Why are U so awesome?

[LAglamrocker]

Me-‘everyday is summer 1991
Me - live in my dream city
Me- don’t need friends
Me- no Peg Bundy ruining my life
Me - no little brats draining my money tree
Me- i worship WWE
Me- big plans to see Shaggy 2 Dope in Vegas pool hall
Me - Jaws ruined me afraid to swim in ocean far out
Me- I’m bigger rawkstar than all my favorite Metal Edge bands in 2023

U?

[Psychobolia.com]

Me- I work from home and am my own boss
Me- I'm vacationing in French beachside town and drinking rosé right now, with a view of the Spanish hills outside my window, only 13 more days left of this hell
Me- I'll be on the exact same vacay next month for another 10 days
Me- I spent 0 on gas/car insurance this year, last year, the year before, the year before that, etc.
Me- No outstanding loans or mortgages
Me- I'm not a fatass (yet)
Me- The only TV I own has never left its cardboard box

[SterileEyes1]

I can go to a movie on a school night *snap* like that.

[HueyRamone]

Me? I'm drinking a can of Bud Light while ostensibly working at my full time job from home, but in reality being paid to Sludge.
Me? Ive played about a hundred top tier rock shows since the last one LA Glam was in the audience at, being annoying.
Me? I still enjoy looking at titties, either on person or Instagram
Me? Got to pet goats, sheep and a couple pigs at a farm sanctuary on sunday. Girlfriend wanted to go to that instead of some bullshit like the mall... and I got credit for doing something that was fun anyway. The alpacas would spit if you petted them, so I didnt.
Me? Dont have to worry about Metallica high ticket prices, since I dont want to go anyway.
Me? Im a far better singer than people who have made zillions at that as their profession, such as Don Dokken, Paul Stanley, Ozzy and Jonald Bon Jovi.
Me? I havent been in a band with Sleek for over a half-decade, causing my blood pressure to be in a nice stable range.
Me? I might get an inflatable pool for the backyard.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Me? I'm drinking a can of Bud Light

[HueyRamone]

Bud light pulled off an impressive feat. All the anti trans folk are pissed at them for putting her on a can, and all the pro-trans folk are pissed at them for not defending her agianst the hate. At this rate, it might become a microbrew, and I'll be seen as afan of underground beer.

[DemonFilth2001]

Bud light pulled off an impressive feat. All the anti trans folk are pissed at them for putting her on a can, and all the pro-trans folk are pissed at them for not defending her agianst the hate. At this rate, it might become a microbrew, and I'll be seen as afan of underground beer.

I bought 12 Bud Light Platinums on the way home. In cans. They used to be out of stock of the cans 50% of the time. Now? Tons of it!

[VinnieVincentsVag]

I’m not.
I used to be.

[DemonFilth2001]

Me: Make good money
Me: Attractive wife
Me: 2 kids. 1 graduated sums cum laude from college
Me: Other is a rising junior in college. Straight A’s
Me: I’m allowed to drink when I want with no argument
Me: I know Exitflagger
Me: I know Rough Cutt was damn good

[MrRocker]

Me: I make "fuck you" money.
Me: I have a "fuck you" car.
Me: I actually get along with my wife and think she's cool even after 23 years.
Me: I live in what I think is the best place in the world
Me: I have a career that most people thinks is pretty fucking cool
Me: I am still reasonably healthy and in decent shape even though I am north of 50
Me: I have a small circle of friends that like me and I like them.

[HueyRamone]

Me: I make "fuck you" money.

Are you Kirk, Rob, James or Lars? Cause you aint Jason.

[Newsted's FU Money]

Me: I make "fuck you" money.

Are you Kirk, Rob, James or Lars? Cause you aint Jason.

Oh Huey, here we go again. You're so jealous of my FU money it eats you up inside, doesn't it?

Man, I'm fucking RICH. Can YOU afford to play to 3 people at a Chophouse Band gig? LOL you wish, you loser. I'm so loaded I can even afford to reactivate my terrible NEWSTED project. Do you have a RAMONE project, Huey? LOL, you are so DAMN poor it hurts.

If I had money for an Uber I'd head your way right now just to dangle my RICH GUY GOLD CHAINS in your poor, derelict face.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Overcame some pretty crazy childhood trauma and family dysfunction to more or less win at most aspects of life...

