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56 years old and...

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Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...
...her claim to fame is being the voice of a lesbian taco:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_Party
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Remembwr that wet tshirt see through scene?
That was even hotter

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superglide88 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:19 pm Remembwr that wet tshirt see through scene?
That was even hotter

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
You're so 2008.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:07 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...
...her claim to fame is being the voice of a lesbian taco:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_Party
Not exactly . . .

https://youtu.be/y1Kn51pMm5o
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:39 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:07 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...
...her claim to fame is being the voice of a lesbian taco:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_Party
Not exactly . . .

https://youtu.be/y1Kn51pMm5o
Yup. That scene is what IMMEDIATELY came to mind.
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:39 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:07 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...
...her claim to fame is being the voice of a lesbian taco:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_Party
Not exactly . . .

https://youtu.be/y1Kn51pMm5o
Her schoolgirl stripper bit in Dogma is pretty fucking sweet too. She's my anytime, anywhere crush. 80 years old? Wheelchair? Bring it on.
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Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuZ-GMpNnYu/
That's some fine frolicking right there.
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whammybar wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:45 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuZ-GMpNnYu/
That's some fine frolicking right there.
And a very brief, almost maybe, start of a flash of areola there too. Yes, yes I am pathetic when it comes to Salma.
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Smoking hot. But also don't forget, it's her job. Admittedly she's very good at it...
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superglide88 wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 12:19 pm Remembwr that wet tshirt see through scene?
That was even hotter

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dammit! You made me click on that! :lol:
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I thought she looked a little old in the new Black Mirror episode, but she looks hotter in the IG vid fo sho.

She was funny playing herself in Black Mirror, kind of making fun of her accent.
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WHaaaatt? Hot Hollywood babe is HOT?

Always been a fave of mine, since DTD, yeah.

Call me TooOldToGetExcitedAboutInstagramPosts though.

She's next door, having a party, making tacos (or whatever Spanish people do) and/or tequila drinks (I hate teq, btw) I'm there.

Re: her awesome accent. Watch Bliss on Amazon (if it's even still there)
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Mikky_Five wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:42 pm WHaaaatt? Hot Hollywood babe is HOT?

Always been a fave of mine, since DTD, yeah.
Same. Not a fan of her store-bought tits tho, she was already hot, but she's married to a billionaire, so I guess she hadda play ball.
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HueyRamone wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 6:25 pm I thought she looked a little old in the new Black Mirror episode, but she looks hotter in the IG vid fo sho.

She was funny playing herself in Black Mirror, kind of making fun of her accent.
So you do watch TV? I thought that was the only decent episode of the new season. The rest were pretty meh...
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I would have boned her even when she had a unibrow.
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Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuZ-GMpNnYu/
Meh...

She's maybe a 7.... tops....

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:31 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuZ-GMpNnYu/
Meh...

She's maybe a 7.... tops....

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Lobo wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 12:55 pm Image
Looks like she's related to Dylan Mulvaney...

And I am NOT even joking!

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DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 6:01 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:31 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 11:19 am 56 years old and...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CuZ-GMpNnYu/
Meh...

She's maybe a 7.... tops....

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:03 pm
Looks like she's related to Dylan Mulvaney...

And I am NOT even joking!

$tEvil
I realize it was a Saturday night but WTF were you high on, comparing Salma to that thing? One of her boobs weighs more than him total.
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Traxan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:44 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:03 pm
Looks like she's related to Dylan Mulvaney...

And I am NOT even joking!

$tEvil
I realize it was a Saturday night but WTF were you high on, comparing Salma to that thing? One of her boobs weighs more than him total.
Not to mention "they're" pale as a ghost... :roll:
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:47 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:44 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:03 pm
Looks like she's related to Dylan Mulvaney...

And I am NOT even joking!

$tEvil
I realize it was a Saturday night but WTF were you high on, comparing Salma to that thing? One of her boobs weighs more than him total.
Not to mention "they're" pale as a ghost... :roll:
Steve don’t like her cause she weighs more than 100lbs
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DangerZone wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 2:55 pm
Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:47 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:44 pm

I realize it was a Saturday night but WTF were you high on, comparing Salma to that thing? One of her boobs weighs more than him total.
Not to mention "they're" pale as a ghost... :roll:
Steve don’t like her cause she weighs more than 100lbs
Hey, if he prefers 20-something pre-op trannies to real women his own age, who are we to judge...
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:47 pm
Traxan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2023 12:44 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 10:03 pm
Looks like she's related to Dylan Mulvaney...

And I am NOT even joking!

$tEvil
I realize it was a Saturday night but WTF were you high on, comparing Salma to that thing? One of her boobs weighs more than him total.
Not to mention "they're" pale as a ghost... :roll:
Salma is kinda pale for a woman of color, too.

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