BEFORE & AFTER ... Women you would Totes Bone Before... and now After they aged a bit, well...?

[MetalSludgeCEO]

Who did you totes want to drop your raw meat into back in the day...

But now see their pics and think you'd rather pound and toss a load into a flesh-light instead?

Ready, Set, Sludge.

$ludge

[Bono Nettencourt]

Kelly LeBrock. One of the hardest wall-hits of all time.

[MrBagel]

She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.

At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.

[Zabooka]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/17/europe/f ... index.html

French nun Sister André, the world’s oldest known person, died on Tuesday at the age of 118 in the southern city of Toulon.

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90 years ago, hell yeah. In recent times, not so much.

[pieceofme]

Ellen Page.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.

At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.

"""""""Angelina Jolie""""""""

Don't forget... she is 1 million percent, Bat Sh!t crazy!

I bet she hasn't had Dick since Brad... anyone who bones her, and she gets angry, be ready for a #metoo campaign.

I wouldn't F#@k her with Wolfgang's Dick but yes, she's hot (or was hot) AF at one point.

$tEvil

[HottKarl777]

Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.

[DemonFilth2001]

Megan Fox. Still hot, but on the fast train to drugs or suicide.

[HNB]

https://youtu.be/D9Jeh9vo55g

Pam still looks great but boy does she have some baggage

Worthy of the watch

[Spongie]

Madonna. Yeah, I’m that old. I remember that Like a Virgin video would have my kid pecker standing at attention.

Now?

[BulletProofPoet]

Catherine Bach aka Daisy Duke.

[TeslaFan]

Lita Ford. Just yuck now. She’s dried up like a prune. Ugly tats. I’m letting the Fleshlight Kiss me deadly before I let her.

[keyofgee]

Justine Bateman..
end the thread now...

[Mister Freeze]

Doesn't Nicole Eggert run away with this?

[TeslaFan]

Doesn't Nicole Eggert run away with this?

I don’t even think she beats Yasmin Bleeth. But yeah she’s a blob now.

[steviedoes]

Christina Applegate
Heather Locklear

Two of my early favorites. Wouldn't touch either of them now. Time will do that to them all though.

[Wild Obsession]

Doesn't Nicole Eggert run away with this?

I don’t even think she beats Yasmin Bleeth. But yeah she’s a blob now.

I was gonna say Yasmin Bleeth ^ she was super hot back in the day, now she's a frumpy looking soccer mom.......however, still "would".

[SeniorGrande]

Christy and Ginger.

[DemonFilth2001]

Christy and Ginger.

HMZ's dream 3 way

[Hellbentforfeathers]

Christy and Ginger.

3 (non little)

[sirthx2]

Kathleen Turner

[Tommy]

Sunny from WWE was gorgeous. Now she's a fat POS in jail awaiting trial for killing a guy in a DUI.

What happened to Bridget Fonda? Does she have a health issue or something?

[bigmakoshark]

She's not quite there yet but I remember being absolutely in love with Angelina Jolie during her Tomb Raider days but now, she's taken on this weird ass alien look.

At this point, I still would but if she continues down her path, in another 5-10years, she's gonna look just weird as hell.

"""""""Angelina Jolie""""""""

Don't forget... she is 1 million percent, Bat Sh!t crazy!

I bet she hasn't had Dick since Brad... anyone who bones her, and she gets angry, be ready for a #metoo campaign.

I wouldn't F#@k her with Wolfgang's Dick but yes, she's hot (or was hot) AF at one point.

$tEvil

But, she has helmet buffing lips. And, lunatic chicks almost always deep throat crazily and swallow.
I couldn't see the $tevil passing that up.

[MrRocker]

Traci mutherfuckin Lords!

[Jason Jennifer Leigh]

Every woman over 45.

[TeslaFan]

Every woman over 45.

Carmen Electra Donna D’Errico and Susanna Hoffs are all over 45. I’m thinking for a lot of guys, they would do just fine.

[maestro63]

Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.

Well said

[Jason Jennifer Leigh]

D’Errico is a robot.

Hoffs does look amazing.

[HueyRamone]

Christy and Ginger.

3 (non little)

Christy is not what she once was, but still recognizable.
Ginger, geez

[glammymammy]

Kelly McGillis. Smoking hot in Top Gun. She completely dropped off a cliff….