BRITNEY'S BAGS = WOW ... Holy Moly, I am not a Big Bag guy, but damn... photos!

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BRITNEY'S BAGS = WOW ... Holy Moly, I am not a Big Bag guy, but damn... photos!

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I want to bash those off my face now... hmmmm

Anyone else?

She looks catatonic... def dark days... I wonder what crazy episode happens next?

Well...?

> https://twitter.com/BritneyTheStan/stat ... 0101545130

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I THOUGHT SHE'D BE CARRYING SOME BIRKINS.... DIDNT REALIZE YOU MEANT MAJORLEAGUE FUN BAGS.
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Don't sell yourself short bro. You are a HUGE bag...
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So knowing that the paps are camped out outside of your place, is this...

A) Fuck it, I don't care what people think?
B) Let me look like shit for the sympathy?
C) Already on something and not giving a shit what or aware of what I look like?
D) Get Stevie all riled up?
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cowpins wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:53 am So knowing that the paps are camped out outside of your place, is this...

A) Fuck it, I don't care what people think?
B) Let me look like shit for the sympathy?
C) Already on something and not giving a shit what or aware of what I look like?
D) Get Stevie all riled up?
Ot maybe E) no matter what she does, they've got an agenda and they'll find something to match it, whether it's an unflattering angle or an off-guard moment, and she can't ever win. They - and all the ghouls following her story - won't be happy until until the pressure causes her to off herself, then they'll say "see, we were right" whilst never recognising they were the problem.
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GoodJudge wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 2:52 am
cowpins wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:53 am So knowing that the paps are camped out outside of your place, is this...

A) Fuck it, I don't care what people think?
B) Let me look like shit for the sympathy?
C) Already on something and not giving a shit what or aware of what I look like?
D) Get Stevie all riled up?
Ot maybe E) no matter what she does, they've got an agenda and they'll find something to match it, whether it's an unflattering angle or an off-guard moment, and she can't ever win. They - and all the ghouls following her story - won't be happy until until the pressure causes her to off herself, then they'll say "see, we were right" whilst never recognising they were the problem.

This.
Nipples could even be photoshopped for added drama. Paps have plenty of time sitting in their car.
After all, everybody wants the most clicks and likes these days.
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GoodJudge wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 2:52 am
cowpins wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:53 am So knowing that the paps are camped out outside of your place, is this...

A) Fuck it, I don't care what people think?
B) Let me look like shit for the sympathy?
C) Already on something and not giving a shit what or aware of what I look like?
D) Get Stevie all riled up?
Ot maybe E) no matter what she does, they've got an agenda and they'll find something to match it, whether it's an unflattering angle or an off-guard moment, and she can't ever win. They - and all the ghouls following her story - won't be happy until until the pressure causes her to off herself, then they'll say "see, we were right" whilst never recognising they were the problem.
Valid point, so back to my question. Knowing that her photo would be taken why did she leave the house looking like this?

A) She said, fuck it, I don't care what people think?
B) She thought let me look like shit for the sympathy?
C) She's already on something and not giving a shit what or aware of what I look like?
D) She wants to get Stevie all riled up?
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superglide88 wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 3:06 am
GoodJudge wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 2:52 am
cowpins wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 1:53 am So knowing that the paps are camped out outside of your place, is this...

A) Fuck it, I don't care what people think?
B) Let me look like shit for the sympathy?
C) Already on something and not giving a shit what or aware of what I look like?
D) Get Stevie all riled up?
Ot maybe E) no matter what she does, they've got an agenda and they'll find something to match it, whether it's an unflattering angle or an off-guard moment, and she can't ever win. They - and all the ghouls following her story - won't be happy until until the pressure causes her to off herself, then they'll say "see, we were right" whilst never recognising they were the problem.

This.
Nipples could even be photoshopped for added drama. Paps have plenty of time sitting in their car.
After all, everybody wants the most clicks and likes these days.
Ah. didn't think of that. Thankfully I didn't read this a few minutes ago. Would have "ruined" the moment.
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GoodJudge wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 2:52 am Ot maybe E) no matter what she does, they've got an agenda and they'll find something to match it, whether it's an unflattering angle or an off-guard moment, and she can't ever win. They - and all the ghouls following her story - won't be happy until until the pressure causes her to off herself, then they'll say "see, we were right" whilst never recognising they were the problem.
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Fuck that dumb cunt.

And fuck all her brain dead fans for thinking that she didn’t need that conservatorship. She’s a whack job.

She will be dead within years.
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I think Britney had a gang bang.

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Still not as awesome as porn star Victoria Paris' big fake jugs. I probably would've banged Britney when she was younger and more sane-looking. Seems like she's joining Amanda Bynes in the "complete headcase" department. That's what fame does to you sometimes, I guess.
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She looks like a white trash pig, but I guess she always has......
I wonder if she still has coin or if she somehow burned through her money.....not sure how it works for a popstar, but does she still have money rolling in? it seems unlikely in the times of musicians making no money
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When you have the profile you have money on tap. If she’s broke announce an OnlyFans and make a million overnight. Or do meet n greets for $2000 each. No such thing as a celebrity that big who doesn’t have unlimited access to very easy money.
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Post by Love_Industry »

Off topic but I never understood hetero men who are not into big bags. Hell, even gay guys should like them, just not in that way :)
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Fan Girling over someone who is no less than two years away from her death, is really something to take in. This is 1977 Brian Wilson in female form with 1000 more times the coverage.
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Love_Industry wrote: Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:32 am Off topic but I never understood hetero men who are not into big bags. Hell, even gay guys should like them, just not in that way :)
I hear you! I have a rep for being an ass guy, but if the rack is nice and on display, it's not like I'm not going to admire it.
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Post by Metal Heart »

I like tits as much, if not more, than the next guy. Those look like a floppy mess. She looks dumpy in those photos.
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She's in her early 40's but looks like an older version of Michael Munroe if he was up doing crack for a week.
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Post by Funz »

Oof, that narrow hip thing she's got going makes her look male. All you dudes who like the skinny girls with 14 year old boy bodies and fake boobs are suspect.
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She needs a big facial tattoo. Maybe her name across her forehead....so everyone knows who she is right away.....including herself when she's looking into a mirror.... for hours at a time.
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