DUMBEST GUYS IN ROCK ... The Ace thread got me thinking... Who are the Dumbest guys in Rock n' Roll?

[MetalSludgeCEO]

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[skinni]

Steven Adler, whose heavy drug use led to mental slowness, was kicked out of Guns N' Roses.

[BDG135]

Are these the guys who can't even appear to be sober in interviews? Tommy Skeoch is one of them.

[HottKarl777]

Zakk Wylde and Dimebag are (were) no MENSA candidates.

[Spongie]

Obvious choice, but Bobby Blotzer has to be near the top of this list. The guy’s a potato brain. I’ve never seen anyone with such a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time exactly every time.

[kingbrian74]

Isn’t Blas from Slaughter kind of a moron?

I met him once, and he didn’t seem too bright….but it was a short interaction.

[risingfarce]

Race Frehley

Peter Criss

Vince Squeal

Tommy Lee

Nikki Suxx

[Love_Industry]

Sixx is a rocket scientist compared to the other dumbasses mentioned.

My picks:
Chris Holmes
Randy Piper
Johnny Rod
Mick Mars
Sebastian Bach

[El Vampiro Blanco]

I'm convinced Tommy Lee is retarded...

[SW]

Obvious choice, but Bobby Blotzer has to be near the top of this list. The guy’s a potato brain. I’ve never seen anyone with such a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time exactly every time.

I don't think Blobster is even close to the top. Sure, he's delusional miserable fucking waste of human being in many ways and annoying af. But mentally challenged like Steven Adler, fuck no.

[DemonFilth2001]

Donnie Vie is dumb as fuck

[Spongie]

Those guys are retards. They brought their fuckin toys!

https://youtu.be/UxD4MqBLGd0


He’s clearly talking about Tommy Lee and Lzzy Hale.

[Turner Coates]

In my opinion, it's this guy.

[Wild Obsession]

Donnie Vie
Tracii Guns
Tommy Lee
James Kottak
Bobby Blotzer
Chris Homes

[DiamondDog]

In my opinion, it's this guy.

I know people bag on Thayer for his giant melon, but looking at this photo, Ace isn't lacking in the fivehead department either.

[Ozzy Stradlin]

I concur with most of the aforementioned Rhodes Scholars.

I’ll add:

Peter Criss
Phil Anselmo
Eddie “Fingers” Ojeda
Phil Varone
Stephen Pearcy
Mark Michals
Paul Di’Anno
Ted Nugent

[Ozzy Stradlin]

Obvious choice, but Bobby Blotzer has to be near the top of this list. The guy’s a potato brain. I’ve never seen anyone with such a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time exactly every time.

I don't think Blobster is even close to the top. Sure, he's delusional miserable fucking waste of human being in many ways and annoying af. But mentally challenged like Steven Adler, fuck no.

If you were to read his “book”, you might change your mind.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Many contenders Baz chief among them...

[IREEKOFAWESUMNES]

sebastian bach
tommy lee

[DiamondDog]

sebastian bach
tommy lee

Of the two, Bach "wins". He actually thinks he's smart, which only adds an extra layer of stupid. Tommy Lee seems to know he's just a big dumb goof, at least.

[greengoblinrulz]

Stephen Pearcy always gets my vote on this

[parasite74]

Many contenders Baz chief among them...

I concur.

[ElectricBallroom]

Gotta be Mitch Malloy and Craig Goldy. I met both at NAMM. Malloy was asking about gear in my booth and just wasn’t picking up what I was laying down. All blond hair and bright white teeth. He’s gotta in the “dull” IQ range.

Goldy was lost at the show and I helped him and his past-her-prime girl figure out where they were going. He was nice enough, but it was like talking to a kid.

[Indy_Rob]

A few questionable inclusions on this list…

Nikki Sixx isn’t dumb by any stretch. Not a great person, but definitely not dumb.

Mick Mars? I don’t think he’s ever come across as dumb. Just weird and quiet and not a great father.

Ted Nugent? Says outrageous stuff but not a dumb person.

[Mister Freeze]

I remember watching an interview with Jack Russell during the Twice Shy era. He said he was so loyal to his fans, he would choose them over his own parents.

Not sure if that makes him the dumbest guy in rock, but it's definitely one of the dumbest things I've ever heard a rock star say.

It's like, dude, those fans barely stuck with you through the next album.

[SchenkerFan]

Tommy Lee definitely is a massive dumbshit.

[Nibbler]

Van Halen Brothers
Paul Dianno
Brian Robertson
Race Frehley definitely, and to compound it he thinks he’s a legitimate genius because he took some sort of IQ test in the 70s and got a high score

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

I'm convinced Tommy Lee is retarded...

He is. I tried following his social media and it made my head explode. Complete idiot.

And Peter Criss.

[Love_Industry]

Mick Mars? I don’t think he’s ever come across as dumb. Just weird and quiet and not a great father.

That too, but his rant about colorful cartoon dinosaurs and the "yuppies" who came up with that idea in The Dirt is one of the dumbest things I ever heard a rock star say. Even dumber is that he approved it for publishing.

Also, isn't he five times divorced? Not the sign of a very smart rich rock star, that must have cost him a lot.

[kytepunches]

Mick Mars? I don’t think he’s ever come across as dumb. Just weird and quiet and not a great father.

That too, but his rant about colorful cartoon dinosaurs and the "yuppies" who came up with that idea in The Dirt is one of the dumbest things I ever heard a rock star say. Even dumber is that he approved it for publishing.

Also, isn't he five times divorced? Not the sign of a very smart rich rock star, that must have cost him a lot.

It is really dumb if you got cleaned out once and still go without a pre nup.