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El Vampiro Blanco
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by El Vampiro Blanco » Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:33 am
Old_Man_Dokken wrote: ↑ Mon Dec 26, 2022 12:55 pm
Wolfie gonna go out like Elvis on the toilet.
You sure he has not upgraded to adult diapers by now?
No way he can wipe his own ass, plus it is hard to find toilets that will support weight like that.
Andre the Giant used to have to shit in the bathtub...
El Vampiro Blanco
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by El Vampiro Blanco » Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:38 am
Love_Industry wrote: ↑ Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:59 am
Also, Geezer Butler has had some problems recently. Broke a rib on vacation in Kenya, skipped performing at Commonwealth Games with Ozzy and Iommi due to recovering from severe covid, and just read that he is now hospitalized with pneumonia which people his age can very well die from.
Geezer should eat some meat to build up strength..... Some nice juicy medium rare ribeye...
pieceofme
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by pieceofme » Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:47 am
Bruce Willis
GrayAntiMatter wrote: EVH
Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....
parasite74
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by parasite74 » Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:59 am
Steven Tyler
DonJuanDeMarco
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by DonJuanDeMarco » Tue Dec 27, 2022 12:00 pm
I'm pretty sure Ozzy and Mick Mars have been on this list since the first year we started doing this thread. RIP in advance!!!
I don't want to add any other names because that is way too cryptic. I don't want to win this bet.
"You want Don Juan DeMarco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love?"
pieceofme
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by pieceofme » Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:28 pm
DOWN2WHISKEY
GrayAntiMatter wrote: EVH
Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....
Busch1724
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by Busch1724 » Tue Dec 27, 2022 2:14 pm
David Allan Coe
roxxxtar
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by roxxxtar » Tue Dec 27, 2022 5:57 pm
Britney Spears is either going to die, or make an Onlyfans.
TooOldToCare
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by TooOldToCare » Wed Dec 28, 2022 7:36 am
Maybe Britney Spears. No other names, but I predict a surprising celebrity will unalive themselves though they seem the happiest person in the world as well as a football player or boxer with CTE. I ditched IG and TikTok recently, but there is an entire Britney conspiracy thing happening on social media purporting she may already be dead.
Is Artie Lange still among the living? Wikipedia says he is. I'd still add him to any death pool.
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The Stench
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by The Stench » Wed Dec 28, 2022 12:36 pm
pieceofme wrote: ↑ Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:47 am
Bruce Willis
He's actually the first one to come to mind for me. I suspect he's in worse shape than what's been revealed.
I also predict the demise of Willie Nelson, Ron Jeremy and Jimmy Carter. My wild card pick is Michael Douglas.
roxxxtar
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by roxxxtar » Wed Dec 28, 2022 6:39 pm
Marty Mcfly
d2drums
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by d2drums » Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:43 pm
VINNIE VINCENTS VAGINA FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pieceofme
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by pieceofme » Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:51 pm
d2drums wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:43 pm
VINNIE VINCENTS VAGINA FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope. Prediction was for 2023.
GrayAntiMatter wrote: EVH
Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....
pieceofme
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by pieceofme » Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:54 pm
GrayAntiMatter wrote: EVH
Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....
GoodJudge
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by GoodJudge » Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:58 pm
The last pope. The German one. He's ill but only has to survive 2 more days to make it a 2023 death.
VinnieVincentsVag
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by VinnieVincentsVag » Thu Dec 29, 2022 6:23 pm
I had a flashback today of Murray biting in to the Baby Ruth and saying “it’s still fresh” or wtf he says.
Gibsonite
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by Gibsonite » Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:01 pm
The odds just dropped on Steven Tyler in 2023 lol
Charles Bukaki
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by Charles Bukaki » Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:58 pm
Mickey Rourke and one of the secondary characters from Cheers.
REO Cokewagon
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by REO Cokewagon » Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:20 am
No famous people will kick the bucket in 2023.
Some funeral homes will go out of business.
Charles Bukaki
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by Charles Bukaki » Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:32 am
REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑ Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:20 am
No famous people will kick the bucket in 2023.
Some funeral homes will go out of business.
Let's arm wrestle over it.
Hell'sHungryChild
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by Hell'sHungryChild » Fri Dec 30, 2022 8:35 am
Pope Bendict
Bob Barker
Willie Nelson
Sandy Koufax
Whitey Herzog are low hanging fruit.
Unexpected; Fat Mike
"Shocking:" Kanye or Madonna
All Heil hell
fletch123
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by fletch123 » Fri Dec 30, 2022 6:48 pm
Barbara Walters would have to be high on the list. 93 and with advanced Dementia.
Elon Musk as my outside pick. Either by suicide or assassination.
GoodJudge
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by GoodJudge » Sat Dec 31, 2022 5:50 am
GoodJudge wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:58 pm
The last pope. The German one. He's ill but only has to survive 2 more days to make it a 2023 death.
Damn! Missed it by less than a day.