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I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT...

That even as a Grown Man, at 57, 6' tall, rocking about 210 pounds of bad-@ssery... I sometimes SIT DOWN to PEE!

Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!

I once fell in the middle of the night, like Joe Biden, and woke up on the floor covered in my own Pee... so now I sit down. Lol

Sometimes I sit down mid-day as well... especially when returning texts or surfing social media looking for posts that annoy me!

Then I log on an try to make people more mad at me than they already are...

Well... which guys out there have the Ball Bag to admit they sit down to pee?

Ready, Set, Go!

$tEvil

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:14 pm Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!

I'll often sit in the middle of the night, as usually I've got morning wood. Less chance of mess.

Yeah sure, for all the reasons stated.

Have for years. So much easier and cleaner. Especially at night. I'm sure I'll see the ridicule on here

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:14 pm I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT...

That even as a Grown Man, at 57, 6' tall, rocking about 210 pounds of bad-@ssery... I sometimes SIT DOWN to PEE!

Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!

I once fell in the middle of the night, like Joe Biden, and woke up on the floor covered in my own Pee... so now I sit down. Lol

Sometimes I sit down mid-day as well... especially when returning texts or surfing social media looking for posts that annoy me!

Then I log on an try to make people more mad at me than they already are...

Well... which guys out there have the Ball Bag to admit they sit down to pee?

Ready, Set, Go!

$tEvil

HOW did you fall? Was it while walking to the bathroom….or did you randomly fall while peeing?

I have been sitting down for as long as I can remember...this is especially true when you own a home.
I still have mighty pressure in my hose and don't need to wash any splash from surrounding areas.
It's cleaner plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.

I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.

But inside my castle...
SIT , MOTHERFUCKER !

i do all the time. I mean, if I'm in a hurry and only have to piss really quick in a public place, I'll use the urinal. But sometimes at work I might want to kill time and use my phone, or at home sometimes I'll sit down really fast...it's just easier than worrying about pissing on the seat lol

poserboy71 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:19 pm I have been sitting down for as long as I can remember...this is especially true when you own a home.
I still have mighty pressure in my hose and don't need to wash any splash from surrounding areas.
It's cleaner plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.

I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.

But inside my castle...
SIT , MOTHERFUCKER !

Same here

I sit down whenever the opportunity presents itself.

Sitting at home, standing in public at the urinal except when pooping. It's a whole lot easier to sit as I get older.

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:26 pm standing in public at the urinal except when pooping.

So you sit in public at the urinal while you're pooping?

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:35 pm

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:26 pm standing in public at the urinal except when pooping.

So you sit in public at the urinal while you're pooping?

No. I should have edited that to mean I use the stalls instead of the urinal when I need to poop. Though I'm guessing you knew I meant that.

You shit in urinals. It's fine. Urinal Shitter.

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:59 pm You shit in urinals. It's fine. Urinal Shitter.

Okay, you caught me. It's only because your mouth wasn't available.

If I have my bed clothes on, I’m sitting down to pee. In my regular clothes, I stand up.

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:03 pm Okay, you caught me. It's only because your mouth wasn't available.

Good thing, too. With the constant deluge of fast food you eat, I'm sure just walking by that urinal would knock me out.

I sit and have for years. Way the Fukk more sanitary. Your stinky piss isn’t all over the bathroom floor and splattered on your shitter. As I get older pissing is becoming way more frequent. I find if I sit down read and relax for a few minutes, I can actually empty my bladder. It might not be a real macho way to go but it effective.

what the fack?? hell no I don't sit down, I like the angle of my dangle from up above. I'm a trained sharpshooter with my urine stream, I can hit it in the dark with no lights, I just bump the toilet with my shin and I'm good to go.

Not one person is a stander upper? You guys wear dresses and recently switched to bud light too??

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:03 pm

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:59 pm You shit in urinals. It's fine. Urinal Shitter.

Okay, you caught me. It's only because your mouth wasn't available.

Look at our little dmb getting all spicy! Proud of you son...

Funny... the world is SO sensitive...

I posted this on my FB today too... and already got some inbox message about how my post is NOT FUNNY!

I guess this guy had a stroke, and now he has to sit when he pees, so my post which I guess was a bit fun, or goofy has upset him.

"""""Not funny as fuck dude I just had a stroke about a year ago. I am 56 years old and even before that I started to sit down to pee in the middle of the night just much easier. I also fell forward. Fucked my head up.""""""" -- Jackass on FB

I also see Poserboy71 writing: """""""plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.""""""""

Ummm... because it is... fair?

I think 98% of us men on the planet would for sure make a joke about sitting down to pee... because, well, it is unmanly.

I recall Bloodhound Gang writing about in the lyrics to their song "Why's Everybody Always Picking on Me?"

"""""""""""'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?"""""""""""""""

There is literally nothing you can do or say, that someone somewhere won't somehow be offended by.

$tEvil

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:59 pm You shit in urinals.

PEEING SITTING DOWN should be the next TUFF album title. Amazing.

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:16 pm

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:14 pm Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!

I'll often sit in the middle of the night, as usually I've got morning wood. Less chance of mess.

At night also, but more because I don't want to turn on a light and wake myself fully.

I do it all the time, no big deal.

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:45 pm

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:03 pm

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:59 pm You shit in urinals. It's fine. Urinal Shitter.

Okay, you caught me. It's only because your mouth wasn't available.

Look at our little dmb getting all spicy! Proud of you son...

Could’ve also gone with his mom but I’m not exactly into sloppy seconds.

sometimes, usually if im not sure if I have to also shit or its a fart

So, if you sit while peeing, do you shit while standing?

i don't sit down when i pee but i do wipe my penis off with toilet paper after i pee.top that.

Middle of the night and first thing in the morning, always sit. I'm not turning the lights on. Half the time, I don't even open my eyes. The only other time is if I'm taking a dump.

I know of guys that go to take a dump, piss standing up, then turn around to take a dump. You can see foot direction in the stalls. Or back in college, none of the stalls had doors bc they'd get ripped off the hinges if they did.

Back in the early 90s, a bunch of my friends and I drove out to Phoenix from New Mexico for the second Lollapalooza. The venue would let you in with water bottles if they weren't open, so we stopped at the Walgreens nearby to get some water bottles. A couple of us had long hair and as we were leaving, an older guy was going in and he didn't like the way we looked and yelled "Sissies, bunch of long haired sissies! I bet you squat when you pee!" We thought it was hilarious.

Can't speak for the other guys, but the old man was wrong, I don't generally squat when I pee.