BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

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Re: BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:09 pm
Hellbentforfeathers wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:32 pm
SeniorGrande wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:13 am Christy and Ginger.

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Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez

Who are they?
Did I miss something?
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Not quite in the spirit of the thread because I don't really think about celebrities that much and everyone is going to hit that point even if that point is not being embalmed fast enough but ...

A certain geezer band I see a lot and interacted with and befriended the fan base the past quarter century or so ... The past few tours I realized a lot of the hot older chicks are just old. And the one I had the biggest crush on is now dead.
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gtrjay wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:14 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:09 pm
Hellbentforfeathers wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:32 pm

3 (non little) 🐷
Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez

Who are they?
Did I miss something?
I guess you weren’t watching porn videos in the 80s/early 90s…

Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn were top tier pornstars back then! Google pics from back then and you’ll see.
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gtrjay wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:14 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:09 pm
Hellbentforfeathers wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:32 pm

3 (non little) 🐷
Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez

Who are they?
Did I miss something?
No… now off to seminary with you.
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HottKarl777 wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:05 am Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.
I just spit coffee all over my desk, I laughed so hard at this. OMG that's funny. Thanks HottKarl77.
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Uh, Kelly McGillis. No wonder she wasn't in the Top Gun sequel. There is no way in hell they could have explained that away.
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gtrjay wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:14 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:09 pm
Hellbentforfeathers wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:32 pm

3 (non little) 🐷
Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez

Who are they?
Did I miss something?
Christy still looks good for a woman nearing 60.

Brigette Fonda

Some might say Shelly Duvall

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Lynda Carter for sure
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DangerZone wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:11 am
Some might say Shelly Duvall

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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:57 am Uh, Kelly McGillis. No wonder she wasn't in the Top Gun sequel. There is no way in hell they could have explained that away.
She makes Val Kilmer still look and sound like heartthrob, Tiger Beat Iceman caliber. I'm not saying I'd bone Val Kilmer unless he'd suck me off whilst using one of those vibrating, tracheotomy-talk things.
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DangerZone wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:11 am
gtrjay wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:14 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:09 pm

Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez

Who are they?
Did I miss something?


Some might say Shelly Duvall
Who, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles?
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I'm a dumbass who still doesn't know hot to post photos but let's give some credit to Elisabeth Shue at the age of 59 still looking damn good!

I was going to add Catherine Zeta Jones too but she is approaching Elizabeth Taylor territory or something. Still, probably gets 2nd place for aging the best.
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:57 am Uh, Kelly McGillis. No wonder she wasn't in the Top Gun sequel. There is no way in hell they could have explained that away.
Top Gut maybe

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glammymammy wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 5:45 pm
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:57 am Uh, Kelly McGillis. No wonder she wasn't in the Top Gun sequel. There is no way in hell they could have explained that away.
Top Gut maybe

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How does this and Bridget Fonda happen? Traumatic moment earlier on that causes you to give up or actively rebel so you wont be preyed on for being attractive?
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skatexedge wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:18 pm
gtrjay wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:14 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:09 pm

Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez

Who are they?
Did I miss something?
I guess you weren’t watching porn videos in the 80s/early 90s…

Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn were top tier pornstars back then! Google pics from back then and you’ll see.
I watched both quite a bit and wouldn’t have recognized them in a million yrs
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HueyRamone wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 6:03 pm
glammymammy wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 5:45 pm
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:57 am Uh, Kelly McGillis. No wonder she wasn't in the Top Gun sequel. There is no way in hell they could have explained that away.
Top Gut maybe

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How does this and Bridget Fonda happen? Traumatic moment earlier on that causes you to give up or actively rebel so you wont be preyed on for being attractive?
You mentioned Bridget Fonda and this is even more unbelievable

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HottKarl777 wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 12:05 am Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.
That’s mighty Christian of you!
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glammymammy wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:18 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 6:03 pm
glammymammy wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 5:45 pm

Top Gut maybe

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How does this and Bridget Fonda happen? Traumatic moment earlier on that causes you to give up or actively rebel so you wont be preyed on for being attractive?
You mentioned Bridget Fonda and this is even more unbelievable

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I never thought Kelly McGillis was as hot as she was made out to be by the fans and press. But Bridget Fonda is tragic. I was a big fan of hers. I always will be. I hope she finds some happiness someday.
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This was her last picture prior to the one above. Only 12 years apart

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Read this wrong.

Jennifer Love Hewitt went from total hotness to notness.

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I used to spank it to Christina Applegate so often my poor Dad had to install windshield wipers on the family TV.

Today? I'd rather slam the car door on my dick than spank it to her again...
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Traxan wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:40 am Liz Hurley, no doubt.

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That's a 57 year old woman.
You don't know what a debut album is, and now you're messing up this thread. :lol:

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pieceofme wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:58 pm
You don't know what a debut album is, and now you're messing up this thread. :lol:

edit. I do like the picture you posted though.
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Fucking monster Eliz Hurley, stressing out those poor starfish.

give me Kurrent Kelly McGillis any day, she's kind to animals.
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Traxan wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:40 am Read this wrong.

Jennifer Love Hewitt went from total hotness to notness.

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Courtney Cox. Still would though, totes.

Liz Hurley hit a wall? That’s news to me.
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Tommy2Tone84 wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:45 pm Courtney Cox. Still would though, totes.

Liz Hurley hit a wall? That’s news to me.
No I fucked up and read the question wrong.
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