[Newsted's FU Money]

Oh boo hoo, childhood trauma.

You ever had ADULTHOOD trauma? You ever had a 5 foot 4 inch Danish drummer tease you mercilessly? Listen to any interview with me, I always sound like I'm on the verge of tears. Lars, Jim and Kirk really did a number on me.

Luckily I have my Black Album snake pillow to cuddle up to at night.

[daveg]

Me. I don't get bothered by other peoples political views... Pandemic Views...religious views...trans views...gun rights views etc. I just don't give a second thought to what anyone else thinks.

Although that one weirdo on here that said the pandemic was caused by global warming, got be a bit miffed

Now, if you say Trouble Tribe is better than Childs Play.... Then we will have an issue..

[Tommy]

Is this the thread where people diagnose themselves with autism?

[MattleyCrue]

I have great family
I am a great friend
I can do whatever I want
I work hard
I get paid
I can buy anything I want
I can play golf a few times a week
I can listen to hair metal whenever I choose
I am extremely loyal
I can drink wines, beers, liquor when I choose
I can enjoy all my fav foods whenever

[HueyRamone]

Why didnt you mention your Ashba wear or Tshirts?

[MattleyCrue]

Why didnt you mention your Ashba wear or Tshirts?

Tees are very important to me but not important enough to go on the list

[EzyRider]

Me - live close to beach
Me- cooked up seared Blue Fin tacos from fish I caught Tuesday night
Me- pedal around the local trails crankin the rawk
Me- swimming in son#1 pool tomorrow
Me - don't live in Ohio

[SW]

Oh boo hoo, childhood trauma.

You ever had ADULTHOOD trauma? You ever had a 5 foot 4 inch Danish drummer tease you mercilessly? Listen to any interview with me, I always sound like I'm on the verge of tears. Lars, Jim and Kirk really did a number on me.

Luckily I have my Black Album snake pillow to cuddle up to at night.

ERIC ADAMS pulls this schtick 1000 x better. Cringe af.

[Newsted's FU Money]

Oh boo hoo, childhood trauma.

You ever had ADULTHOOD trauma? You ever had a 5 foot 4 inch Danish drummer tease you mercilessly? Listen to any interview with me, I always sound like I'm on the verge of tears. Lars, Jim and Kirk really did a number on me.

Luckily I have my Black Album snake pillow to cuddle up to at night.

ERIC ADAMS pulls this schtick 1000 x better. Cringe af.

What do you pull better than anyone else? Apart from sucking homeless cock, of course.

You are a redundant faggot.

Hang yourself.

[cowpins]

Me: live in a small beach town where others go on vacation. they have to leave....I don't
Me: have a job I enjoy doing for the most part that pays me to live the lifestyle i want to live. nothing more...nothing less
Me: taking my boat on a stacation today (from my vacation life). Got a place right on the water about 2-hours away
Me: can do what I want....when want...how I want (see right above)
Me: still have my hair
Me: no more hangovers and feeling like shit on the daily

[daveg]

Me: no more hangovers and feeling like shit on the daily

Anyone that has done this is awesome for sure. Completely changes your outlook on life.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Oh boo hoo, childhood trauma.

You ever had ADULTHOOD trauma? You ever had a 5 foot 4 inch Danish drummer tease you mercilessly? Listen to any interview with me, I always sound like I'm on the verge of tears. Lars, Jim and Kirk really did a number on me.

Luckily I have my Black Album snake pillow to cuddle up to at night.

You are lucky...

[SW]

Oh boo hoo, childhood trauma.

You ever had ADULTHOOD trauma? You ever had a 5 foot 4 inch Danish drummer tease you mercilessly? Listen to any interview with me, I always sound like I'm on the verge of tears. Lars, Jim and Kirk really did a number on me.

Luckily I have my Black Album snake pillow to cuddle up to at night.

ERIC ADAMS pulls this schtick 1000 x better. Cringe af.

What do you pull better than anyone else? Apart from sucking homeless cock, of course.

You are a redundant faggot.

Hang yourself.

Comedian in the making.

Please continue sending those child porn fantasy private messages too, dear homophobe.