https://www.bretmichaels.com/bret-micha ... qsXZbOlLxE
There's so much here that's worth calling out, but my favorite line is this one: "Although considered at different ends of the musical spectrum, the fans seem to feel that both Bret Michaels and Taylor Swift have delivered the feel-good tours of Summer 2023."
Hilarious Parti-Gras press release
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Re: Hilarious Parti-Gras press release
If only Bret could have sold out one more night at sofi, he’d have beaten taylor!
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Bert….What an a-hole
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Re: Hilarious Parti-Gras press release
Just what spectrum is Bert on?
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Yes my 26 yo daughter had a terrible time trying to decide which show to attend...
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Parti-Gras grandparents paid for 1500$ Swift tickets for grandchildren
Everyone helped each other be massively successful tours
Everyone helped each other be massively successful tours
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Check it out. It looks like they're on a poster!
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skunklovestiger wrote: A comment like this needs a really useless piece of shit. Well maybe you are used to get fucked by your mother in the basement. It would be better if somebody just kills you useless asshole. Just killl yourself shithead.
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Re: Hilarious Parti-Gras press release
Who the hell is that Press Release for??
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"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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Always a good sign when a "press release" written to celebrate a blockbuster tour doesn't include sales figures.
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Re: Hilarious Parti-Gras press release
Just clicked on the link, Bert has pictures of himself as the stage backdrop. How fucking cheesy.
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Re: Hilarious Parti-Gras press release
He really has crossed over into televangelist territory. The tone of this "press release" is so relentlessly aggressive and pushy that it gets really uncomfortable and weird by the end. I mean he draws a decent crowd and knows his audience, comparing his tour to Taylor Swift's just looks desperate.
"The teams at Live Nation, Red Light Management and Michaels Entertainment Group could not thank him enough for his tireless work ethic and constant positive energy every single night"
OK Bert, we get it, you're amazing.
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
"The teams at Live Nation, Red Light Management and Michaels Entertainment Group could not thank him enough for his tireless work ethic and constant positive energy every single night"
OK Bert, we get it, you're amazing.
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
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Ok, that is a weird and creepy at the same time.
Even the first sentence is totally absurd:
”Music icon Bret Michaels, hot off the recent Stadium Tour, the son of a veteran and a lifelong type 1 diabetic…”.
Even the first sentence is totally absurd:
”Music icon Bret Michaels, hot off the recent Stadium Tour, the son of a veteran and a lifelong type 1 diabetic…”.
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Re: Hilarious Parti-Gras press release
Dropping Taylor's name in the press release is an age old trick of trying to associate yourself with bigger acts. That's literally just pulled out of their asses and made up. I must have missed the survey they took asking people what the feel good tours of the summer were. She's on the verge of having the biggest grossing tour in history, and Bret's on the verge of having the grossest tour in history. No comparison.
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