jun 09, 2018 1:37 pm

Two stellar albums, that's all there is. And I wore the ultimate din cassette out on the streets stalking the night back then.
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Post by Psychobolia.com » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:16 pm

That was pretty bad...

On an unrelated note - not so much a clusterfuck as a "WTF!" - check out Keith Richards butchering the intro riff to Start Me Up a few hours ago in Edinburgh/Scotland:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj0RKLfhfCz/
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Post by JamesHetfieldsAcneScars » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:19 pm

Oh man thanks for posting this video, it had me in stitches lol....i started laughing half way through and didnt stop til it was over. Thats the funniest shit ive seen in a while. His drummer and zakk look ridiculous by the way. But ozzy in this video is comedy gold (to me anyway 8) .
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Post by Nitrorulz » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:23 pm

Totally embarrassing & unprofessional.
Zaks Capt Caveman Schtick is old and he looks ridiculous in a kilt.

I wouldn’t go see that if someone gave me a free ticket.

No wonder the youth of today thinks our music sucks.
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Post by Whitetrashed » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:24 pm

Psychobolia.com wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:16 pm
That was pretty bad...

On an unrelated note - not so much a clusterfuck as a "WTF!" - check out Keith Richards butchering the intro riff to Start Me Up a few hours ago in Edinburgh/Scotland:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj0RKLfhfCz/
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Now, going to see them during the Mick Taylor era? Fuck yes.

Is it just bragging rights at this point, to say you saw the Stones? I don't fucking get it, but then, i haven't had much of a fuck to give for their music since the 80's. Someone gave me Steel Wheels, and I listened to half of it, and sold it to the used cd store.
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Post by NearlyNormal » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:34 pm

Psychobolia.com wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:16 pm
That was pretty bad...

On an unrelated note - not so much a clusterfuck as a "WTF!" - check out Keith Richards butchering the intro riff to Start Me Up a few hours ago in Edinburgh/Scotland:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj0RKLfhfCz/


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I don't know what it is but "Start me up" has never sounded good in concert. It has never had the cool swagger that the studio version has.
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Post by lemmysmole » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:47 pm

JohnnyDouche wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:59 am
This guy is beyond lost. Beginning of the guitar solo...train wreck (2:40). :lol:

https://youtu.be/pfKSZICbOsU

Teleprompter autopilot. Must be thinking of the bread he'll be pulling in selling Sabbath singles box sets.




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That's shitty Zack Wilde and that was horrendous
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Post by Fat_Elvis » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:49 pm

That was terrible and the Moscow one was awful too. Was thinking about seeing this show in October and now I'm thinking nah.
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Post by Psychobolia.com » Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:59 pm

Whitetrashed wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:24 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 2:16 pm
That was pretty bad...

On an unrelated note - not so much a clusterfuck as a "WTF!" - check out Keith Richards butchering the intro riff to Start Me Up a few hours ago in Edinburgh/Scotland:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj0RKLfhfCz/
I don't get the whole Stones thing, as they are now. What's the big fucking deal? I have no interest in standing in the back of a massive crowd like that listening to 80 year olds playing songs I was tired of by the end of the 80's.

Now, going to see them during the Mick Taylor era? Fuck yes.

Is it just bragging rights at this point, to say you saw the Stones? I don't fucking get it, but then, i haven't had much of a fuck to give for their music since the 80's. Someone gave me Steel Wheels, and I listened to half of it, and sold it to the used cd store.
The shows are still a lot of fun overall. Yeah, their average ages are 73, but fuckit. In 5/10 years there'll be no more of the big bands we grew up with, so why not spend an evening listening to their hits live rather than sitting at home? Saw them in England a few weeks ago and had a great time...

Mick Taylor era? Sure, gimme the keys to the time machine, I'm all in!

Not really much of a fan of Dirty Work or their subsequent albums, so I get what you're saying about Steel Wheels.
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Post by the_man_incognito » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:07 pm

:shock:
You're in hell and have to choose one...

Current Ozzy...

Or KISS playing Paul Stanley songs...
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Post by Nitrorulz » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:13 pm

the_man_incognito wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:07 pm
:shock:
You're in hell and have to choose one...

Current Ozzy...

Or KISS playing Paul Stanley songs...

I’d rather slit my ass with razor blades and sit in a bowl of gin
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Post by risingfarce » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:37 pm

Nitrorulz wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:13 pm
the_man_incognito wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:07 pm
:shock:
You're in hell and have to choose one...

Current Ozzy...

Or KISS playing Paul Stanley songs...

I’d rather slit my ass with razor blades and sit in a bowl of gin
You do that every Friday night.
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Post by risingfarce » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:45 pm

"Shite In The Dark"
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Post by Nitrorulz » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:20 pm

risingfarce wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:37 pm
Nitrorulz wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:13 pm
the_man_incognito wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:07 pm
:shock:
You're in hell and have to choose one...

Current Ozzy...

Or KISS playing Paul Stanley songs...

I’d rather slit my ass with razor blades and sit in a bowl of gin
You do that every Friday night.
It’s still a better option than the two above...AND less painful.
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Post by risingfarce » Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:57 pm

Nitrorulz wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:20 pm
risingfarce wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:37 pm
Nitrorulz wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:13 pm



I’d rather slit my ass with razor blades and sit in a bowl of gin
You do that every Friday night.
It’s still a better option than the two above...AND less painful.
At least with KISS you have 3 other guys who can sing.
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Post by suckit » Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:35 pm

Nitrorulz wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:13 pm
the_man_incognito wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:07 pm
:shock:
You're in hell and have to choose one...

Current Ozzy...

Or KISS playing Paul Stanley songs...

I’d rather slit my ass with razor blades and sit in a bowl of gin
But is it...COLD GIN?
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Post by NearlyNormal » Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:54 pm

suckit wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:35 pm
But is it...COLD GIN?

Nah, some people I was talking to backstage before said that it was vodka and orange juice.
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